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I would put this in personal issues, but it's kind of funny so.....

0utpost31 · 2008-08-19 22:44:31

Fake names btw..... I was at a session there about two months ago. Myself and friends hit the town, flootered, great craic, etc. Went back to my mate Jimmys house, it was just three of us (males) drinkin away and the clock struck 6am and I said "f*kit jimmy I'm wrecked I'm kippin in your bed head to toe if you don't mind."…

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#212 21-08-2008 11:30pm
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its super funny - on the scale of an unhealthy relationship with a mobile phone.

Most people would have made there excuses and left.

But youve left this one hanging.

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#213 21-08-2008 11:32pm
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CDfm wrote: »

its super funny

But still made up

imho.

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#214 21-08-2008 11:41pm
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OK!!! I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE TO "PADDY".

I or he didn't mention anything about slippery sacs or wobbly knobs, BUT, we are meeting up for pints on saturday... JUST pints. Long story short, as far as I know, Tin can Ted is not paddy. If it is him, he would have mentioned boards during the call wouldn't he? Or maybe he wouldn't have asnwered the call at all....

I really was absolutely shitting it there, I really thought fucked up my friendship big time. And those comments about this being on the herald didn't help whoever posted that ya bolix!

I even thought of asking the mods to delete this whole thread.

And to all you nay-sayers who think this isn't true, well fuk yez!:pac: I would never bother my hole writing a story just for the entertainment of random interweb people. I was looking for advice, and I had to give a bit of background, and decided to make it a funny story because I'm actually a durty bastard in real life and words like "shytey knob" make me laugh. I would be terrible at writing the type of sob story drivel you see on personal issues.

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#215 21-08-2008 11:42pm
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he thinks a lot about Jimmy and Paddy. Wouldnt like to be them

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#216 21-08-2008 11:44pm
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0utpost31 wrote: »

OK!!! I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE TO "PADDY".

I or he didn't mention anything about slippery sacs or wobbly knobs, BUT, we are meeting up for pints on saturday... JUST pints.

Suuure. Tell it to the feds, gayboy.

:pac:

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#217 22-08-2008 12:01am
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0utpost31 wrote: »

OK!!! I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE TO "PADDY".

I or he didn't mention anything about slippery sacs or wobbly knobs, BUT, we are meeting up for pints on saturday... JUST pints. Long story short, as far as I know, Tin can Ted is not paddy. If it is him, he would have mentioned boards during the call wouldn't he? Or maybe he wouldn't have asnwered the call at all....

I really was absolutely shitting it there, I really thought fucked up my friendship big time. And those comments about this being on the herald didn't help whoever posted that ya bolix!

I even thought of asking the mods to delete this whole thread.

And to all you nay-sayers who think this isn't true, well fuk yez!:pac: I would never bother my hole writing a story just for the entertainment of random interweb people. I was looking for advice, and I had to give a bit of background, and decided to make it a funny story because I'm actually a durty bastard in real life and words like "shytey knob" make me laugh. I would be terrible at writing the type of sob story drivel you see on personal issues.

Have you considered writing? Imagine this as an episode or more in either Corrie/Emmerdale.... BRILLIANT!:D

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#218 22-08-2008 12:20am
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I call this thread the most fantastic fake thread ever!

Quite frankly I used to read PI to laugh at situations like this but its gone way too "stop making fun of the OP".

More PI in AH FTW!

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#219 22-08-2008 12:42am
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"shytey knob" :pac:

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#220 22-08-2008 12:46am
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Seriously, I don't give a hoot whether this is made up or not! I choose to believe it's not!. The reason being is that I have laughed so much over this in the past few day!!! i've even shared it with people that I couldn't be sure would see the humour.... and honestly couldn't care less if they didn't.

Well done Outpost, ... on a story well told!

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#221 22-08-2008 12:59am
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Why's everyone so keen on calling fake?
It's not like a bunch of guys getting drunk and **** eachother off is that unusual.
...or so I hear.
<_<
>_>

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#222 22-08-2008 1:05am
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maybe talking to the guys seperately is best. You need to find out if was a one time, drunk thing or whether they have feelings for eachother.

cuz tbh, either way, if you reject their friendship because theyre gay/bi, it makes you seem like a homophobe, even though seeing your best mates going at it isnt the best way to burst your gay porn cherry.

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#223 22-08-2008 10:11am
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Outpost I reckon your mad after it and a virgin.

AM i right. Neither sex and that makes you a bi-virgin just hopeing.

Cos if you werent you wouldnt have been on the phone to Paddy.

At the moment your sitting pretty comfortably on the fence.

Youve caught the gay bug.

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#224 22-08-2008 11:49am
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Photoshop!

No rly, this is the funniest sh!t since Adam rode Eve, or Adam rode Adam...

I once slept in a bed wit a random couple at a college party. Your man was finger banging urwon right infront on me. I found it pretty awkward
-I did put it into the spank bank for later tho :rolleyes:

Twould make for a great story in FairCity!

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#225 22-08-2008 12:00pm
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I just got emailed the original story at work. Looks like it startin to get round a bit, there was quite a few other people that the email had been sent to.

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#226 22-08-2008 12:11pm
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Raoul wrote: »

I just got emailed the original story at work. Looks like it startin to get round a bit, there was quite a few other people that the email had been sent to.

LOL, brilliant! It'll be on Ray D'Arse any day now at this rate.

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#227 22-08-2008 1:40pm
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Hahahaha, ah god.

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#228 22-08-2008 2:29pm
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This thread has to be stopped!

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#229 22-08-2008 2:42pm
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This is the best thread,it haas me laughing to myself like a fecking eejit.I could be sitting watching the telly and i think of this thread and i start laughing.Why dont you and the boys just have a gang bang and get it out of the way.:D

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#230 22-08-2008 2:44pm
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0utpost31 wrote: »

This thread has to be stopped!

you spelled stickied wrong. don't worry I'm sure someone will fix it

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#231 22-08-2008 4:25pm
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Dear oh dear. Best pint ever on Saturday!

Jesus though outpost31, if it's getting people's emails....

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#232 22-08-2008 4:40pm
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Please somebody tell me what the 'jigsaw girl' thread was, it's driving me mad!!

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#233 22-08-2008 4:53pm
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DonJose wrote: »

LOL that reminds of a film I saw, but they have a THREESOME, there are 2 guys and 1 girl, one guy likes the girl but the girl doesn't like that guy, she likes the other guy, but the other guy is gay and he doesn't like the girl he likes the guy so the only way they can get together is to have a THREESOME, can't remember the name of the film but they end up having a durty THREESOME...

I think it was called The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down or something like that.

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#234 22-08-2008 7:11pm
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Sadie Screeching Biceps wrote: »

you spelled stickied wrong. don't worry I'm sure someone will fix it

Hasn't there been enough stickiness?! >_>

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#235 22-08-2008 7:18pm
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there is more coming on Saturday night.

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#236 22-08-2008 7:22pm
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RossFixxxed wrote: »

Please somebody tell me what the 'jigsaw girl' thread was, it's driving me mad!!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055313183

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#237 22-08-2008 7:28pm
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My boyfriends name is Jimmy, and he has a friend called paddy. :eek

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#238 22-08-2008 7:33pm
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HouseHippo wrote: »

My boyfriends name is Jimmy, and he has a friend called paddy. :eek

Probably wont be your boyfriend for much longer so going by this story.

I'm sorry your boyfriend is gay though.

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#239 22-08-2008 7:38pm
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janeybabe wrote: »

Probably wont be your boyfriend for much longer so going by this story.

I'm sorry your boyfriend is gay though.

he could be bi.....here's hoping

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#240 22-08-2008 9:11pm
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wouldn't it be a much better situation if your 2 friends were ladies? then the whole thing would have been a much more pleasant experience.

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#241 22-08-2008 10:45pm
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0utpost31 wrote: »

Nothin' wrong with sleepin in the same bed as mates

Who are you trying to convince?

They're gay big deal. I mean, you're gay too. Clearly.

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