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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Very late....very drunk....nowhere else to go...

    :o

    My First Time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Oh how I wish my sister wasn't on boards ...


    *must resist partaking in thread* :(

    Just pm it to me so as to get the desire to post the pic out of your system.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    [Jackass] wrote: »
    Very late....very drunk....nowhere else to go...

    :o

    My First Time

    heh, snap


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Amazing time,:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Amazing time,:cool:

    What in the name of Mohammed's nipples...?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Kold wrote: »
    What in the name of Mohammed's nipples...?!

    Remember the scene in trainspotting with the toilet?Apply it to that....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Just pm it to me so as to get the desire to post the pic out of your system.

    Hahahah nooo... :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,028 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    I'm proud of how accurate I set the scene:o
    Frustrating experience as it was:(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    Sorry I wasn't listening at the start, it's a picture of me in the nip and my dog

    ...why would I want a parachute?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Gandalf23


    [Jackass] wrote: »
    Very late....very drunk....nowhere else to go...

    :o

    My First Time

    Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Gandalf23 wrote: »
    Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?

    No. The phone number is wrong AFAIK. Similar but not quite right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    javaboy wrote: »
    No. The phone number is wrong AFAIK. Similar but not quite right.

    ....plus if they really tried it in a skip at night one or the other probably would have been skulled by an oul TV being flung in there.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Gandalf23 wrote: »
    Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?

    No. But apperantly they've got a magnificent 2 for 1 offer lasting until January 31st. No up front payment required.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭superfly


    I'm proud of how accurate I set the scene:o
    Frustrating experience as it was:(

    thats a very pointy dick, no wonder she feigned sleep


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,028 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    superfly wrote: »
    thats a very pointy dick, no wonder she feigned sleep

    OMG, that's what the problem's been all this time:eek: Kudos to you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭Mingey


    Did you get dumped after it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Dardania


    no-they took the thrash out for a while...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Ross_Mahon wrote: »
    Keep away from Absinthe, the devils drink i tell ya!

    Attachment not found.


    is thats supposed to be a giant tampon inside her:eek::eek::eek:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Havent read all this thread (laughed hard at what I have), have there been any "mickey inside Hoovers" sketches as yet?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Well what did ya expect?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Well what did ya expect?

    are you the ram???:D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 279 ✭✭pagancornflake


    A lot of us seem to have started out on gingers.... I wonder if it's the same one...

    I guess you just don't have the confidence back then to have sex with a 'proper' person.

    Nah, we throw them pity sex so they can get back the confidence to make ginger jokes. You see, the only thing funnier than ginger jokes is the irony that the people who make them can only get laid with gingers!

    Recurring freudian slip...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    That's exactly the way I remember it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    That's exactly the way I remember it

    Good thing ye had the gas mask handy.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    are you the ram???:D:D:D
    Yes. First she turned me into the Ram she dreamt off, then she dumped me because I'd changed and I was not the Ram I used to be.
    Wimminz! :rolleyes:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Greatest Thread EVER !!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I've resisted until now...

    http://omg.wthax.org/mspaint.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Adam wrote: »
    Mine was a full blown orange haired, D4, doobes wearin, fock off speakin, Killiney livin' psycho.

    Two and a half years later I ran away... what was I thinking??

    Cos there filthy sluts out that way, never a bad shag from one of them !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    cjbh wrote: »
    enjoy it while it lasts...
    Epic MSPaint skills


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  • Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Great thread OP, LMAO. :D

    Attachment not found.

    Was that 69ing ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Frada I've no idea who that is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Dear user whose post I just deleted, keep your kiddie cartoon fetish on 4chan. It's not welcome here.

    If anyone so much as attempts to post any kiddie cartoon fetish pics here, I will personally hunt them down and cut their balls off.
    You sick mother****ers.
    I hope you die a horrible death.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    why was mine deleted??? I spent ages drawing that.


    edit: will I blurr the face?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Me neither :confused: Frada??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Terry wrote: »
    Dear user whose post I just deleted, keep your kiddie cartoon fetish on 4chan. It's not welcome here.

    If anyone so much as attempts to post any kiddie cartoon fetish pics here, I will personally hunt them down and cut their balls off.
    You sick mother****ers.
    I hope you die a horrible death.
    markok84 wrote: »
    why was mine deleted??? I spent ages drawing that.


    edit: will I blurr the face?

    Banned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Terry wrote: »
    Frada I've no idea who that is.
    bronte wrote: »
    Me neither :confused: Frada??

    It's Monica Bellucci. She was starring in The Matrix movies around the time portrayed in my picture.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,327 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    cjbh wrote: »
    enjoy it while it lasts...
    At least you gave her a Dyson to pick up after you with. Ya classy bastard.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,885 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    jebuz wrote: »
    Sorry I wasn't listening at the start, it's a picture of me in the nip and my dog

    ...why would I want a parachute?

    Give this man a coconut.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Binomate wrote: »
    I was very drunk the very very first time, so I don't remember it. I drew a turnip instead.

    Pfft. It's not even shaped like a thingy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭0ubliette




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,067 ✭✭✭✭Basq




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD




  • Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    TPD wrote: »
    Direct link to myspace.com

    I couldn't upload onto this an error kept occurring..are direct link prohibited ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    dylano_k wrote: »
    I couldn't upload onto this an error kept occurring..are direct link prohibited ?

    Upload to tinypic.com and paste the 'forum link' into a reply here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Sean Quagmire


    dylano_k wrote: »
    I couldn't upload onto this an error kept occurring..are direct link prohibited ?

    the internet police are on their way to your house to murder your entire famliy. I'm terribly sorry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    i cant draw :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    phasers wrote: »

    Go teacher.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    i cant draw :(

    Jebus that dyslexia really did a number on you Snow! It got your drawing skills too? Luckly it dosen't affect your Mime skills. Just get a webcam and act out your first experience for us all to comment on. :)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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