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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    The man in black will always be missed.:(

    Did you like Phoenix as The Man?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Phoenix did a very good job in the film. What's- her- face as June Carter was just a bit off, though.


    Can I survive one more day of work this week?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Yes, you can go postal in thee New Year.

    Isn't that something to look forward to?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, you haven't met my in-laws. If it weren't for eggnog, we'd ALL be postal on Christmas!



    So do you like my avitar better in B & W?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Everything looks great in black and white.

    Do piano keyboards come in technicolour?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I think they may have tried that once. But it lacked the class of real ebony and ivory.




    Should I download the pictures on my digital camera?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    You mean of the nude dude?


    I didn't realise, you took those pictures of him?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, I wish! Nah, the Nude Dude takes his own pics.
    But I'd know that tattoo anywhere! Heh!



    Why do my pictures always turn out like crap?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Because the Nude Dude hasn't trained you (yet).

    Should I be mean and sabotage other cubicle's Christmas decorations, tommorrow at work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Nah. Wait until Friday Closing. Then pee on their garland.



    Wouldn't that be funny?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Definatly not.

    Q: Is there going to be huge numbers of people over-weight come Monday evening???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Not me. I have room to spare. And chocolate gives me the wind so I avoid it. Heh!




    Are you eating too much holiday junk food?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: miles too much, unfortunatly :(

    Q: Why is there sooooo much rubbish food at this time of year???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    It probably started as stress food and turned into tradition.


    Can you break tradition?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    I have a hammer.



    What's your main dish for Christmas?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    A toasted cheese sandwich and water... they give us cheese at christmas and toast the bread... there's no butter though... :(



    Where did the leprachaun go?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    He's building toys in Santa's workshop. It's a Union thing.
    I have ham on Christmas day. And my Sis in law always makes this awful green bean casserole.


    How can anyone do such a cruel thing to green beans?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Do not be cruel to veg!! That is my philosophy in life.


    Will I wear the blue or the green ones today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: The pink ones :D

    Q: What's the worst Christmas film of all time???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Hallow'een II.


    If I wear the pink ones will you follow me home?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Christ almighty, noooooooo.

    Q: Which is worse - a football in the groin or having to sleep with Mary Harney???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭Killaqueen!!!


    A: Without a doubt, sleeping with Mary Harney *shivers* :D

    Q: Why is it ok for guys to fart but not girls? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I don't know.

    Q: Do you like farting in public places?? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well I dunno that anybody really ENJOYS farting in public but I could tell you a funny story about how Hubby got us banned from Radio Shack for a fart related incident.




    Do you have any funny Fart Related Incident stories?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭Skellington


    I have several, my favourite of which involves sex and a bicycle. but thats too long of a story to get into now.

    Whats a radio shack?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    It's an American Electronics Gadget store. They sell phones, computers, electronic toys, and parts to build your own "Science Projects".

    And I believe my imagination is likely better than your sex/bicycle related fart story.:p



    So why are you still awake? It's 10:45 PM in Wisconsin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭Skellington


    i'm awake because only back from my work xmas party(it was sh*t by the way)

    what ya doing in at 10:45pm on a friday night (or 4:55am saturday morning in dublin)? why ya not out somewhere enjoying yourself?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'm saving up for the next 3 days/nights. I even have reindeer antlers to wear when I'm sh1t-faced! :eek:


    A gal can't party EVERY night, can she?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭Skellington


    of course she can.

    where's the christmas spirit?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I drank it last night.
    So Last Night = Wine
    Tomorrow = Jameson + Coke
    Sunday = Corbel + Coke
    Monday = Eggnog <3<3<3
    Tuesday = Work


    How's that for math?


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