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W*nking in work

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  • #32
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    a mate of mine in the place where i used to work often went off to the toilet to crack one off a few times at the time i was there their was a full size cut out of lara croft/angelina jolie. I did my best not to use that toilet and if i had to i ran over to the mcdonalds.


  • #33
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    The Queen wrote: »
    Everyone should do it! Sure, ya get paid for it!! :D I have! And I'm a girl!


    The first signs of prostitution me thinks ;)


  • #34
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Actually, I'm more curious as to what type of work Bluefoam and especially D. T. Jesus do ...

    You really want to know about a place that staff store their porn collection and the guy that used to run it (Aged 60+ with wife and kids) loved to tell me about his bestiality fetish whenever he got the chance? Lets just say it wasn't a glamorous job.


  • #35
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    allanb49 wrote: »
    i had to i ran over to the mcdonalds.

    Don't be fooled into thinking that nobody whacks off in mcdonalds. speaking from experience here ;)


  • #36
    Zzippy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,166 ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    allanb49 wrote: »
    a mate of mine in the place where i used to work often went off to the toilet to crack one off a few times at the time i was there their was a full size cut out of lara croft/angelina jolie. I did my best not to use that toilet and if i had to i ran over to the mcdonalds.

    Why, are you gay? :p
    Or did Angelina intimidate you so much you couldn't get it up??? :D


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  • #37
    Poxyshamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,017 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    i've done it a few times. there was a few mags lying around the place and it was obvious the other lads did it aswell.


  • #38
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    The Queen wrote: »
    Everyone should do it! Sure, ya get paid for it!! :D I have! And I'm a girl!

    Which hardware store in Galway is that?


  • #39
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    The Queen wrote: »
    sure, ya get paid for it!! :D
    :eek: They pay you to fiddle with yourself at work? Do you get a bonus if you finish early?


  • #40
    big b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭big b


    allanb49 wrote: »
    The first signs of prostitution me thinks ;)

    eh? :confused:


  • #41
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Of course I've done it in work, they don't call me 'The heavyweight Belly Button Boxing Champion of the Defence Forces' for nothing ya know :D


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  • #42
    barryfitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭barryfitz


    All the time. But Id never admit to it !:D:p


  • #43
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Ninja_scrotum wrote: »
    Look at your name ya eejit!!.
    I don't see it.

    Also, less of that, please.


  • #44
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I think I may have done it once or twice... it's never particularly satisfying... better to wait till you get home.

    Although this thread does remind me of this Big Train sketch:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Once or twice, when I got a few dirty txts ive been known to "put one in the bank" before I get home!!!

    :o


  • #46
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Where's the poll!

    I think there would be a lot more yes's that one would expect. I have once when I was hungover, and had been with a really frustrating one night girl and needed some relief. Don't think I'd make a habit of it. I enjoy going home after work and cracking on a bit of the porn from time to time, much more comfortable.


  • #47
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    i've never, and will never **** at work. i'd hate if i walked in on somewhere to smell it


  • #48
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    Wouldnt it be just awful if sperm had a really strong smell. Where would you go??


  • #49
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    The Queen wrote: »
    Everyone should do it! Sure, ya get paid for it!! :D I have! And I'm a girl!

    *drool*


  • #50
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    i've never, and will never **** at work. i'd hate if i walked in on somewhere to smell it

    :confused:

    Fresh semen has little or no detectable smell.


  • #51
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,027 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    lol and that comin from someone who calls himsell "Jizzlord"!! :p


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  • #52
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    i should never had posted here :D
    it's a stupid name that i plan on changing.


  • #53
    MattKid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭MattKid


    I work from home, hell half the time I spend al my working hours naked


  • #54
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Have to say I never wanked at work, but I have screwed a customer or two.


  • #55
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    The Queen wrote: »
    Everyone should do it! Sure, ya get paid for it!! :D I have! And I'm a girl!

    you would be more than welcome over here , come and tell us all you're mucky thoughts!


  • #56
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    i should never had posted here :D
    it's a stupid name that i plan on changing.
    Pfft! Stand up proudly and be counted!!


  • #57
    R33F
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭R33F


    If you weren't meant to play with it - it would have been stuck in the middle of your back !

    Work, home, car, there is never a bad time is there ?


  • #58
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    One of the guys I used to work with used to always joke about cracking one off in the handicapped toilets... At least I hope he was joking.


  • #59
    daniel3982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭daniel3982


    I've had the odd stroke but never to the point of orgasm.

    Except when I worked at home then it was never off youporn


  • #60
    l3LoWnA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    I'd say there are VERY few males who haven't! I know I'm a female who has (not regularly - just in times of desperation or as a result of naughty texts/fantasies about co-workers etc!!! It's exciting, the thoughts of being caught)

    ON packed bus one day, I was sitting down the back....on my own.....no, I won't go there! :P:rolleyes::D

    A girl I work with was caught by some lads playing with herself in our filing room - filthy b*tch - not the full shilling either!!!


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  • #61
    Poxyshamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,017 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    l3LoWnA wrote: »
    I'd say there are VERY few males who haven't! I know I'm a female who has (not regularly - just in times of desperation or as a result of naughty texts/fantasies about co-workers etc!!! It's exciting, the thoughts of being caught)

    ON packed bus one day, I was sitting down the back....on my own.....no, I won't go there! :P:rolleyes::D

    A girl I work with was caught by some lads playing with herself in our filing room - filthy b*tch - not the full shilling either!!!

    Can you make a thread with just your stories? ;):p


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