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I would put this in personal issues, but it's kind of funny so.....

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    #152
    [Deleted User]
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    I bet he did, the DURTY fecker :p


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    #153
    gamblitis
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    Yeah especially after a night of beering your always that little bit hornier!


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    #154
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    A hole and a heartbeat is all you need.


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    #155
    joejoem
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    Thats hilarious.


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    #156
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    A hole and a heartbeat is all you need.

    A heartbeat? That seems excessive...


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    #157
    DonJose
    Registered Users Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    LOL that reminds of a film I saw, but they have a THREESOME, there are 2 guys and 1 girl, one guy likes the girl but the girl doesn't like that guy, she likes the other guy, but the other guy is gay and he doesn't like the girl he likes the guy so the only way they can get together is to have a THREESOME, can't remember the name of the film but they end up having a durty THREESOME...


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    #158
    dubsgirl
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    One of the funniest stories I have EVER heard!!

    Brilliant

    But poor you in that situation, I would be mortified...


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    #159
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    PMSL...

    One of the funniest things I have read on boards...
    EVER...

    :D

    Sh1t one dude...


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    #160
    Cunny-Funt
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    Jaysus :pac:

    And the tags are priceless.

    OP I hope you update this thread when you finally talk to them about it haha


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    #161
    dlofnep
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    0utpost31 wrote: »
    And I was in my own sleeping bag as well so I was extra protected from what was about to happen......
    0utpost31 wrote: »
    ****Tinkle****


    "What the fuck was that????!!!!"

    Suddenly, I heard a BELT BEING UNBUCKLED.

    Sorry to be Captain Logic here, but how did he unbuckle your belt while you were in a sleeping bag? :eek:


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    #162
    sam34
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    dlofnep wrote: »
    Sorry to be Captain Logic here, but how did he unbuckle your belt while you were in a sleeping bag? :eek:

    it was the other guys belt that got undone, not the op;s


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    #163
    dsmythy
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    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Lads it is 100% true.

    You'd never know what you'd do if you were in that situation. These are my very good friends and I didn't want them knowing that I know you know what. But they do know now anyways.

    As I said, I waited for the **** to die down, and it did. I was like "ahhhh, it went according to plan" and then they started getting serious. Then I got up and left. I didn't wait there the whole time as dshyty is saying.

    Dsmythy, re-read my post before accusing me of lying and don't be annoying me. This is a serious personal issue, with elements of humour.

    I never got the idea how someone could annoy someone over the internetz. Just ignore me sure ya big fat liar.

    On the say 10% chance of it being a true story. Leave it be. Who gives a shi'ite muslim what they get up to? Last thing they need is you bringing it up. They may rape you in punishment.


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    #164
    JangoFett
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    Man that story is ****in hilarious!!!

    I had sex with a girlfriend in a tent with someone else there, unconscious when I went camping in Australia. And whenever you stay in hostels you always catch people beating off or having sex!


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    #165
    Phlann
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    who gives a toss if it's true or not. it's funny.


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    #166
    apprentice
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    Sean Quagmire wrote: »
    they were probably just sleep **** walking...

    Yeah, Maybe they cant even remember it happening.. ha ha :D


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    #167
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    0utpost31 wrote: »
    It's a bit hard to get your lad out when you're wrapped up in a sleeping bag.
    Em ... no!!! :confused:
    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Who's adding all these crazy tags to this thread?
    Lol, assorted messers, that's all!!

    Bit unfair to drag Jizzlord into it though ... he's not even from Dublin!! :pac:


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    #168
    pebblesjm
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    Phlann wrote: »
    who gives a toss if it's true or not. it's funny.


    :D hee hee, toss.............


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    #169
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    So since this thread is coming to a close (for now, until I make that call), I think I might try and pimp some of my photos if I'm allowed.

    They're in this thread here if anyone wants a look and maybe ye can tell me what ye think!?

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055360456

    Am I allowed to do this?

    *runs away*


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    #170
    Go-Go-Gadget
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 202 ✭✭Go-Go-Gadget


    5 stars :D id be horrified if i was you but im not so i can just sit here and laugh uncontrolably :D


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    #171
    randylonghorn
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    0utpost31 wrote: »
    So since this thread is coming to a close (for now, until I make that call), I think I might try and pimp some of my photos if I'm allowed.
    They're not photos from that night, are they?!! :eek: :eek:


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    #172
    hisroyalbadness
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    I wouldn't talk to any of the bastards again if they were that disrespectful about doing it right beside me when I was sleeping, bad form gay or straight!


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    #173
    Dun laoire
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    How did you manage to get to sleep after your two mates were **** each other off??? No way, you needed to get out of there at that point at least.


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    #174
    Cabaal
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    this reads like one of those little Jimmy jokes...


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    #175
    adsgirl
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    0utpost31 wrote: »
    So since this thread is coming to a close (for now, until I make that call), I think I might try and pimp some of my photos if I'm allowed.

    They're in this thread here if anyone wants a look and maybe ye can tell me what ye think!?

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055360456

    Am I allowed to do this?

    *runs away*

    I thought it was pics of the night, that is cheating:mad:


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    #176
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    Haha! There's no way I'd take pictures of nobz and taint my camera with ghey. Nah they're beautiful nature shots that can help calm you down after reading such a horrific story.


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    #177
    javaboy
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    JangoFett wrote: »
    I had sex with a girlfriend in a tent with someone else there, unconscious when I went camping in Australia.

    I saw a film recently where some young couple were travelling around Australia and hooked up with an American guy. The couple had the sekz in the tent when they thought he was asleep and the American later killed the bf. be warned.

    http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0482374/ <-that's the one
    And whenever you stay in hostels you always catch people beating off or having sex!

    You're just not going to be happy until you get murdered are you?
    0utpost31 wrote: »
    So since this thread is coming to a close (for now, until I make that call)

    You overestimate your own importance.


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    #178
    AckwelFoley
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    This thread is epic.


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    #179
    adsgirl
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    0utpost31 wrote: »
    Haha! There's no way I'd take pictures of nobz and taint my camera with ghey. Nah they're beautiful nature shots that can help calm you down after reading such a horrific story.

    Stop dissing the gays, they are your mates:mad:


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    #180
    phasers
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    This is the thread of 2008


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    #181
    missmatty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭missmatty


    adsgirl wrote: »
    massive log in:D

    Hahahahaaaaaaaaa :D

    Best thread ever, so many double meanings :pac:


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