Q & A Thread

Red Hand

The man in black will always be missed.:(

Did you like Phoenix as The Man?

Lust4Life

Phoenix did a very good job in the film. What's- her- face as June Carter was just a bit off, though.


Can I survive one more day of work this week?

Red Hand

Yes, you can go postal in thee New Year.

Isn't that something to look forward to?

Lust4Life

Oh, you haven't met my in-laws. If it weren't for eggnog, we'd ALL be postal on Christmas!



So do you like my avitar better in B & W?

Red Hand

Everything looks great in black and white.

Do piano keyboards come in technicolour?

Lust4Life

I think they may have tried that once. But it lacked the class of real ebony and ivory.




Should I download the pictures on my digital camera?

Red Hand

You mean of the nude dude?


I didn't realise, you took those pictures of him?

Lust4Life

Oh, I wish! Nah, the Nude Dude takes his own pics.
But I'd know that tattoo anywhere! Heh!



Why do my pictures always turn out like crap?

Red Hand

Because the Nude Dude hasn't trained you (yet).

Should I be mean and sabotage other cubicle's Christmas decorations, tommorrow at work?

Lust4Life

Nah. Wait until Friday Closing. Then pee on their garland.



Wouldn't that be funny?

Kojak

A: Definatly not.

Q: Is there going to be huge numbers of people over-weight come Monday evening???

Lust4Life

Not me. I have room to spare. And chocolate gives me the wind so I avoid it. Heh!




Are you eating too much holiday junk food?

Kojak

A: miles too much, unfortunatly

Q: Why is there sooooo much rubbish food at this time of year???

Lust4Life

It probably started as stress food and turned into tradition.


Can you break tradition?

pantar_dubh

I have a hammer.



What's your main dish for Christmas?

Dutchology

A toasted cheese sandwich and water... they give us cheese at christmas and toast the bread... there's no butter though...



Where did the leprachaun go?

Lust4Life

He's building toys in Santa's workshop. It's a Union thing.
I have ham on Christmas day. And my Sis in law always makes this awful green bean casserole.


How can anyone do such a cruel thing to green beans?

boneless

Do not be cruel to veg!! That is my philosophy in life.


Will I wear the blue or the green ones today?

Kojak

A: The pink ones

Q: What's the worst Christmas film of all time???

boneless

Hallow'een II.


If I wear the pink ones will you follow me home?

Kojak

A: Christ almighty, noooooooo.

Q: Which is worse - a football in the groin or having to sleep with Mary Harney???

Killaqueen!!!

A: Without a doubt, sleeping with Mary Harney *shivers*

Q: Why is it ok for guys to fart but not girls?

Kojak

A: I don't know.

Q: Do you like farting in public places??

Lust4Life

Well I dunno that anybody really ENJOYS farting in public but I could tell you a funny story about how Hubby got us banned from Radio Shack for a fart related incident.




Do you have any funny Fart Related Incident stories?

Skellington

I have several, my favourite of which involves sex and a bicycle. but thats too long of a story to get into now.

Whats a radio shack?

Lust4Life

It's an American Electronics Gadget store. They sell phones, computers, electronic toys, and parts to build your own "Science Projects".

And I believe my imagination is likely better than your sex/bicycle related fart story.:p



So why are you still awake? It's 10:45 PM in Wisconsin

Skellington

i'm awake because only back from my work xmas party(it was sh*t by the way)

what ya doing in at 10:45pm on a friday night (or 4:55am saturday morning in dublin)? why ya not out somewhere enjoying yourself?

Lust4Life

I'm saving up for the next 3 days/nights. I even have reindeer antlers to wear when I'm sh1t-faced! :eek:


A gal can't party EVERY night, can she?

Skellington

of course she can.

where's the christmas spirit?

Lust4Life

I drank it last night.
So Last Night = Wine
Tomorrow = Jameson + Coke
Sunday = Corbel + Coke
Monday = Eggnog
Tuesday = Work


How's that for math?