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  • #6632
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yes, by all means! We can have a race! See which of us can buy the most Car Air Fresheners from the Petrol Station Counters! (New Leather Scent, of course!)



    Think our families will be thrilled?


  • #6633
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Mine would. I don't usually buy them anything.... Bah! Humbug!


    Have you read 'A Christmas Carol'?


  • #6634
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No, but I've seen 30 versions of the movie. Patrick Stewart did a Fabulous scrooge.



    Ever seen It's a Wonderful Life?


  • #6635
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I hate that movie.... too schmaltzy. It is still banned from being shown in Dublin cinemas by the way!! A throwback to the days of Roman Catholic influence. All because it depicted a suicide attempt!!:D


    Can I have two eggs please?


  • #6636
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yes, you may have your two eggs for teaching me something I did not know!



    How about that kid with the bb gun? A Christmas Story?


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  • #6637
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Haven't watched it.


    Is it wrong to cheer for the burglars in Home Alone?



    *I always think that little guy Macauly whaisname is a little twerp...


  • #6638
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yes, his little brother is a much better actor.
    I have to leave for work soon.



    Will Digger be spamming today?


  • #6639
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I should think so, as long as he gets his two eggs.

    Will you let me know of any other funny symptoms?


  • #6640
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I sure will! That was just too funny the other day.
    "Oh! You said BOWELS!" Hee hee!
    I've been telling everyone that story. It's a goodie!
    See? Pensioners still have their value in the world!



    Can I smack Larry the Bus Driver for using the same jokes every day?


  • #6641
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,045 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    no, it's corporal puinshment, even if he likes that sort of thing it's still best to get it in writing

    so are you into S&M then or is that just wishful thinking on Larry's behalf ?


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  • #6642
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Wishful thinking, me thinks.

    Q: Why did the leprechaun sell his lucky charms to the navy???


  • #6643
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Maybe so no one will be after him any longer?
    Oh, and if you ever saw how unattractive Larry is, you would know I would never consider S&M with him. Ewwwwwwwwww!


    Did anyone leave a message on my bebo page today?


  • #6644
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,770 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A Lusty bebo...It will never be the same!



    Anyone gotten up over there? (It's just past the bewitching hour in OC).


  • #6645
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I've just come out of my den.

    What are you doing, Blue, hmmmmm?


  • #6646
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,770 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Drinkin my second pint of Murphys so look out!



    How about you?


  • #6647
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Drinking my first pineapple juice and eating a bowl of porridge, so watch out!

    Are you able to handle your beverages?


  • #6648
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,770 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I'm a light weight, so 2 pints puts me in a silly mood.




    Can you handle it?


  • #6649
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    With a certain someone around, I can barely handle my porridge!

    I hope you do not take advantage of oaten kaboozoled men?


  • #6650
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,770 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Only a special one.


    Do you like your woman tipsy?


  • #6651
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Mmmmm, firewater in woman's belly, mmmmmm, make me all, mmmmmm, warm and tingly too, mmmmm.

    How should I sober up her Royal Tipsiness?


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  • #6652
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Hmmm. Looks like that reply was given in a PM! :)



    So what's it like to be all full of Sunshine and Roses?


  • #6653
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Pregnant :confused:

    Q: Will the apple dumpling gang ride again?????


  • #6654
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I hope so. The pear pie mob are getting out of control.

    Have you seen my friend the grasshopper in your travels?


  • #6655
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: yes, he was asking for you.

    Q: Do you know Johnny Fruitcake seed? - he went around american planting Fruitcake trees.


  • #6656
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I knew him well. He was lynched in a town called East Jesus, Kansas, for denying the existance of maderia cake.

    Is there a little man in your head telling you to do "stuff" too?


  • #6657
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No, I don't think so :confused:

    Q: Were Fred and Barney more than "just good friends"???


  • #6658
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No, but they made millions filming Wilma and Betty.




    Is that Just WRONG or what?


  • #6659
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Theres nothing wrong about it L4L you experiment if you want to, dont you listen to them :)

    Q. All your shopping done? (I spent a weeks wages in 2days :()


  • #6660
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No not yet, still half of them to get!!!

    What'd ye get me?


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  • #6661
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I didn't get anything yet. Today is my one day to shop while the kid is in school. Eek!


    Can I start and finish my shopping all in one day?


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