Last man alive

Caoimhín · 05-05-2008 05:22PM #1

Right, I saw "I am legend" last night, (Will Smith is the last man alive in New York) and it got me thinking.
If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?

JavaBear · 05-05-2008 05:23PM

I saw that movie too.

I thought "what a load of crap"

Jay P · 05-05-2008 05:27PM

I'd commit suicide without question. I couldn't stand being alone. And then ther's those monsters...

Xavi6 · 05-05-2008 05:28PM

Pull my todger in all those places that used to be deemed 'too public'.

Ghost Train · 05-05-2008 05:36PM

maybe arrange a racing tack through the streets of the city and find some nice cars to race around it

or maybe just crash the luas into stuff

and get very drunk too

Ruu_Old · 05-05-2008 05:39PM

Talk to mannequins in Dunne Stores and maybe ask one out.

Caoimhín · 05-05-2008 05:44PM

Ruu wrote: »

Talk to mannequins in Dunne Stores and maybe ask one out.

LOL, they would probably turn me down.

Bubs101 · 05-05-2008 05:45PM

Climb the spire.

The real question should be if there was a sanctuary in Cork made up exclusively of Corkians, would you go?

kmart6 · 05-05-2008 05:55PM

Bubs101 wrote: »

Climb the spire.

The real question should be if there was a sanctuary in Cork made up exclusively of Corkians, would you go?

No!

MooseJam · 05-05-2008 05:56PM

learn to fly, race round the city in a porsche

DonalN · 05-05-2008 05:58PM

burn the place to the ground -then take the boat to France...:D

ericl · 05-05-2008 06:04PM

Bubs101 wrote: »

Climb the spire.

The real question should be if there was a sanctuary in Cork made up exclusively of Corkians, would you go?

There is one.

http://www.fotawildlife.ie/

Eoin · 05-05-2008 06:32PM

MooseJam wrote: »

learn to fly, race round the city in a porsche

As you'd be teaching yourself to fly, you'd probably only get one go at it. Best to do the Porsche bit first.

kaimera · 05-05-2008 06:33PM

I think the real question is, will there be bodies of other people lying around?

Man would get lonely on his own etc etc

Only saying what everyone else is thinking...

sdanseo · 05-05-2008 06:36PM

kaimera wrote: »

I think the real question is, will there be bodies of other people lying around?

Man would get lonely on his own etc etc

You are a horrible person.

Right, but horrible.

Lockstep · 05-05-2008 06:39PM

I'd probably go exploring the city with my Irish army uniform, French WWII helmet and axe, with my face suitably muddied a. Just for the post apocalyptic feeling.

Then **** myself blind.

Then I'd start streaking down Grafton street.

Rb · 05-05-2008 07:03PM

First thing I'd do is go down to where customs, the drug squad etc keep their seizures and load all the drugs and guns into a van.

Then go and get high as a kite, chill out and watch dvds.

Then, along with my drugs, either fly or take a boat to the states and visit all the "top secret" areas and see what's actually kept there.

Lockstep · 05-05-2008 07:07PM

I'd go to the President's house, sit on the toilet and wonder what went through our president's great minds while they were defecating.

Or urinating for the lady presidents.

Caoimhín · 05-05-2008 07:08PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

Pull my todger in all those places that used to be deemed 'too public'.

Last human alive.
Wicklow for shome sheep anyone?

Hellm0 · 05-05-2008 07:14PM

rb_ie wrote: »

Then, along with my drugs, either fly or take a boat to the states and visit all the "top secret" areas and see what's actually kept there.

Thats f*ckin genius sir. I applaud thee!

Lockstep · 05-05-2008 07:15PM

rb_ie wrote: »

visit all the "top secret" areas and see what's actually kept there.

Probably copies of Barbara Bush's ill advised attempt to boost popularity by posing for the Readers Wives' sections of porno mags.

rainbowtrout · 05-05-2008 07:30PM

caoibhin wrote: »

If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?

leave dublin and go somewhere else.

Sherifu · 05-05-2008 07:36PM

caoibhin wrote: »

Right, I saw "I am legend" last night, (Will Smith is the last man alive in New York) and it got me thinking.
If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?

Head west.

Davidius · 05-05-2008 07:43PM

rainbowtrout wrote: »

leave dublin and go somewhere else.

lol.

Personally I'd begin my long research on cloning. I'd then make a clone of me that had my memory written into him. That way I would never die.

I would use this immortality to find out how to stop the great catastrophe that left me the only man alive. I would then start to do work on time travel. Once I have found the answer I would construct a time machine and go back to stop the event from ever occuring.

That is of course if I'm not feeling a little annoyed at humanity. If I was I'd do the same only I'd bring a massive technologically advanced clone army back and seize control. Eventually I would take control of the world and the Clone Empire would expand into the solar system and beyond.

TripleAce · 06-05-2008 03:46PM

caoibhin wrote: »

Right, I saw "I am legend" last night, (Will Smith is the last man alive in New York) and it got me thinking.
If you were the last man/woman alive, for argument sake say your in Dublin, what would you do?

How about this "You are the last man alive" along with 4 Billion single women?

....so, what would you do now?

kmart6 · 06-05-2008 03:54PM

kaimera wrote: »

I think the real question is, will there be bodies of other people lying around?

Man would get lonely on his own etc etc

Only saying what everyone else is thinking...

God,imagine the smell!

Captain Darling · 06-05-2008 03:54PM

Davidius wrote: »

lol.

Personally I'd begin my long research on cloning. I'd then make a clone of me that had my memory written into him. That way I would never die.

I would use this immortality to find out how to stop the great catastrophe that left me the only man alive. I would then start to do work on time travel. Once I have found the answer I would construct a time machine and go back to stop the event from ever occuring.

That is of course if I'm not feeling a little annoyed at humanity. If I was I'd do the same only I'd bring a massive technologically advanced clone army back and seize control. Eventually I would take control of the world and the Clone Empire would expand into the solar system and beyond.

What if you didnt like yourself and found out that after cloning yourself that you were a bit of a tit?:D

c - 13 · 06-05-2008 03:57PM

TripleAce wrote: »

How about this "You are the last man alive" along with 4 Billion single women? ....so, what would you do now?

Ill tell you what i'd do man. Two chicks at the one time man.

humanji · 06-05-2008 03:58PM

TripleAce wrote: »

How about this "You are the last man alive" along with 4 Billion single women? ....so, what would you do now?

Get turned down a lot.

Rob_l · 06-05-2008 03:58PM

If I was the last man alive I'd be happy that no one else would ever butcher a good story like i am legend

biko · 06-05-2008 03:58PM

I'd read "Last Man Alive" by A.S. Neill again.
Much better than that film. Available here http://members.tripod.com/thelastmanalive/home.html

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