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I would put this in personal issues, but it's kind of funny so.....

0utpost31 · 2008-08-19 22:44:31

Fake names btw..... I was at a session there about two months ago. Myself and friends hit the town, flootered, great craic, etc. Went back to my mate Jimmys house, it was just three of us (males) drinkin away and the clock struck 6am and I said "f*kit jimmy I'm wrecked I'm kippin in your bed head to toe if you don't mind."…

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#182 21-08-2008 02:43PM

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missmatty wrote: »

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa

Best thread ever, so many double meanings :pac:

:cool:
Anyway when Jimmy and the other guy find out he has posted this on Boards, they are going to kick the s*** out of him, so he won't have to worry about future strained relations.

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#183 21-08-2008 03:32PM

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The tags! Baaahahahaha

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#184 21-08-2008 04:12PM

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Serious note: great you can laugh about it, talk to the lads.

But really, that is the funniest thing I have read in ages, you have made my afternoon!! Absolutely hillarious and the tags are just a thing of beauty.

On a related note: Coffee coming out of your nose it HORRIBLE!!

this is best thread since Jigsaw girl

Eh???? Can someone tell me where this is?

Ta

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#185 21-08-2008 05:20PM

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Georgie porgie pudding and pie
kiss the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay

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#186 21-08-2008 07:17PM

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Gee, erm.... this is kinda awkward. I have a feeling that I'm the "Paddy" in this scenario.

Erm, what happens now?

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#187 21-08-2008 07:21PM

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tin_can_ted wrote: »

Gee, erm.... this is kinda awkward. I have a feeling that I'm the "Paddy" in this scenario.

Erm, what happens now?

fess up paddy - tell all:D

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#188 21-08-2008 07:47PM

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oh shit

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#189 21-08-2008 07:48PM

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Epic if true. Simply epic.

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#190 21-08-2008 08:00PM

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Super thread!

0utpost.....if Paddy was being pushed up against you while being penetrated, where was his knob in relation to your ringpiece??

x5 stars btw!

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#191 21-08-2008 08:06PM

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About 5 knob-lengths from my ass I'd say. But that could have been his phone.

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#192 21-08-2008 08:10PM

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*logs out*

*deletes all web history*

*burns clothes in bonfire*

*"first ticket to mexico please"*

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#193 21-08-2008 08:12PM

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Do you know what's really wierd?

The only thread tin can ted's ever started is....

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055347254

Oh.... my.... fg.

Tin can ted. Are you taking the piss?

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#194 21-08-2008 08:12PM

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Hmm... just looked through Tin Can ted's posts and found this thread:

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055304415

Does any of this sound familiar, Outpost?

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#195 21-08-2008 08:12PM

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Can you draw a picture in MSpaint of the crime scene and post it up?

About 5 knob-lengths?.....man, you definitely caught the ghey.
His baby-batter is probably stilled steeped in your clothes.

Seek out a quart of gypsy tears to cure yourself of the ghey.

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#196 21-08-2008 08:12PM

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Phlann we had the exact same lightbulb moment right there.

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#197 21-08-2008 08:14PM

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Oh shit.

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#198 21-08-2008 08:14PM

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lol

It's the thread that just keeps on giving!

And taking.

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#199 21-08-2008 08:17PM

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Phlann wrote: »

lol

It's the thread that just keeps on giving!

And taking.

Lol I was just about to post that!

Seriously, you think it's all over and BAM! (Kind of like what happened to the OP really.)

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#200 21-08-2008 08:37PM

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Seriously, just when I think this thread has ran its course... it just got even more epic.

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#201 21-08-2008 08:43PM

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I call bull****. It's too perfect.

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#202 21-08-2008 08:48PM

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You're right, Jimmy... but that post by tin can ted was made on the 30th May.

Maybe I'm too trusting but I have trouble believing anybody could be sad enough to plan it so far in advance!

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#203 21-08-2008 08:53PM

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This sounds like the sort of thread that'll end up as a story in the Herald.

á la Copper Face Jacks pregnant nurse.

...well I know that wasn't on boards. But you know how media loves a bit of funny scandal.

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#204 21-08-2008 09:08PM

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...There's no way

This has to have been orchestrated. Their writing styles are too similar!

****ing GAS THOUGH

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#205 21-08-2008 09:19PM

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haha. I just really want it to be true!

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#206 21-08-2008 09:43PM

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Phlann wrote: »

haha. I just really want it to be true!

which part;)

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#207 21-08-2008 11:03PM

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ha ha, well it's not very nice of your friends to just start getting up to that mischief with you in the bed with them - it's just not respectful! The thread is hilarious though! Would ya just phone them up already!

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#208 21-08-2008 11:09PM

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MIN2511 wrote: »

which part;)

Quiet you!

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#209 21-08-2008 11:17PM

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Thats funny **** man, fair ****s to them not giving a ****e that you were there! Just talk to him about it but dont make it into a huge deal or anything. If he comes out as gay or bi who ****ing cares man get on with it!

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#210 21-08-2008 11:22PM

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Funniest fake thread Ive seen in awhile

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#211 21-08-2008 11:29PM

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tin_can_ted wrote: »

Gee, erm.... this is kinda awkward. I have a feeling that I'm the "Paddy" in this scenario.

Erm, what happens now?

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