Q & A Thread

Lust4Life

Ooh! So do you Irish pronounce Cranberry much like you pronounce strawberry? That's HAWT!




I'm horrible, aren't I?

Chad ghostal

No i'm afraid you're just 'orrible.. you'll need more training for the 'h'



What will i get for christmas ?

Lust4Life

I have a bag of coal from last year if you want it. I'm always a very bad girl.



Barbecue anyone? I've lots of coal! Need some?

Star Lord

Coal is no good for a barbeque! Would leave the food tasting horrible!!!

You have any charcoal?

Capt'n Midnight

yes but it's mixed in with sulphur and saltpeter

how quickly would it cook a potato ?

Kojak

A: In 2 shakes of a lamb's tail

Q: Will the midget be able to sheer the sheep??

Capt'n Midnight

sheer he will

did you hear about the midget clairvoyant who escaped from maximum security last week ?

Kojak

Q+A: No, what about him??

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. I dont know...

Q. Will we ever find out that punch line?

Dirk Gently

A no, just assume it was funnyand laugh nervously like you know whats going on

Q why am I the only person to turn up to work so far today.

Donegal Lass

because the rest of them are at your xmas party and they didnt tell you!!

sad?

Lust4Life

How could I be sad? Clownbag got my PM's!




Is it wrong to wake up early just so I can have time on boards before work?

Kojak

A: Yes, seriously wrong.

Q: Why are parsnips offensive to hippies???

boneless

Only when rammed up their noses do they become offensive.


Do you want to see my new knickers?

Kojak

A: Jesus, Mary and Joseph NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: Why would you want to show them to anyone?????

boneless

They are nice.... and clean at the moment.


Is it wrong to "love" trees?

Kojak

A: Yes, VERY wrong.

Q: Do you like their "sap"??

Capt'n Midnight

mmmm. maple syrup

who's a small medium at large ?

Lust4Life

Medium Marple Surple? Yum! It's not just for Shrove Tuesday any more!



How many times must I hear this song over and over?

Black Swan

Until you wake up and post it in the dreamy forum.


Any snow to show?

Lust4Life

Nope! No snow at all! It was in the 50's yesterday!



And how did you know I woke up with that song in my head?

Kojak

A: I now all

Q: Why am I in Dublin???????

Lust4Life

so that I can perfect the art of astral traveling and take over your body and live there without the trouble of searching for a home or job. I'll just pretend I'm you.



Would that make me gay if I take over your body but still love men?

Kojak

A: Yes, that would make you gay.

Q: Why couldn't you go after a nice young cumly maiden???

Lust4Life

Oh, it's the whole Atari Jaguar appeal. I'l shove your soul into a computer while I borrow your body. Then when I take over the body of that Girl from Fas Opportunities, I can REALLY whore it up and let you have yours back.



Sound like a deal?

boneless

I accept on his behalf...

Can you see through me to my soul?

Lust4Life

Yes. It's beautiful in spite of your wicked ways.



Recovering?

boneless

I was good last night... by being bad!!


Are you jealous??

Lust4Life

I am jealous. For I was home alone.



Will I finish my Christmas shopping on Monday? (I haven't even started! Eek!)

boneless

Awwww... Poor Lusty... I won't tease then...

Finish the shopping and relax!!

Should I start my shopping?