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I need a good excuse to sack my cleaner?!?

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    #32
    Oswald Osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 537 ✭✭✭Oswald Osbourne


    Just tell her you're turning your house into a microchip production plant and quite frankly you're not confident she could keep the place clean enough.


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    #33
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    For Gods sake she's supposed to be providing a service. Your her employer not her friend. Tell her your not happy with her work, tell her twice more then if your still not happy let her go.


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    #34
    fifth
    Registered Users Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭fifth


    Tell her your new woman has a fetish for dirty men.. and that she pays all the bills and you're sorry things had to end this way..but the house has to be less clean from now on..


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    #35
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Ensure you get the spare key from her, and that you change the alarm code, if you do decide to sack her.


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    #36
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,092 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    yeah just tell her youre not happy with the job she has been doing

    or maybe just stop paying her


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    #37
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    eolhc wrote: »
    or maybe just stop paying her

    Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

    If she's not doing the job you're paying her for, tell her.


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    #38
    Rhiannon14
    Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭Rhiannon14


    humbert wrote: »

    Tell them she's been stealing..

    you sicko

    :mad:


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    #39
    Quality
    Registered Users Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    I was thinking of doing an alan sugar, call her in, sit her at the table, stare her down for a few minutes and then say your fired.

    But I cant be that heartless.

    I employed her the same time as my friends I found out she was pregnant about 2 weeks after she started working for me.


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    #40
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Rhyme wrote: »
    Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

    If she's not doing the job you're paying her for, tell her.
    LMAO.
    I think she wants rid of her altogether. :)


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    #41
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Rhyme wrote: »
    Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

    I love that film :D


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    #42
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Originally Posted by humbert

    Tell them she's been stealing..
    An old and favorite trick of some rich and to much money people .One cleaning lady turned the tables one such a person who used to leave jewelry around the house to tempt the otherwise honest hardworking lady .On seeing jewelry on a chair at the top of the stairs, she waited till the house owner was at the bottom and out of sight, and with her foot, 'flicked the jewelry down till they landed at her feet ,then on walking out the door with her coat on, looked the houseowner in the eye and told her to stick her job up her ASS . :D


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    #43
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    OP, you came to the right place with your problem - we're ideal for help on this one because we can ALL relate...


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    #44
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    I'd imagine talking to her is probably your best bet. It's not as easy as changing hairdresser, you can't just not make any more appointments with her. The sooner you talk to her, the better for all of you.

    Dear begrudgers, fcuk sake, the woman is entitled to have a cleaner if her lifestyle warrants it. Green doesn't suit you.


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    #45
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I think it's more the fact that she posts it up in a "this is such an everyday occurrence, everyone will know what I'm talking about" manner on Boards is what's irking people.


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    #46
    Jackz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭Jackz


    "I need a good excuse to suck my cleaner?!?"

    With your lips?

    Terry are you drinking, I don't remember it being suck originally!!

    Also the the christmas threads thread poll has been fixed.


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    #47
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I need a good excuse to suck my cleaner?!?
    Huh?


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    #48
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users Posts: 14,975 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Rabies wrote: »
    Huh?

    The thread title has been mysteriously edited!!!

    Bets are:

    A - Karoma
    B - Terry

    I vote A!


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    #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I saw that too..

    Yeah, if I had a cleaner, I'd want her to suck me too..


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    #50
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Lol ... I was wondering why it took 46 posts for anyone to comment! :D

    And my cleaner sucks me ... though I do have to plug it in first ... >_>


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    #51
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    Let's all get cleaners to suck us. Vacuum cleaners.


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    #52
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    eo980 wrote: »
    The thread title has been mysteriously edited!!!
    I was wondering after reading 3 pages why no one made any reference to the title. :)

    Why doesn't the OP just do the cleaning herself? She can hire someone to come to the house dressed as a cleaner to keep up appearances with the neighbours.


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    #53
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Quote Landsleaving - Let's all get cleaners to suck us. Vacuum cleaners.

    It's against the law in some countries , like scotland.

    I only spotted the change when it was first mentioned 6 or 7 posts back


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    #54
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    clown bag wrote: »
    She can hire someone to come to the house dressed as a cleaner to keep up appearances with the neighbours.

    So what is she paying her for? Sex?


    ...wait.


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    #55
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    latchyco wrote: »
    It's against the law in some countries , like scotland.

    No? Really??? I mean yeah bit weird of a thing to be doing but, illegal? whats the punishment (I'm guessing fifty lashes and 100 if you call the vacuum muhammad)


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    #56
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Lands Leaving wrote: »
    No? Really??? I mean yeah bit weird of a thing to be doing but, illegal? whats the punishment (I'm guessing fifty lashes and 100 if you call the vacuum muhammad)
    British judges being out of touch with reality, i would say for your punishment you would get an all expense two week trip to Eygpt to help you be rehabilitated......


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    #57
    wil
    Registered Users Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Again I have not read any of this thread because there are only 2 possible answers dependent on the context. (not reading threads saves a lot of time and embarassing misunderstandings)

    1 Go ahead, he will no doubt assume it is part of his Christmas bonus.

    2 Refrain, very few cleaners contain enough alcohol to make it worthwhile, let alone require an excuse. In fact most contain some sort of bleaching agent which will do wonders for your teeth but leave you feeling a little under the weather. If things are this desparate, try some of the liquid boot polishes or perhaps one of professional window cleaning products. Of course, read the instructions carefully.

    (naughty naughty mods)


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    #58
    DonJose
    Registered Users Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    Crap thread, after reading the title I was expecting some horny slut rantings...


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    #59
    solas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,999 ✭✭✭solas


    I think I speak for all lesbians everywhere when I say, there's nothing uglier than a vulgar woman...who sucks off their cleaner



    warning:this post may contain extra added horny slut rantings


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    #60
    solas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,999 ✭✭✭solas


    if only all sh!te threads were as easy to kill


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    #61
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    oleras wrote: »
    I had the same dilema with my chauffeur, i just said the same thing to him as i did to my personal cook.........Adios Amigo :D

    SOLUTION: Stop hiring spanish speaking friends...


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