I need a good excuse to sack my cleaner?!?

Quality

She is 6 months pregnant and she is not doing a great job at the moment.

I am not being bad but the last thing I need after paying her €15 an hour to do a job is to be coming home and not being happy. She is cutting corners big time and has to go.

But I dont want to come accross as bad, I dont want anyone, unleashing their hormones on me!!

MrJoeSoap

Wait til she has the babog!

Lands Leaving

You can't sack her for being pregnant, and this is a PI is it not?

Try telling her to work harder maybe? thats pretty easy.

ParkRunner

How long have you been hiring her for?

humbert

Is she on a contract or belonging to a come cleaning company?

Tell them she's been stealing..

Quality

She doesnt belong to a company, friends of mine had her, and they sacked her cause she wasnt working the full hours for them, But I have no way of catching her out on this!!

One of them did some work from home, and caught her out a couple of times. I have a feeling she is doing the same to me...

Ninja_scrotum

Say to her "I want to do my own cleaning, I'm not a little baby anymore."

Mena

humbert wrote: »

Tell them she's been stealing..

... I don't even know where to start with this one...

the_syco

Quality wrote: »

She is cutting corners big time and has to go.

Here's the only reason you need: she's not doing the job that she's being paid for.

Lands Leaving

Quality wrote: »

She doesnt belong to a company, friends of mine had her, and they sacked her cause she wasnt working the full hours for them, But I have no way of catching her out on this!!

One of them did some work from home, and caught her out a couple of times. I have a feeling she is doing the same to me...

Just get a friend to call round occasionally if you can't be there, give them a key and they can check on her

connundrum

Explain that its not her, but its you.

Tell her you need more space.

Tell her you need to find out who you really are.

Failing the classic break up lines, you should issue her with a verbal warning - be it formal or informal. By doing this, she might actually improve her cleaning or the shock of being sacked will be lowered as after all, you have warned her.

psilocin

Mena wrote: »

... I don't even know where to start with this one...

I'll get the ball rolling then. She's stealing pay by cutting corners. :mad:

ParkRunner

If she hasn't a contract or any expectation that it's a long term role then I don't see why you couldn't just be upfront with her and say you don't need her anymore. Im sure it's the last thing she needs being pregnant but that should have nothing to do with it really if she simply isn't doing what she is paid for.

Agamemnon

I thought for a second the thread title was "I need a good excuse to clean my sack?!?"

oleras

I had the same dilema with my chauffeur, i just said the same thing to him as i did to my personal cook.........Adios Amigo

WindSock

Jesus, What more of an excuse do you need if she is doing a crap job?
Tell her your worried she'll break her water all over your carpet.

There are heaps of filipinos that would do a much better job for cheaper.

ircoha

Quality wrote: »

She doesnt belong to a company, friends of mine had her, and they sacked her cause she wasnt working the full hours for them, But I have no way of catching her out on this!!

One of them did some work from home, and caught her out a couple of times. I have a feeling she is doing the same to me...

of course u can
just fit one of those wireless alarms to the doors and make her sign in and out: the engineers log will give u the intell u need

keen

Quality wrote: »

She is 6 months pregnant and she is not doing a great job at the moment.

I am not being bad but the last thing I need after paying her €15 an hour to do a job is to be coming home and not being happy. She is cutting corners big time and has to go.

But I dont want to come accross as bad, I dont want anyone, unleashing their hormones on me!!

Why don't you let your feelings known to her, tell her that you've noticed the work not being done well and if she continues to work below your standards you will have to find someone else. Either that or do it yourself.

Maybe her pregnancy is having an effect on her and it's not down to her skiving.

marcsignal

Just say you're having a few unexpected financial problems at the moment, and have to make cut backs on ALL luxuries, especially now it's coming up to Christmas, including hiring someone to do your cleaning. Give her a small golden handshake to send her on her way, and be done with it.

just a thought

Binomate

You could poison her and dump her body up at the hell fire club. Just out of interest, is from Romania?

A-Trak

oleras wrote: »

I had the same dilema with my chauffeur, i just said the same thing to him as i did to my personal cook.........Adios Amigo

Me too.

My butler has been taking the piss bigtime lately.
Yestreday he served me my mornng tea in a mug as opposed to the finest of bone china. Would you believe it?

I'm thinking of sacking him and hiring one of these ""Monkey Butlers," I keep hearing about.

Jackz

Give her a ring tell her you have a contagious disease and not to come in to work until further notice. Then just get on with your life and never contact her.

She is probably taking cash in hand report her to the tax man.

MagicMarker

Why do you have to sack her? Why not just tell her you're not happy with her work and if she doesn't improve then you'll have no choice but to let her go?

Instead of moaning about it on an internet forum ffs!

Guy:Incognito

Why did you hire her if your friends let her go for slacking off?

Random

Binomate wrote: »

You could poison her and dump her body up at the hell fire club. Just out of interest, is from Romania?

Brilliant plan!


As others said .. if she's not doing her job then start there!

Huggles

Stekelly wrote: »

Why did you hire her if your friends let her go for slacking off?

Was going to ask the very same thing. It's hardly a glowing reference.

humbert

Perhaps this cleaner was quite the looker before she got preggers, perhaps her cleaning is actually still tip top....

pickarooney

I'd clean your gaff for 15 quid an hour. God knows it's more than I earn as an IT professional. So, er, tell her that upon review the job requires a Comp Sci diploma or equivalent.

ROCKMAN

Tell her you heard that your husband was the father of her baby, and cannot have her near you or your house call her a couple of names and demand she leave ..............

The Hacker

"Go away"

simple & effective.

Terry

Poor you and your problems with the hired help.

Anyway, just tell her to get her act together or she is fired. Simple as that.

Also, Romanians go into a suitcase and then the royal canal, not the hellfire club.

Oswald Osbourne

Just tell her you're turning your house into a microchip production plant and quite frankly you're not confident she could keep the place clean enough.

ScumLord

For Gods sake she's supposed to be providing a service. Your her employer not her friend. Tell her your not happy with her work, tell her twice more then if your still not happy let her go.

fifth

Tell her your new woman has a fetish for dirty men.. and that she pays all the bills and you're sorry things had to end this way..but the house has to be less clean from now on..

the_syco

Ensure you get the spare key from her, and that you change the alarm code, if you do decide to sack her.

Ghost Train

yeah just tell her youre not happy with the job she has been doing

or maybe just stop paying her

Rhyme

eolhc wrote: »

or maybe just stop paying her

Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

If she's not doing the job you're paying her for, tell her.

Rhiannon14

humbert wrote: »

Tell them she's been stealing..

you sicko

:mad:

Quality

I was thinking of doing an alan sugar, call her in, sit her at the table, stare her down for a few minutes and then say your fired.

But I cant be that heartless.

I employed her the same time as my friends I found out she was pregnant about 2 weeks after she started working for me.

Terry

Rhyme wrote: »

Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

If she's not doing the job you're paying her for, tell her.

LMAO.
I think she wants rid of her altogether.

Zaph

Rhyme wrote: »

Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

I love that film

Latchy

Originally Posted by humbert

Tell them she's been stealing..

An old and favorite trick of some rich and to much money people .One cleaning lady turned the tables one such a person who used to leave jewelry around the house to tempt the otherwise honest hardworking lady .On seeing jewelry on a chair at the top of the stairs, she waited till the house owner was at the bottom and out of sight, and with her foot, 'flicked the jewelry down till they landed at her feet ,then on walking out the door with her coat on, looked the houseowner in the eye and told her to stick her job up her ASS .

Dudess

OP, you came to the right place with your problem - we're ideal for help on this one because we can ALL relate...

Blush_01

I'd imagine talking to her is probably your best bet. It's not as easy as changing hairdresser, you can't just not make any more appointments with her. The sooner you talk to her, the better for all of you.

Dear begrudgers, fcuk sake, the woman is entitled to have a cleaner if her lifestyle warrants it. Green doesn't suit you.

Dudess

I think it's more the fact that she posts it up in a "this is such an everyday occurrence, everyone will know what I'm talking about" manner on Boards is what's irking people.

Jackz

"I need a good excuse to suck my cleaner?!?"

With your lips?

Terry are you drinking, I don't remember it being suck originally!!

Also the the christmas threads thread poll has been fixed.

Rabies

I need a good excuse to suck my cleaner?!?

Huh?

Kintarō Hattori

Rabies wrote: »

Huh?

The thread title has been mysteriously edited!!!

Bets are:

A - Karoma
B - Terry

I vote A!

I saw that too..

Yeah, if I had a cleaner, I'd want her to suck me too..

randylonghorn

Lol ... I was wondering why it took 46 posts for anyone to comment!

And my cleaner sucks me ... though I do have to plug it in first ... >_>

Lands Leaving

Let's all get cleaners to suck us. Vacuum cleaners.