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W*nking in work

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  • 05-11-2007 9:14pm
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    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭


    Right lads this is just a tread for the laugh but the rumour is that men think of sex every 12 seconds so have you ever gotten flustered in work and felt the need to run to the jacks and crack one off just to relieve the stress? :D:D

    Have you ever relieved yourself in work? 67 votes

    Male - Yes
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    Male - No
    50% 34 votes
    Female - Yes
    38% 26 votes
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    #2
    [Deleted User]
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    Off to AH with you.


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    #3
    SligoBrewer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    Kazobel wrote: »
    Right lads this is just a tread for the laugh but the rumour is that men think of sex every 12 seconds so have you ever gotten flustered in work and felt the need to run to the jacks and crack one off just to relieve the stress? :D:D

    nope.

    not yet anyways


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    #4
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,175 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Once, at about 7.30 in the morning. I was the only person in at the time and I still feel at odds about it.

    (Now I go to my car instead)


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    GhostInTheRuins
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    Once. My excuse is that there was a pile of porn mags on the window ledge over the toilet.


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    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    D.T. Jesus wrote: »
    Once. My excuse is that there was a pile of porn mags on the window ledge over the toilet.

    Porn mags? in your job? :eek:


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    Bluefoam
    Registered Users Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭Bluefoam


    I worked in a place where there was a mag above one of the ceiling tiles in the can...


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    Somnus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    Yes

    Over the summer just gone. Some days there wouldnt be much work for me to do and I'd end up doing it just cause there was nothing better for me to do!!

    Was always a bit uncomfotable though...


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    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,182 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Kazobel wrote: »
    Right lads this is just a tread for the laugh but the rumour is that men think of sex every 12 seconds so have you ever gotten flustered in work and felt the need to run to the jacks and crack one off just to relieve the stress? :D:D
    No offence Kazobel but thats a highly personal and sensitive question you're asking Pighead to answer. How would you like if we were at a dinner party and Pighead asked you "Hey ya Kazobel, was just wondering how wide your fanny was?"

    Would you answer? No, probably not. And nobody around the table would blame you for not doing so. Some questions are not for public consumption.


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    metaoblivia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭metaoblivia


    I'm not a guy, but there's definitely been a few times when I'm at work and can't wait to get home to, uh, relieve some stress. ;)


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    There's enough intellectual onanism doing the rounds where I work without adding the physical variety, tbh.


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    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Kazobel wrote: »
    Porn mags? in your job? :eek:

    Yeah, one of the guys that worked there (He's gone now) had porn mags everywhere in the place, hundreds of them, in drawers, under machines etc, he even had a blow up sheep that he told everyone was for halloween. I'm fairly sure he stored them in work because he couldn't bring them home because he still lived with his mam :D


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    #13
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I often wink at work.;)


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    Pigman II
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    All the time but, as a mark of respect to my co-workers, never at my desk ... except for lunchbreaks of course.


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    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    i do it a lot. i work night's, and have a tv to watch. also have the internet.

    although an ex colleague of mine got sacked for it before. although he dd it in front of a camera.
    great story when we see him in a pub!


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Pighead wrote: »
    No offence Kazobel but thats a highly personal and sensitive question you're asking Pighead to answer. How would you like if we were at a dinner party and Pighead asked you "Hey ya Kazobel, was just wondering how wide your fanny was?"

    Would you answer? No, probably not. And nobody around the table would blame you for not doing so. Some questions are not for public consumption.
    LMFAO.


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    Boston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    Pighead wrote: »
    No offence Kazobel but thats a highly personal and sensitive question you're asking Pighead to answer. How would you like if we were at a dinner party and Pighead asked you "Hey ya Kazobel, was just wondering how wide your fanny was?"

    Would you answer? No, probably not. And nobody around the table would blame you for not doing so. Some questions are not for public consumption.

    What fanny?


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    #18
    SligoBrewer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    this is AH stuff tbh..

    EDIT: i see its been moved.. great


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    #19
    TheThing!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭TheThing!


    Ah yer a feicin legend for making this thread. I am in college and I dont be jerking the dick off myself before lectures, but I do have sex with all the hot girls in my dorm afters


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    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users Posts: 10,635 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    Kazobel wrote: »
    Right lads this is just a tread for the laugh but the rumour is that men think of sex every 12 seconds so have you ever gotten flustered in work and felt the need to run to the jacks and crack one off just to relieve the stress? :D:D


    You obviously don't have much social interaction, do ya mate??? Get a life.

    1st prize for the f**king stupidest thread EVER!

    :rolleyes:


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    Terry
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    Infraction for Mental Mickey.


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    Hagar
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    Bluefoam wrote: »
    I worked in a place where there was a mag above one of the ceiling tiles in the can...
    We are all dying to find out how you accidentally found it, in the ceiling...


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Hagar wrote: »
    We are all dying to find out how you accidentally found it, in the ceiling...

    He saw a cat and followed it...


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    #24
    Jigsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Generally speaking I would rub one out at least once a day in work. On days of particularly unrelenting monotony I will knock a couple out. I am very discreet. It breaks up the day for me and no one gets hurt. Where's the harm?


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    Pigman II
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    Karoma wrote: »
    He saw a cat and followed it...

    Ceiling cat caught me once but I gave him a good show.


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    Ninja_scrotum
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Ninja_scrotum


    Mental Mickey wrote: »
    You obviously don't have much social interaction, do ya mate??? Get a life.

    1st prize for the f**king stupidest thread EVER!

    :rolleyes:

    Look at your name ya eejit!!

    I wanked at work when I used to work in a swimming pool. At lunchtime the staff could go for a swim. My supervisor usually swam at the same time as me. She was super hot. I had to relieve myself after seeing her in her skimpy piece of nothing.


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    Bluefoam
    Registered Users Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭Bluefoam


    Hagar wrote: »
    We are all dying to find out how you accidentally found it, in the ceiling...

    I found out from a couple of others. It seemed a bit creepy, I couldn't look, coz it was known by a lot of people. I'm sure the pages were stuck together...


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    randylonghorn
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    Hagar wrote: »
    We are all dying to find out how you accidentally found it, in the ceiling...
    Actually, I'm more curious as to what type of work Bluefoam and especially D. T. Jesus do ...


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    #29
    hallelujah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 584 ✭✭✭hallelujah


    I masterbate at work once a day on average. Since I have stopped smoking, its not uncommon for me to have 3 or 4 a day. Its really off putting when the fella next to you is doing a sheeite.


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    #30
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    hallelujah wrote: »
    Its really off putting when the fella next to you is doing a sheeite.
    He, on the other hand, is no doubt delighted with the in-house sound effects. :D


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    #31
    The Queen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭The Queen


    Everyone should do it! Sure, ya get paid for it!! :D I have! And I'm a girl!


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