I need a good excuse to sack my cleaner?!?

Oswald Osbourne · 30-11-2007 09:35PM

Just tell her you're turning your house into a microchip production plant and quite frankly you're not confident she could keep the place clean enough.

ScumLord · 30-11-2007 09:38PM

For Gods sake she's supposed to be providing a service. Your her employer not her friend. Tell her your not happy with her work, tell her twice more then if your still not happy let her go.

fifth · 30-11-2007 09:50PM

Tell her your new woman has a fetish for dirty men.. and that she pays all the bills and you're sorry things had to end this way..but the house has to be less clean from now on..

the_syco · 30-11-2007 10:25PM

Ensure you get the spare key from her, and that you change the alarm code, if you do decide to sack her.

Ghost Train · 30-11-2007 10:37PM

yeah just tell her youre not happy with the job she has been doing

or maybe just stop paying her

Rhyme · 30-11-2007 10:45PM

eolhc wrote: »

or maybe just stop paying her

Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

If she's not doing the job you're paying her for, tell her.

Rhiannon14 · 30-11-2007 10:46PM

humbert wrote: »

Tell them she's been stealing..

you sicko

:mad:

Quality · 30-11-2007 11:11PM

I was thinking of doing an alan sugar, call her in, sit her at the table, stare her down for a few minutes and then say your fired.

But I cant be that heartless.

I employed her the same time as my friends I found out she was pregnant about 2 weeks after she started working for me.

Terry · 30-11-2007 11:13PM

Rhyme wrote: »

Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

If she's not doing the job you're paying her for, tell her.

LMAO.
I think she wants rid of her altogether.

Zaph · 30-11-2007 11:18PM

Rhyme wrote: »

Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

I love that film

Latchy · 30-11-2007 11:24PM

Originally Posted by humbert

Tell them she's been stealing..

An old and favorite trick of some rich and to much money people .One cleaning lady turned the tables one such a person who used to leave jewelry around the house to tempt the otherwise honest hardworking lady .On seeing jewelry on a chair at the top of the stairs, she waited till the house owner was at the bottom and out of sight, and with her foot, 'flicked the jewelry down till they landed at her feet ,then on walking out the door with her coat on, looked the houseowner in the eye and told her to stick her job up her ASS .

Dudess · 01-12-2007 01:25AM

OP, you came to the right place with your problem - we're ideal for help on this one because we can ALL relate...

Blush_01 · 01-12-2007 01:52AM

I'd imagine talking to her is probably your best bet. It's not as easy as changing hairdresser, you can't just not make any more appointments with her. The sooner you talk to her, the better for all of you.

Dear begrudgers, fcuk sake, the woman is entitled to have a cleaner if her lifestyle warrants it. Green doesn't suit you.

Dudess · 01-12-2007 02:03AM

I think it's more the fact that she posts it up in a "this is such an everyday occurrence, everyone will know what I'm talking about" manner on Boards is what's irking people.

Jackz · 01-12-2007 02:10AM

"I need a good excuse to suck my cleaner?!?"

With your lips?

Terry are you drinking, I don't remember it being suck originally!!

Also the the christmas threads thread poll has been fixed.

Rabies · 01-12-2007 02:15AM

I need a good excuse to suck my cleaner?!?

Huh?

Kintarō Hattori · 01-12-2007 02:18AM

Rabies wrote: »

Huh?

The thread title has been mysteriously edited!!!

Bets are:

A - Karoma
B - Terry

I vote A!

01-12-2007 02:23AM

I saw that too..

Yeah, if I had a cleaner, I'd want her to suck me too..

randylonghorn · 01-12-2007 02:26AM

Lol ... I was wondering why it took 46 posts for anyone to comment!

And my cleaner sucks me ... though I do have to plug it in first ... >_>

Lands Leaving · 01-12-2007 02:26AM

Let's all get cleaners to suck us. Vacuum cleaners.

Dirk Gently · 01-12-2007 02:28AM

eo980 wrote: »

The thread title has been mysteriously edited!!!

I was wondering after reading 3 pages why no one made any reference to the title.

Why doesn't the OP just do the cleaning herself? She can hire someone to come to the house dressed as a cleaner to keep up appearances with the neighbours.

Latchy · 01-12-2007 02:28AM

Quote Landsleaving - Let's all get cleaners to suck us. Vacuum cleaners.

It's against the law in some countries , like scotland.

I only spotted the change when it was first mentioned 6 or 7 posts back

Rhyme · 01-12-2007 02:29AM

clown bag wrote: »

She can hire someone to come to the house dressed as a cleaner to keep up appearances with the neighbours.

So what is she paying her for? Sex?

...wait.

Lands Leaving · 01-12-2007 02:37AM

latchyco wrote: »

It's against the law in some countries , like scotland.

No? Really??? I mean yeah bit weird of a thing to be doing but, illegal? whats the punishment (I'm guessing fifty lashes and 100 if you call the vacuum muhammad)

Latchy · 01-12-2007 02:47AM

Lands Leaving wrote: »

No? Really??? I mean yeah bit weird of a thing to be doing but, illegal? whats the punishment (I'm guessing fifty lashes and 100 if you call the vacuum muhammad)

British judges being out of touch with reality, i would say for your punishment you would get an all expense two week trip to Eygpt to help you be rehabilitated......

wil · 01-12-2007 03:45AM

Again I have not read any of this thread because there are only 2 possible answers dependent on the context. (not reading threads saves a lot of time and embarassing misunderstandings)

1 Go ahead, he will no doubt assume it is part of his Christmas bonus.

2 Refrain, very few cleaners contain enough alcohol to make it worthwhile, let alone require an excuse. In fact most contain some sort of bleaching agent which will do wonders for your teeth but leave you feeling a little under the weather. If things are this desparate, try some of the liquid boot polishes or perhaps one of professional window cleaning products. Of course, read the instructions carefully.

(naughty naughty mods)

DonJose · 01-12-2007 03:50AM

Crap thread, after reading the title I was expecting some horny slut rantings...

solas · 01-12-2007 04:03AM

I think I speak for all lesbians everywhere when I say, there's nothing uglier than a vulgar woman...who sucks off their cleaner

warning:this post may contain extra added horny slut rantings

solas · 01-12-2007 05:03AM

if only all sh!te threads were as easy to kill

01-12-2007 05:32AM

oleras wrote: »

I had the same dilema with my chauffeur, i just said the same thing to him as i did to my personal cook.........Adios Amigo

SOLUTION: Stop hiring spanish speaking friends...

I need a good excuse to sack my cleaner?!?

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