If you could give yourself oral, would you?

Crumble Froo · 13-12-2007 03:12PM

Terry wrote: »

The rumour when I was a kid was that it was George Michael who had it done.

marilyn manson, i'd heard.

6th · 13-12-2007 03:13PM

azezil wrote: »

It just seems to me if you're willing to suck your own cock, why not suck someone else's?

Equally, if you wouldnt suck someone elses why would you want to suck your own?

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 03:14PM

6th wrote: »

Equally, if you wouldnt suck someone elses why would you want to suck your own?

Favouritisim.

muboop1 · 13-12-2007 03:34PM

hottstuff wrote: »

Cocksucker

no, no... he tried to be a cock sucker... didnt work...

RobAMerc · 13-12-2007 03:45PM

if we could do it ourselves would that not make wimmin useless?

oh no there's the cleaning I spose. (only joking of course)

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 03:45PM

muboop1 wrote: »

no, no... he tried to be a cock sucker... didnt work...

My mistake.

FlutterinBantam · 13-12-2007 03:49PM

Sit on the floor near a sofa,legs up on the arm rests.

Use the sofa as resistance and if you are anyway supple ,easy peasy.

PS. If there's a good carpet put a towel under your head.

Lands Leaving · 13-12-2007 03:50PM

RobAMerc wrote: »

if we could do it ourselves would that not make wimmin useless?

oh no there's the cleaning I spose.

Also cooking, and having the babies, can't let the species die out.

And if anyone say companionship I have your answer.

Dog.

juuge · 13-12-2007 03:59PM

Zippitydoo wrote: »

There was a rumour floating around when I was a kid that Prince got his lower ribs removed so he could suck himself off- any truth to that?

No.... that was Gerry Ryan !

azezil · 13-12-2007 04:06PM

6th wrote: »

Equally, if you wouldnt suck someone elses why would you want to suck your own?

But of course, hell I've jerked off on my own face once, I was trying to get it into my mouth but missed and got my eye

Terry · 13-12-2007 04:31PM

6th wrote: »

Equally, if you wouldnt suck someone elses why would you want to suck your own?

It's my own. I know where it has been.

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 04:37PM

To the person who said that tickling yourself isn't much fun.....are you sure about that? I'm quite good at it!

Masturbation is a form of stimulation not dissimilar to tickling is it not? I'm sure none of you guys would touch yourselves down below though....you're not all filthy like us wimmins. :eek:

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 04:40PM

l3LoWnA wrote: »

To the person who said that tickling yourself isn't much fun.....are you sure about that? I'm quite good at it!

Masturbation is a form of stimulation not dissimilar to tickling is it not? I'm sure none of you guys would touch yourselves down below though....you're not all filthy like us wimmins. :eek:

But the question is would you give yourself oral if you could?:)

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 04:53PM

hottstuff wrote: »

But the question is would you give yourself oral if you could?:)

Abso-f ucken-lutely!

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 05:03PM

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Abso-f ucken-lutely!

:eek:

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 05:05PM

hottstuff wrote: »

:eek:

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 05:15PM

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Just surprised tis all.;)

juuge · 13-12-2007 05:39PM

azezil wrote: »

But of course, hell I've jerked off on my own face once, I was trying to get it into my mouth but missed and got my eye

Was this before you became a Cardinal ?

RandolphEsq · 13-12-2007 05:58PM

In that filthy movie Shortbus one of the opening scenes shows a guy sucking his own willy and then cumming on his own face, and then crying

floydianslip · 13-12-2007 07:01PM

Is this question applicable to women? i think everyone would do it if given the chance.... they just wont admit to it.. if u wont put your own penis in your mouth how can you expect someone else to put it in theirs?

sdanseo · 13-12-2007 07:28PM

floydianslip wrote: »

Is this question applicable to women? i think everyone would do it if given the chance.... they just wont admit to it.. if u wont put your own penis in your mouth how can you expect someone else to put it in theirs?

Well, good luck trying is all I can say. Careful not to put your back out

doonothing · 14-12-2007 01:42AM

randylonghorn wrote: »

And do you really think you would care after 10 seconds when Junior started to feel oh so good?!

Actually, just strikes me, if every man COULD do this, there would probably be much less homophobia in the world ...

I don't think it's homophobia, so much as heterosexuality that makes me not want to put a penis, even if it is my own, in my mouth!

14-12-2007 01:51AM

on the topic of hoovers and peniseseses, one of my mates did just that a few months ago. we recorded it on a few phones and put it on youtube. It was taken down, for some reason, so we put it on a different video website.

The noise it made was the most disturbing thing about it. Sounded like Jade Goody getting stuck in a black hole.

If the mods allow it, I'll post a linky......

(actually, I'll PM Terry a copy of the link and let him decide for himself)

14-12-2007 01:54AM

Its not something you should try with a bad back ..

Terry · 14-12-2007 02:05AM

Deleted User wrote: »

on the topic of hoovers and peniseseses, one of my mates did just that a few months ago. we recorded it on a few phones and put it on youtube. It was taken down, for some reason, so we put it on a different video website.

The noise it made was the most disturbing thing about it. Sounded like Jade Goody getting stuck in a black hole.

If the mods allow it, I'll post a linky......

(actually, I'll PM Terry a copy of the link and let him decide for himself)

I don't ****ing want it.
Send it to Karoma or Giblet or one of the other AH mods.

14-12-2007 02:23AM

oops, too late

randylonghorn · 14-12-2007 02:29AM

Terry wrote: »

I don't ****ing want it.
Send it to Karoma or Giblet or one of the other AH mods.

Deleted User wrote: »

oops, too late

LMFAO!

Poor Terry!

AngryHippie · 14-12-2007 02:29AM

It is a bit rank, but to be fair,
You can beat eggs, you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a good blow job

Thrill · 14-12-2007 02:38AM

Deleted User wrote: »

oops, too late

:D:D

Thats not a sight I'd wish on anyone. Lol

14-12-2007 02:39AM

Did you watch it yet Terry? :P

If you could give yourself oral, would you?

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