Q & A Thread

Star Lord

Yes, of course you can, but it's not easy.

What are you going to buy me?

Lust4Life

Well, I could E-mail you the soundtrack to A Charlie Brown Christmas.
It has Linus and Lucy on it. It's Groovy!




Should I do that?

Kojak

A: Dear God, Nooooooooooooooooo

Q: Is Spongebob SquarePants leading our young people down a road of morale decay from which they will never recover????

Dutchology

A: Of course! Patrick is in on it too, as is Hasslehoff...

Q: Should I marry him? (not Spongebob, Patrick or Hasslehoff)

Star Lord

Q&A: Who then, dammit, who???

ScumLord

A. The first hitchhiker of the new year.

Q. Where can I find this new year and how much does it cost?

Kojak

A: The last time I heard, the New Year was in northern Donegal and it cost 4 shillings.

Q: Will you pay 5 Shillings for it?????

Lust4Life

Sorry, I'm short. But there's a lint-laden stick of gum in my trench coat pocket.



Will you accept that instead?

Star Lord

Mmm lint, my favourite flavour!

Can you fix my sore back?

Lust4Life

No. I'm only good at wrecking backs. Hee hee!




Is this really worth the extra cash having to be to work at 6:30 AM today?

Kojak

A: Definatly not

Q: Are you interested in naked Sumo wrestlers who believe that they can lecture in Ancient Greek??

Star Lord

Not really, I've no interest in learning ancient Greek.

Are jaybirds always naked?

Red Hand

We don't call them that in Eire, but I guess they are in the shower in the 'joy.

What is the filopeno for "lozenge"?

Star Lord

I do not know.

What is this made up language of filopeno of which you speak?

Lust4Life

Ah, he just forgot the PH. There must be a balance after all.


Why was the nest so quiet today?

challengemaster

A. because all the birds are flying away for the winter time!

Q. im bored, what should i do..

Red Hand

Because this batch of nesters are nearing their yearly culling.

Will there be a new batch in the new year?

Lust4Life

Ah, there are new, there are regulars, always a mix (Thank the stars!)
CM, try on sexy wimmins clothing if you're bored! Always cheers me up! Send pictures?



You won't raid your mother's closet, tho, will ya? :eek:

Red Hand

No, Ive learnt long ago that my skin tone doesn't quite match...er...e-hem...burrr..."I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day...":D

Isn't Kashmeer a dream?:p

Lust4Life

Yeah, Led Zeppelin Rocked that tune.
Here, Kitty! Here, Kitty Kitty!



Have I lost my marbles?

Red Hand

Yes. Yes you have. First of all that is not a kitty but a hot water bottle in chainmail and second....yes, I've just realised that you asked a rhetorical question.

Are you going to search for them in Marble Halls? (I've heard a naughty version of that song before!)

Lust4Life

Hmmm. Actually I have a box of marbles up in storage for my next mosaic project. So hopefully I'm safe there.


I have wine in the fridge. Should I drink it?

Red Hand

Ooooh no! Lusty+wine+internet=bad idea! Er, actually yes!

Won't it be fun to look at this thread again the cold sobering light of day again?:p

Lust4Life

Well, I was awfully sh1t faced last night and managed to NOT log on!


Aren't you proud of me?

Red Hand

Yes, as your TCN Anomonous buddy, I feel you've made real progress.

How many do you think were saved from moral corruption last night on boards.ie?:p

Lust4Life

Oh, I'd say at least two. Heh!
I bought a lotto ticket last night, tho.



Will I win the lotto tonight?

Red Hand

I shall become Jedi and ask:

But, Lusty, do you want to win the lotto?

Lust4Life

I Do! I Do! I can be Bi-coastal! I can pay other people to hide the bodies instead of always having to do it myself. I can quit my job and travel the world in Pool Tournaments, and have groupies, and teach everybody in the world how to bake a yummy homemade cheesecake.


Would that be cool or what?

Red Hand

No, frankly it woudn't! Lusty, I'll have the Leader ban you! Think of your TCN groupies who don't do it for the money. Think of the underused cafe forum where you could have posted that recipe...oh Gods, pleaaase, won't you think of the children!:D

So I guess it would be flying from toyboy to toyboy if you won, eh?

Lust4Life

Um. Not necessarily. But I guess that's an option, tho! Ha!



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