I would put this in personal issues, but it's kind of funny so.....

0utpost31

javaboy wrote: »

Classy. :rolleyes:

Schwarzenegger style.

Anyways, sleepytime.

Byebye.

Ross_Mahon

0utpost31 wrote: »

Schwarzenegger style.

Anyways, sleepytime.

Byebye.

Its only 2:06? Lightweight!

dsmythy

0utpost31 wrote: »

Why would I bother making it up? How would I even conjure up a story like that in my head? Why would I be thinking of boners?

Unless I was ghey.... which I'm not.[/S]

And yet in your story you lay there through the entire thing. My reaction? Out of that bed, out of that house, and hell even out of that city!

That be the hole in your story. The fact that you say you just lay there as this was going on beside you smacks of makey-upey.

So is it made up or have you got the ghey?

bythewoods

OP is definitely tainted with teh ghey.

Thread made me lol though!

Call Me Jimmy

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Don't anymore.

Anyway, I have an alibi so go **** yourselves!

Drift

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

go **** yourselves!

I think thats what the OP said and you took him literally!!

0utpost31

Lads it is 100% true.

You'd never know what you'd do if you were in that situation. These are my very good friends and I didn't want them knowing that I know you know what. But they do know now anyways.

As I said, I waited for the **** to die down, and it did. I was like "ahhhh, it went according to plan" and then they started getting serious. Then I got up and left. I didn't wait there the whole time as dshyty is saying.

Dsmythy, re-read my post before accusing me of lying and don't be annoying me. This is a serious personal issue, with elements of humour.

Ass

0utpost31 wrote: »

Lads it is 100% true.

You'd never know what you'd do if you were in that situation. These are my very good friends and I didn't want them knowing that I know you know what. But they do know now anyways.

As I said, I waited for the **** to die down, and it did. I was like "ahhhh, it went according to plan" and then they started getting serious. Then I got up and left. I didn't wait there the whole time as dshyty is saying.

Dsmythy, re-read my post before accusing me of lying and don't be annoying me. This is a serious personal issue, with elements of humour.

If it were true you'd probably have joined in, you big gay boy you!

rainbow kirby

Welcome to Gayville.

Collect your rainbow card and Madonna CD at the desk.

randylonghorn

Lolol ... No offence, OP, but I find it very hard to believe this isn't a pishtake!

But assuming for a second that it isn't, I agree with PFM:

PurpleFistMixer wrote: »

That said, doesn't excuse getting up to stuff while you're in the room. That's just poor form.

This is the only bit I have a real problem with, wouldn't give a damn what they were getting up to, it's their own business, but not in the same room and sweet holy jebus definitely not in the same bed, that's taking the piss (among other things!).




Actually, wait ... ye left Jimmy asleep on the couch in the sitting room! How did he end up in the bed skiing with Paddy's pole in hand?

togster

OP i once walked in on my friend on his knees in front of a male hairdresser. He was wearing my ex girlfriends knickers at the time.

He is still one of my best friends. Talk to your friends or else stfu

The Hill Billy

It's not like there was fisting, animals or scat involved. All good healthy fun - Can't see the problem really.

javaboy

Hill Billy wrote: »

It's not like there was fisting, animals or scat involved. All good healthy fun - Can't see the problem really.

"**** the shyte out of him"

Doesn't sound like vanilla ghey sex to me.:D

MIN2511

One hell of a story...
can you not pretend it never happened? Seems they were horny, didn't care that you were in the room and shagged their brains out....

cance

this thread demands boobs.

minxie

cance wrote: »

this thread demands boobs.

me lady, have boobs:eek:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Haha, quality thread :pac:

In tears laughing here.

Lucky you got out of there OP they would have surely jizzed all over your face for ending effect.

I bet you've been pulling the plum off yourself since you durtyyy fecker.

Kur4mA

Rule 1 on them lads!

sebastianlieken

Dude, thats harsh. on both your friends and yourself. heavy stuff rly

gotta ask outta curiousity though, were they always a bit...well...homo, and are they still goin at it?

because dude....heavy stuff. jaysus if that happened with my friends id be shocked, awed, confused, and scared man,

oh god....run for the hills.....

better idea, if you sort things out and become "friends" again, get them over and watch brokeback mountain.

try keep a straight face through the whole movie, and I will give you a shinney euro coin!

MIN2511

cance wrote: »

this thread demands boobs.

Man boobs perhaps;):p

sebastianlieken

sebastianlieken wrote: »

try keep a straight face through the whole movie, and I will give you a shinney euro coin!

He'll need more then that to pay for a hoover to suck the cum out of his arse after it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

minxie1 wrote: »

me lady, have boobs:eek:

Get em out or GTFO, m'lady

Silenceisbliss

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

.

Your name pretty much sums up this entire thread....

Silenceisbliss

Deleted User wrote: »

He'll need more then that to pay for a hoover to suck the cum out of his arse after it.

should be enough to finance a cinder block..... i mean short term memory loss inducing device....

kaimera

I bet you've been pulling the plum off yourself since you durtyyy fecker.

*tears*

Epic thread.

Captain Ginger

I lol at the fact that the OP is just a third wheel.

Magpie!

This thread is why i love Boards.

Curlypinkie

I think this will become a new urban legend come the weekend...

Thanks for making my morning, class thread

andrew

OP, did you ever have any indication that your two mates were conducting a secret gay relationship? Or that either was gay?