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W*nking in work

Kazobel · 2007-11-05 20:14:23

Right lads this is just a tread for the laugh but the rumour is that men think of sex every 12 seconds so have you ever gotten flustered in work and felt the need to run to the jacks and crack one off just to relieve the stress? :D:D

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#32 05-11-2007 11:55pm
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a mate of mine in the place where i used to work often went off to the toilet to crack one off a few times at the time i was there their was a full size cut out of lara croft/angelina jolie. I did my best not to use that toilet and if i had to i ran over to the mcdonalds.

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#33 05-11-2007 11:56pm
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The Queen wrote: »

Everyone should do it! Sure, ya get paid for it!! I have! And I'm a girl!

The first signs of prostitution me thinks

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#34 05-11-2007 11:58pm
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randylonghorn wrote: »

Actually, I'm more curious as to what type of work Bluefoam and especially D. T. Jesus do ...

You really want to know about a place that staff store their porn collection and the guy that used to run it (Aged 60+ with wife and kids) loved to tell me about his bestiality fetish whenever he got the chance? Lets just say it wasn't a glamorous job.

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#35 06-11-2007 12:01am
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allanb49 wrote: »

i had to i ran over to the mcdonalds.

Don't be fooled into thinking that nobody whacks off in mcdonalds. speaking from experience here

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#36 06-11-2007 12:15am
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allanb49 wrote: »

a mate of mine in the place where i used to work often went off to the toilet to crack one off a few times at the time i was there their was a full size cut out of lara croft/angelina jolie. I did my best not to use that toilet and if i had to i ran over to the mcdonalds.

Why, are you gay?
Or did Angelina intimidate you so much you couldn't get it up???

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#37 06-11-2007 12:26am
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i've done it a few times. there was a few mags lying around the place and it was obvious the other lads did it aswell.

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#38 06-11-2007 4:45am
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The Queen wrote: »

Everyone should do it! Sure, ya get paid for it!! I have! And I'm a girl!

Which hardware store in Galway is that?

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#39 06-11-2007 8:52am
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The Queen wrote: »

sure, ya get paid for it!!

:eek: They pay you to fiddle with yourself at work? Do you get a bonus if you finish early?

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#40 06-11-2007 9:52am
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allanb49 wrote: »

The first signs of prostitution me thinks

eh?

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#41 06-11-2007 10:32am
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Of course I've done it in work, they don't call me 'The heavyweight Belly Button Boxing Champion of the Defence Forces' for nothing ya know

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#42 06-11-2007 10:40am
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All the time. But Id never admit to it !:D:p

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#43 06-11-2007 11:35am
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Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

Look at your name ya eejit!!.

I don't see it.

Also, less of that, please.

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#44 06-11-2007 11:42am
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I think I may have done it once or twice... it's never particularly satisfying... better to wait till you get home.

Although this thread does remind me of this Big Train sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA

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#45 06-11-2007 11:53am
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Once or twice, when I got a few dirty txts ive been known to "put one in the bank" before I get home!!!

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#46 06-11-2007 11:53am
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Where's the poll!

I think there would be a lot more yes's that one would expect. I have once when I was hungover, and had been with a really frustrating one night girl and needed some relief. Don't think I'd make a habit of it. I enjoy going home after work and cracking on a bit of the porn from time to time, much more comfortable.

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#47 06-11-2007 1:44pm
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i've never, and will never **** at work. i'd hate if i walked in on somewhere to smell it

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#48 06-11-2007 2:01pm
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Wouldnt it be just awful if sperm had a really strong smell. Where would you go??

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#49 06-11-2007 2:02pm
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The Queen wrote: »

Everyone should do it! Sure, ya get paid for it!! I have! And I'm a girl!

*drool*

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#50 06-11-2007 2:03pm
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JIZZLORD wrote: »

i've never, and will never **** at work. i'd hate if i walked in on somewhere to smell it

Fresh semen has little or no detectable smell.

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#51 06-11-2007 2:06pm
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lol and that comin from someone who calls himsell "Jizzlord"!!

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#52 06-11-2007 2:11pm
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i should never had posted here
it's a stupid name that i plan on changing.

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#53 06-11-2007 3:10pm
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I work from home, hell half the time I spend al my working hours naked

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#54 07-11-2007 3:53am
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Have to say I never wanked at work, but I have screwed a customer or two.

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#55 07-11-2007 4:02am
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The Queen wrote: »

Everyone should do it! Sure, ya get paid for it!! I have! And I'm a girl!

you would be more than welcome over here , come and tell us all you're mucky thoughts!

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#56 07-11-2007 4:46am
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JIZZLORD wrote: »

i should never had posted here
it's a stupid name that i plan on changing.

Pfft! Stand up proudly and be counted!!

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#57 07-11-2007 10:31am
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If you weren't meant to play with it - it would have been stuck in the middle of your back !

Work, home, car, there is never a bad time is there ?

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#58 07-11-2007 10:46am
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One of the guys I used to work with used to always joke about cracking one off in the handicapped toilets... At least I hope he was joking.

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#59 07-11-2007 8:07pm
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I've had the odd stroke but never to the point of orgasm.

Except when I worked at home then it was never off youporn

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#60 07-11-2007 11:25pm
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I'd say there are VERY few males who haven't! I know I'm a female who has (not regularly - just in times of desperation or as a result of naughty texts/fantasies about co-workers etc!!! It's exciting, the thoughts of being caught)

ON packed bus one day, I was sitting down the back....on my own.....no, I won't go there! :P:rolleyes::D

A girl I work with was caught by some lads playing with herself in our filing room - filthy b*tch - not the full shilling either!!!

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#61 07-11-2007 11:36pm
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l3LoWnA wrote: »

I'd say there are VERY few males who haven't! I know I'm a female who has (not regularly - just in times of desperation or as a result of naughty texts/fantasies about co-workers etc!!! It's exciting, the thoughts of being caught)

ON packed bus one day, I was sitting down the back....on my own.....no, I won't go there! :P:rolleyes::D

A girl I work with was caught by some lads playing with herself in our filing room - filthy b*tch - not the full shilling either!!!

Can you make a thread with just your stories?

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