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If you could give yourself oral, would you?

  • 13-12-2007 12:52AM
    #1
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭


    Thought I'd lighten the mood too.

    Merry Christmas!!!

    Well, would you? 137 votes

    I can and do already
    0% 0 votes
    Would if I could
    12% 17 votes
    That's disgusting
    57% 79 votes
    I use my Vacuum Cleaner and thats good enough
    29% 41 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    yeah, but only if I'd showerd beforehand


  • #3
    EKRIUQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    I would but its so big, I could choke myself :)


  • #4
    EKRIUQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    I' sure your MA DID!!!


  • #5
    Package
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Package


    i wouldnt put my thing near your ma's mouth, never mind me own :)


  • #6
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    BingoBongo wrote: »
    I would but its so big, I could choke myself :)

    LOL men would never work and the country would go to sh1t if that were possible. But no doubt Bingo if it is true you're never bored anyway ;)


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  • #7
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Nope. Well.... no, still nope.


  • #8
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    almost certainly.


  • #9
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Jeez, of course!!

    That's a bit like being asked if I would like to win the Lotto ... :D

    Actually, for about 3 glorious weeks when I was ~15 \o/

    Unfortunately, I then tore a muscle in my back ... and it wasn't as if the two things were connected or anything ...

    <_<

    >_>


  • #10
    l3LoWnA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    Vacuum cleaner wouldn't do much for me to be honest :)


  • #11
    blue diver
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭blue diver


    IF dogs can do it why cant we


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  • #12
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,300 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    blue diver wrote: »
    IF dogs can do it why cant we

    Maybe the rest of us don't have the mindset of a dog? :rolleyes:
    l3LoWnA wrote: »
    Vacuum cleaner wouldn't do much for me to be honest :)

    +1...sounds dodgy ;)


  • #13
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    It's not the same doing it yourself.




    Apparently.


  • #14
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    I dunno... I'm in two minds about this one. On one hand, it's bound to be better than ****. but it's a penis in your mouth.
    But **** is a penis in your hand...
    But it's a PENIS. in your MOUTH


  • #15
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    But it's yours...


  • #16
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    l3LoWnA wrote: »
    Vacuum cleaner wouldn't do much for me to be honest :)

    That option wasn't really for the wimmins, you have vibrators as the equivalent. or something, I'm not an authority on womens sex toys


  • #17
    scruff321
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 729 ✭✭✭scruff321


    ha gas,easy answer tho! ;)


  • #18
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    mmmmfff gmmmm mmmmm mmmmfffff *cough*


  • #19
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    That's the spirit.


  • #20
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Who says I can't do it?

    I'm a very talented man...


  • #21
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Who says I can't do it?

    I'm a very talented man...

    I was thinking pics, but no, I'll take your word for it.


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  • #22
    l3LoWnA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    Lands Leaving wrote: »
    That option wasn't really for the wimmins, you have vibrators as the equivalent. or something, I'm not an authority on womens sex toys

    We really have far better options that you guys though, dont we - lucky us :D


  • #23
    Zippitydoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭Zippitydoo


    There was a rumour floating around when I was a kid that Prince got his lower ribs removed so he could suck himself off- any truth to that?


  • #24
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    Women: Vibrators
    Men: Blow up dolls.

    Women win in the sex-toy availability stakes methinks.


  • #25
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I once saw a video of Michael Flatley giving himself oral...


  • #26
    unreggd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭unreggd


    I can, but wouldnt


  • #27
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    Zippitydoo wrote: »
    There was a rumour floating around when I was a kid that Prince got his lower ribs removed so he could suck himself off- any truth to that?
    Not really the ribs that stop you, more upper back. Didn't even know you could have ribs removed. Big fat lie I'd say.


  • #28
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    l3LoWnA wrote: »
    We really have far better options that you guys though, dont we - lucky us :D

    Ah ol lefty's fairly reliable, cheap too, and no batteries. Just need to watch out for cramp! :D:D


  • #29
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    unreggd wrote: »
    I can, but wouldnt
    So how do you know you can :D


  • #30
    l3LoWnA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    Lands Leaving wrote: »
    Ah ol lefty's fairly reliable, cheap too, and no batteries. Just need to watch out for cramp! :D:D


    :) But I'm talking about other inanimate helpers!!

    Anyone want me to bake them a big slushy wooshy, soft and gushy apple tart? :p


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  • #31
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    l3LoWnA wrote: »
    :) But I'm talking about other inanimate helpers!!

    Anyone want me to bake them a big slushy wooshy, soft and gushy apple tart? :p

    I'd hit that.

    I mean eat, eat!


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