If you could give yourself oral, would you?

randylonghorn · 13-12-2007 02:19AM

doonothing wrote: »

I dunno... I'm in two minds about this one. On one hand, it's bound to be better than ****. but it's a penis in your mouth.
But **** is a penis in your hand...
But it's a PENIS. in your MOUTH

And do you really think you would care after 10 seconds when Junior started to feel oh so good?!

Actually, just strikes me, if every man COULD do this, there would probably be much less homophobia in the world ...

WexCan wrote: »

But it's yours...

+1

agamemnon wrote: »

mmmmfff gmmmm mmmmm mmmmfffff *cough*

Degsy?

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Who says I can't do it?

I'm a very talented man...

So why do you keep the monkey?

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I once saw a video of Michael Flatley giving himself oral...

>.<

Well, every time he opens his mouth he (metaphorically) gives himself a bj, so I suppose we shouldn't be surprised ...

unreggd wrote: »

I can, but wouldnt

No offence intended, mate, but ... eejit!!

WexCan wrote: »

Not really the ribs that stop you, more upper back.

QFT, see above.

Jesus Wept · 13-12-2007 02:29AM

T'would be like tickling yourself.

That is all.

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 02:31AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

there's even a pic of the guy actually doing it! So there ye go lads, there's your homework!!

*sits back and waits for all the boardsie males to start awkwardly manoevering and falling off their chairs....etc....just....a...little....bit....farther.....give up?*

I particularly enjoyed this bit:-

Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend

So there's the proof - if you can't do it - you've got a small dick!

Lands Leaving · 13-12-2007 02:34AM

Says to try yoga... interesting.

Sting can probably do it then.

l3LoWnA · 13-12-2007 02:38AM

Lands Leaving wrote: »

Says to try yoga... interesting.

Sting can probably do it then.

I'd say that man can do just about anything when it comes to sEx *swooon*

enda_4 · 13-12-2007 02:56AM

Doesnt Roy Keane do yoga! :eek:

Jigsaw · 13-12-2007 03:09AM

I'd be tempted but I certainly wouldn't swallow.

Jesus Wept · 13-12-2007 04:02AM

What would estebancambias have to say about all this?

Bring him back, let's see.

The Real B-man · 13-12-2007 06:26AM

Kinda takes away from the whole pleasure like trying to tickle yourself its not the same when ya do it yourself

il gatto · 13-12-2007 06:39AM

Might taste of frottage cheese:D I wouldn't kiss the missus afterwards until she'd gargled with Listerine.

Dave! · 13-12-2007 09:48AM

I'm doing it right now!

KTRIC · 13-12-2007 09:49AM

I'd like to step this up and notch and put the question out there:

If you could give yourself oral, would you spit or swallow ? :eek:

Wossack · 13-12-2007 09:57AM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I once saw a video of Michael Flatley giving himself oral...

I think you'll find he had his head up his own arse - somewhat different

cance · 13-12-2007 10:00AM

KTRIC wrote: »

If you could give yourself oral, would you spit or swallow ? :eek:

i'm all for a joke, but its far too early in the morning for that carry on!!!! :eek:

/sips coffee.

jester77 · 13-12-2007 10:06AM

If only I had the ca$h to have that darn last rib removed!

Dave! · 13-12-2007 10:22AM

jester77 wrote: »

If only I had the ca$h to have that darn last rib removed!

I had ALL my ribs removed, so that I could deep-throat!

My internal organs are fairly exposed, but it's totally worth it!

azezil · 13-12-2007 10:30AM

Sucking on a cock... sounds kinda gay to me.

Pompey Magnus · 13-12-2007 10:47AM

As Bill Hicks said:

"Are there actually women in the world who do not like to give blow jobs? See a lot of guys on dates got their fingers crossed here tonight ... "Answer him, honey, go ahead. Let's hear how you feel about this right now." A woman one night yelled out, "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said, "Yeah. Almost broke my back." It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it's that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent prayer! Yeah, now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about. I think he's a devil-child." That may be true, but guys ... yyyou know what I'm talking about. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now ......... watching an empty stage."

KTRIC · 13-12-2007 10:50AM

azezil wrote: »

Sucking on a cock... sounds kinda gay to me.

It does, doesn't it

I knew it would only be a while before Azezil came in here and started his whole anti-cock sucking rant. :rolleyes:

Jigsaw · 13-12-2007 11:55AM

Hard to beat an aul suck on the cock

azezil · 13-12-2007 12:03PM

Oh I'm not anti-cock sucking at all!
In fact I fully encourage you all to suck my cock ^_^

It just seems to me if you're willing to suck your own cock, why not suck someone else's?

Dave! · 13-12-2007 12:54PM

azezil wrote: »

Oh I'm not anti-cock sucking at all!
In fact I fully encourage you all to suck my cock ^_^

It just seems to me if you're willing to suck your own cock, why not suck someone else's?

That's a bit of a leap... If you're willing to jerk yourself off, why not jerk off somebody else?

Terry · 13-12-2007 01:03PM

Zippitydoo wrote: »

There was a rumour floating around when I was a kid that Prince got his lower ribs removed so he could suck himself off- any truth to that?

The rumour when I was a kid was that it was George Michael who had it done.

Anyway, I'd suck my own cock.
Any man who says he hasn't tried it is a liar.

azezil · 13-12-2007 01:11PM

DaveMcG wrote: »

That's a bit of a leap... If you're willing to jerk yourself off, why not jerk off somebody else?

But I do jerk other guys off?

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 01:16PM

I'm a bit worried about the 9 , you know who you are.:eek:

MonkeyWrench · 13-12-2007 01:19PM

After Hours Threads have entered a new low level of depravity.
But to answer your question, oh ya..!

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 01:39PM

Terry wrote: »

Any man who says he hasn't tried it is a liar.

lmfao.
Thought never crossed my mind even when i was young.

Dave! · 13-12-2007 02:06PM

azezil wrote: »

But I do jerk other guys off?

Ah that's fair enough so

Terry · 13-12-2007 02:54PM

hottstuff wrote: »

lmfao.
Thought never crossed my mind even when i was young.

Liar.

hottstuff · 13-12-2007 03:06PM

Terry wrote: »

Liar.

Cocksucker

If you could give yourself oral, would you?

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