Q & A Thread

Lust4Life

Yes, by all means! We can have a race! See which of us can buy the most Car Air Fresheners from the Petrol Station Counters! (New Leather Scent, of course!)



Think our families will be thrilled?

boneless

Mine would. I don't usually buy them anything.... Bah! Humbug!


Have you read 'A Christmas Carol'?

Lust4Life

No, but I've seen 30 versions of the movie. Patrick Stewart did a Fabulous scrooge.



Ever seen It's a Wonderful Life?

boneless

I hate that movie.... too schmaltzy. It is still banned from being shown in Dublin cinemas by the way!! A throwback to the days of Roman Catholic influence. All because it depicted a suicide attempt!!:D


Can I have two eggs please?

Lust4Life

Yes, you may have your two eggs for teaching me something I did not know!



How about that kid with the bb gun? A Christmas Story?

boneless

Haven't watched it.


Is it wrong to cheer for the burglars in Home Alone?



*I always think that little guy Macauly whaisname is a little twerp...

Lust4Life

Yes, his little brother is a much better actor.
I have to leave for work soon.



Will Digger be spamming today?

boneless

I should think so, as long as he gets his two eggs.

Will you let me know of any other funny symptoms?

Lust4Life

I sure will! That was just too funny the other day.
"Oh! You said BOWELS!" Hee hee!
I've been telling everyone that story. It's a goodie!
See? Pensioners still have their value in the world!



Can I smack Larry the Bus Driver for using the same jokes every day?

Capt'n Midnight

no, it's corporal puinshment, even if he likes that sort of thing it's still best to get it in writing

so are you into S&M then or is that just wishful thinking on Larry's behalf ?

Kojak

A: Wishful thinking, me thinks.

Q: Why did the leprechaun sell his lucky charms to the navy???

Lust4Life

Maybe so no one will be after him any longer?
Oh, and if you ever saw how unattractive Larry is, you would know I would never consider S&M with him. Ewwwwwwwwww!


Did anyone leave a message on my bebo page today?

Black Swan

A Lusty bebo...It will never be the same!



Anyone gotten up over there? (It's just past the bewitching hour in OC).

Red Hand

I've just come out of my den.

What are you doing, Blue, hmmmmm?

Black Swan

Drinkin my second pint of Murphys so look out!



How about you?

Red Hand

Drinking my first pineapple juice and eating a bowl of porridge, so watch out!

Are you able to handle your beverages?

Black Swan

I'm a light weight, so 2 pints puts me in a silly mood.




Can you handle it?

Red Hand

With a certain someone around, I can barely handle my porridge!

I hope you do not take advantage of oaten kaboozoled men?

Black Swan

Only a special one.


Do you like your woman tipsy?

Red Hand

Mmmmm, firewater in woman's belly, mmmmmm, make me all, mmmmmm, warm and tingly too, mmmmm.

How should I sober up her Royal Tipsiness?

Lust4Life

Hmmm. Looks like that reply was given in a PM!



So what's it like to be all full of Sunshine and Roses?

Kojak

A: Pregnant

Q: Will the apple dumpling gang ride again?????

boneless

I hope so. The pear pie mob are getting out of control.

Have you seen my friend the grasshopper in your travels?

Kojak

A: yes, he was asking for you.

Q: Do you know Johnny Fruitcake seed? - he went around american planting Fruitcake trees.

boneless

I knew him well. He was lynched in a town called East Jesus, Kansas, for denying the existance of maderia cake.

Is there a little man in your head telling you to do "stuff" too?

Kojak

A: No, I don't think so

Q: Were Fred and Barney more than "just good friends"???

Lust4Life

No, but they made millions filming Wilma and Betty.




Is that Just WRONG or what?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Theres nothing wrong about it L4L you experiment if you want to, dont you listen to them

Q. All your shopping done? (I spent a weeks wages in 2days )

Star Lord

No not yet, still half of them to get!!!

What'd ye get me?

Lust4Life

I didn't get anything yet. Today is my one day to shop while the kid is in school. Eek!


Can I start and finish my shopping all in one day?