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Last man alive

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  • 05-05-2008 5:22pm
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    Caoimhín
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    Right, I saw "I am legend" last night, (Will Smith is the last man alive in New York) and it got me thinking.
    If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?


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    JavaBear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭JavaBear


    I saw that movie too.

    I thought "what a load of crap"


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    Jay P
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    I'd commit suicide without question. I couldn't stand being alone. And then ther's those monsters...


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    Xavi6
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    Pull my todger in all those places that used to be deemed 'too public'.


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    Ghost Train
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    maybe arrange a racing tack through the streets of the city and find some nice cars to race around it

    or maybe just crash the luas into stuff

    and get very drunk too


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    Ruu_Old
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    Talk to mannequins in Dunne Stores and maybe ask one out.


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    Caoimhín
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    Ruu wrote: »
    Talk to mannequins in Dunne Stores and maybe ask one out.
    LOL, they would probably turn me down.


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    Bubs101
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    Climb the spire.

    The real question should be if there was a sanctuary in Cork made up exclusively of Corkians, would you go?


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    kmart6
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    Bubs101 wrote: »
    Climb the spire.

    The real question should be if there was a sanctuary in Cork made up exclusively of Corkians, would you go?
    No!


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    MooseJam
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    learn to fly, race round the city in a porsche


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    DonalN
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    burn the place to the ground -then take the boat to France...:D


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    ericl
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    Bubs101 wrote: »
    Climb the spire.

    The real question should be if there was a sanctuary in Cork made up exclusively of Corkians, would you go?

    There is one.


    http://www.fotawildlife.ie/


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    Eoin
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    MooseJam wrote: »
    learn to fly, race round the city in a porsche

    As you'd be teaching yourself to fly, you'd probably only get one go at it. Best to do the Porsche bit first.


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    kaimera
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    I think the real question is, will there be bodies of other people lying around?

    Man would get lonely on his own etc etc

    Only saying what everyone else is thinking...


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    sdanseo
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    kaimera wrote: »
    I think the real question is, will there be bodies of other people lying around?

    Man would get lonely on his own etc etc

    You are a horrible person.

    Right, but horrible.


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    Lockstep
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    I'd probably go exploring the city with my Irish army uniform, French WWII helmet and axe, with my face suitably muddied a. Just for the post apocalyptic feeling.

    Then **** myself blind.

    Then I'd start streaking down Grafton street.


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    Rb
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    First thing I'd do is go down to where customs, the drug squad etc keep their seizures and load all the drugs and guns into a van.

    Then go and get high as a kite, chill out and watch dvds.

    Then, along with my drugs, either fly or take a boat to the states and visit all the "top secret" areas and see what's actually kept there.


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    Lockstep
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    I'd go to the President's house, sit on the toilet and wonder what went through our president's great minds while they were defecating.

    Or urinating for the lady presidents.


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    Caoimhín
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    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Pull my todger in all those places that used to be deemed 'too public'.

    Last human alive.
    Wicklow for shome sheep anyone?


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    Hellm0
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    rb_ie wrote: »

    Then, along with my drugs, either fly or take a boat to the states and visit all the "top secret" areas and see what's actually kept there.

    Thats f*ckin genius sir. I applaud thee!


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    Lockstep
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    rb_ie wrote: »
    visit all the "top secret" areas and see what's actually kept there.

    Probably copies of Barbara Bush's ill advised attempt to boost popularity by posing for the Readers Wives' sections of porno mags.


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    rainbowtrout
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    caoibhin wrote: »
    If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?


    leave dublin and go somewhere else.


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    Sherifu
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    caoibhin wrote: »
    Right, I saw "I am legend" last night, (Will Smith is the last man alive in New York) and it got me thinking.
    If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?
    Head west.


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    Davidius
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    rainbowtrout wrote: »
    leave dublin and go somewhere else.
    lol.

    Personally I'd begin my long research on cloning. I'd then make a clone of me that had my memory written into him. That way I would never die.

    I would use this immortality to find out how to stop the great catastrophe that left me the only man alive. I would then start to do work on time travel. Once I have found the answer I would construct a time machine and go back to stop the event from ever occuring.

    That is of course if I'm not feeling a little annoyed at humanity. If I was I'd do the same only I'd bring a massive technologically advanced clone army back and seize control. Eventually I would take control of the world and the Clone Empire would expand into the solar system and beyond.


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    TripleAce
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    caoibhin wrote: »
    Right, I saw "I am legend" last night, (Will Smith is the last man alive in New York) and it got me thinking.
    If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?

    How about this "You are the last man alive" along with 4 Billion single women? :D ....so, what would you do now? :p


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    kmart6
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    kaimera wrote: »
    I think the real question is, will there be bodies of other people lying around?

    Man would get lonely on his own etc etc

    Only saying what everyone else is thinking...
    God,imagine the smell!


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    Captain Darling
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    Davidius wrote: »
    lol.

    Personally I'd begin my long research on cloning. I'd then make a clone of me that had my memory written into him. That way I would never die.

    I would use this immortality to find out how to stop the great catastrophe that left me the only man alive. I would then start to do work on time travel. Once I have found the answer I would construct a time machine and go back to stop the event from ever occuring.

    That is of course if I'm not feeling a little annoyed at humanity. If I was I'd do the same only I'd bring a massive technologically advanced clone army back and seize control. Eventually I would take control of the world and the Clone Empire would expand into the solar system and beyond.

    What if you didnt like yourself and found out that after cloning yourself that you were a bit of a tit?:D


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    c - 13
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    TripleAce wrote: »
    How about this "You are the last man alive" along with 4 Billion single women? :D ....so, what would you do now? :p

    Ill tell you what i'd do man. Two chicks at the one time man.


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    humanji
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    TripleAce wrote: »
    How about this "You are the last man alive" along with 4 Billion single women? :D ....so, what would you do now? :p
    Get turned down a lot.


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    Rob_l
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    If I was the last man alive I'd be happy that no one else would ever butcher a good story like i am legend


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I'd read "Last Man Alive" by A.S. Neill again.
    Much better than that film. Available here http://members.tripod.com/thelastmanalive/home.html


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