Pighead in the first person

Peared · 17-12-2008 09:46PM #1

Pighead wrote: »

:eek: That is the most disturbing thing Pighead has seen this week! And I say that having watched Saw last night.

Ok I'm sh1t at the quote thingy so I don't know if the above has worked.

But!

On page 2 of the wedding thread in the LL Pighead used the word 'I'.

Possibly this has happened many times before and your collective panties are still bone dry.

However, the rest of us can point like Nelson.

MagicMarker · 17-12-2008 09:48PM

That can't be right, the internet must be broken.

javaboy · 17-12-2008 09:53PM

He used to post in Soccer in 1st person too. I'll dig up some posts.

EDIT:

Pighead wrote: »

Jesus Kernel,You are one bitter young chappie!
Its obvious the main problem here lies with your chosen career path yet you persist in blaming the country for your unhappiness.Ireland has a lot to offer if you're willing to look for it.stop feeling so sorry for yourself and thank your lucky stars your from A relatively peaceful country.I'm guessing you're trying to escape from the corporate hell you find yourself in and i'm guessing when you find a career that you're enthusiastic about then you'll be a lot happier in this under-rated little country of ours.

Pighead wrote: »

Respect the scum.Think we've all had our scummish moments in our time,sometimes its good to let loosw and be bold
Y'all hear me now

Pighead wrote: »

This is one for the ladies out there!
Having an ongoing argument with my mate chubby byrne over whos more popular with the ladies.Basically he reckons that girls prefer men with a bit of meat,now hes not obese but he would be carrying a bit of extra poundage in the belly area,I on the underhand am in need of a few pound in the belly area as i'm a bit of a skinny lad.So basically i'm a few pounds underweight and chubbser is a few pounds overweight.
Which is best
YOU DECIDE!
Ps Respect to the ladies

Pighead wrote: »

With all due respect bard this poll is dedicated to the lads below or above the average weight.I'm guessing most girls would plump for average weight if given the option thus leaving me and chubbser none the wiser over whos more attractive to the fairer sex.

Sharpshooter · 17-12-2008 09:54PM

He must have been telling porkies.

It can't have been the final saw , because it was crap.:(

Which one was it Pighead?

Jimbo · 17-12-2008 09:54PM

Pighead wrote: »

I'd be absolutely flabbergasted. Do you honestly think there's not more goals in this?

Pighead wrote: »

Ooops! My mistake. Feel free to lock and destroy this thread mods. Wasn't thinking properly.

Pighead wrote: »

I always thought Greene was a Pool fan. Didn't he have a big bust up with Fergie years ago?

Pighead wrote: »

It's a sham because I accused you of lying about putting a bet on Van Persie to score twice. You then proceeded to prove that you had indeed put the bet on immediately leaving Pighead in a horrible situation as it meant he had called the situation very badly. Faced with a choice of backing down and apologising to you or calling your proof a sham I decided to go down the second avenue as it meant not losing face or having to squirm in your general direction.

As I said, a sham. Great result for Arsenal.

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brianthebard · 17-12-2008 09:55PM

I don't want to live in a world where Pighead talks in the first person! *leaps out window*

Peared · 17-12-2008 09:58PM

Aww it's like telling small children about Santy.

themadchef · 17-12-2008 09:58PM

Maybe pighead is in love....:eek:

Breaking news in AH.

Sharpshooter · 17-12-2008 09:59PM

Ah , I think I can guess , Pighead , was it the one with all your relatives dropping in on the Judge?:eek:

cornbb · 17-12-2008 10:00PM

Pighead is broken! fixed! I have no idea whats going on

Saibh · 17-12-2008 10:02PM

Maybe he feels that he wouldn't be taken seriously in the Soccer Forum if he posted in the "third" person

javaboy · 17-12-2008 10:05PM

Saibh wrote: »

Maybe he feels that he wouldn't be taken seriously in the Soccer Forum if he posted in the "third" person

The quotes I put up aren't from Soccer though. I reckon he just didn't establish his gimmick until a while later.

Davidius · 17-12-2008 10:16PM

Well that's it, world's over.

Saibh · 17-12-2008 10:18PM

javaboy wrote: »

The quotes I put up aren't from Soccer though. I reckon he just didn't establish his gimmick until a while later.

Sorry, didn't see your post:p

I was replying to jimbo78 post:)

KamiKazi · 17-12-2008 10:19PM

Has someone typed google into google again??

javaboy · 17-12-2008 10:22PM

Saibh wrote: »

Sorry, didn't see your post:p

I was replying to jimbo78 post:)

Yeah I know. Tbh I thought something similar because the only posts I'd seen in 1st person from him had been in Soccer but the AH posts blow that theory out of the water now.

Do you think we could get him to post in 1st person now that he's rumbled?

Saibh · 17-12-2008 10:24PM

javaboy wrote: »

Yeah I know. Tbh I thought something similar because the only posts I'd seen in 1st person from him had been in Soccer but the AH posts blow that theory out of the water now.

Do you think we could get him to post in 1st person now that he's rumbled?

I am actually surprised this was suggested as a challenge for the Santa Strike Force. Hmmm... is it too late?

brianthebard · 17-12-2008 10:28PM

javaboy wrote: »

Yeah I know. Tbh I thought something similar because the only posts I'd seen in 1st person from him had been in Soccer but the AH posts blow that theory out of the water now.

Do you think we could get him to post in 1st person now that he's rumbled?

He might switch to fourth person to mix it up?

Jimbo · 17-12-2008 10:31PM

brianthebard wrote: »

He might switch to fourth person to mix it up?

We are not amused with your comment.

It works for the aristocracy

longshanks · 17-12-2008 10:35PM

Cracking question buddy.
Pighead has one for you too.
Why is your username an anagram of retard 'e raped'

i'll get me coat

javaboy · 17-12-2008 10:36PM

Saibh wrote: »

I am actually surprised this was suggested as a challenge for the Santa Strike Force. Hmmm... is it too late?

I was going to but I figured it was too obvious. I cut out the poo (FlutterinBantam) and puns (sharpshooterH) for a bit though.

WhiteWashMan · 17-12-2008 10:37PM

alright, the truth is finally out.

WhiteWashMan is Pighead.....

Sharpshooter · 17-12-2008 10:38PM

longshanks wrote: »

Cracking question buddy.
Pighead has one for you too.
Why is your username an anagram of retard 'e raped'

i'll get me coat

Who?
Oh , and that should be crackling question keeping in mind it involves Pighead.

javaboy · 17-12-2008 10:38PM

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

alright, the truth is finally out.

WhiteWashMan is Pighead.....

And you're still posting in third person. :mad::D

javaboy · 17-12-2008 10:40PM

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Who?
Oh , and that should be crackling question keeping in mind it involves Pighead.

You're betraying your youth young one. He was paraphrasing from Pighead's awesome burn of an alt. account (r.rated) he set up for just that purpose.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 17-12-2008 10:40PM

javaboy wrote: »

The quotes I put up aren't from Soccer though. I reckon he just didn't establish his gimmick until a while later.

I've no idea who's smile that is, but it looks like a sideways vagina (or have I been watching too much porn...? I have haven't I? Fvck...)

Pighead. Yes. Slips up every now and again.

WhiteWashMan · 17-12-2008 10:40PM

Pighead/wwman can post in whatever person I feel like.

see what I/Pighead/wwman did there....?

Pighead · 17-12-2008 10:42PM

Well said WhiteWashMan. Pighead couldn't have put it better.

Naos · 17-12-2008 10:42PM

I'll check back on this thread later when pighead has disposed of peared.

Kiera · 17-12-2008 10:43PM

Come back to AH WWM, all is forgiven.....

Sharpshooter · 17-12-2008 10:43PM

javaboy wrote: »

I was going to but I figured it was too obvious. I cut out the poo (FlutterinBantam) and puns (sharpshooterH) for a bit though.

I think you will find it was sharpshooterH who actually cut out the puns.:(

Pighead in the first person

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