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Last man alive

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    #32
    humanji
    Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    c - 13 wrote: »
    Ill tell you what i'd do man. Two chicks at the one time man.
    F***in' A!


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    #33
    Rob_l
    Registered Users Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    biko wrote: »
    I'd read "Last Man Alive" by A.S. Neill again.
    Much better than that film. Available here http://members.tripod.com/thelastmanalive/home.html

    Alternately you could read I am legend which is a much better tale than that film


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    #34
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Form a queue ladies.

    Although some would resort to lesbianism I bet.


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    #35
    AngryBadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    Bubs101 wrote: »
    Climb the spire.

    The real question should be if there was a sanctuary in Cork made up exclusively of Corkians, would you go?

    I'm there man!


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    #36
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    TripleAce wrote: »
    How about this "You are the last man alive" along with 4 Billion single women? :D ....so, what would you do now? :p
    Kill myself.

    Think about it:

    Positives:
    Sex

    Negatives:
    4 Billion periods and no other men for them to take it out on
    No more nice cars to use as they'd all go and dent the bumpers and scratch the doors
    etc etc


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    #37
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Kim Jong-il wrote: »
    Oh, hey that was a really brilliant joke. I laughed out loud in real life. You are by far the funniest guy on boards.ie and I wouldn't be surprised if you were a comedian in real life also. All of your posts contain the comedic genious that is present in this post. Well done. Bravo.
    Why thank you.

    Would you like to subscribe to my newsletter?


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    #38
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Kim Jong-il wrote: »
    Oh, hey that was a really brilliant joke. I laughed out loud in real life. You are by far the funniest guy on boards.ie and I wouldn't be surprised if you were a comedian in real life also. All of your posts contain the comedic genious that is present in this post. Well done. Bravo.

    Ouch...


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    #39
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I found it funny.
    Especially because it had truth.

    Soon, the periods would become synchronised.
    It'd be a case of 3 weeks of unbridled sex and fun.
    Then running to the mountains and cowering in fear for a week.
    Dear God.


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    #40
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    caoibhin wrote: »
    Ouch...
    Don't worry, she's probably just on the blob/is a feminist.


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    #41
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    I found it funny.
    Especially because it had truth.

    Soon, the periods would become synchronised.
    It'd be a case of 3 weeks of unbridled sex and fun.
    Then running to the mountains and cowering in fear for a week.
    Dear God.
    Exactly.

    It'd be easier to live with those things from I Am Legend than 4 Billion women tbh. At the end of the day, at least those things know what they want and you can predict their mood.


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    #42
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Kim Jong-il wrote: »
    lmbo there it is again.

    Sure. I'm sure it would contain links to lolcats, the "leave britney spears alone" video, Chuck Norris jokes and other marks of comedy genious that will live on in the history books as the funniest things ever known to man. I don't think I can resist.
    Not a fan of chuck norris tbh so he certainly won't be appearing in my newsletters.

    Here's a link to my latest edition : Click


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    #43
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    rb_ie wrote: »

    Click

    Just what I, and indeed everyone else reading this tread was thinking.

    :pac:


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    #44
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    rb_ie wrote: »
    Kill myself.

    Think about it:

    Positives:
    Sex

    Negatives:
    4 Billion periods and no other men for them to take it out on
    No more nice cars to use as they'd all go and dent the bumpers and scratch the doors
    etc etc
    haha!!
    brilliant.

    Tho another positive would be having about 20 in your house making you food washing up, cleaning etc.

    But still the negative out weighes the positive :pac:


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    #45
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Cunny-Funt wrote: »
    Just what I, and indeed everyone else reading this tread was thinking.

    :pac:
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055288582

    Lol.


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    #46
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    omfg.


    This calls for more pacman


    :pac::pac::pac::pac:


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    #47
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Chop Chop Dig DIg.


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    #48
    Davidius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Infononymous wrote: »
    What if you didnt like yourself and found out that after cloning yourself that you were a bit of a tit?:D
    Well I like myself now and considering that my clone would always agree with me and we'd have complete understanding of each other I cannot imagine myself coming to dislike me.


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    #49
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,337 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Burn down the IFSC?


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    #50
    Fanny Cradock
    Registered Users Posts: 10,245 ✭✭✭✭Fanny Cradock


    I give it about 2 weeks before an unmanned Sellafield exploded and rained nuclear death down on me.


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    #51
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I was just speaking to my dads cousin whos something big in Sellafield.

    He thinks nuclear power is God's gift to earth but he would, wouldn't he?


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    #52
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    To hell with the cure, i would go around blowing the hell outta infected people! :D


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    #53
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Ross_Mahon wrote: »
    To hell with the cure, i would go around blowing the hell outta infected people! :D

    You'd be the star of your very own post apocalyptic movie!


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    #54
    Annatar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭Annatar


    Davidius wrote: »
    lol.

    Personally I'd begin my long research on cloning. I'd then make a clone of me that had my memory written into him. That way I would never die.

    I would use this immortality to find out how to stop the great catastrophe that left me the only man alive. I would then start to do work on time travel. Once I have found the answer I would construct a time machine and go back to stop the event from ever occuring.

    That is of course if I'm not feeling a little annoyed at humanity. If I was I'd do the same only I'd bring a massive technologically advanced clone army back and seize control. Eventually I would take control of the world and the Clone Empire would expand into the solar system and beyond.
    Rimmerworld anyone??


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    #55
    Heisenberg.
    Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


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    #56
    Davidius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Annatar wrote: »
    Rimmerworld anyone??
    I know me well and that would never happen.


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    #57
    chuci
    Closed Accounts Posts: 938 ✭✭✭chuci


    this thread is hilarious.


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    #58
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Wouldn't screwing yourself be like masturbation?


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    #59
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Davidius wrote: »
    I know me well and that would never happen.

    Arnold J Davidius


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    #60
    singloud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 369 ✭✭singloud


    I'd commit suicide


    being lonely would kill me


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    #61
    Spook_ie
    Registered Users Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Apologies if its already somewhere in the thread...

    If I was the last man alive, I'd make sure to go round f***ing any last women alive:)


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