Q & A Thread

Lust4Life · 13-12-2006 07:18PM

Ooh! So do you Irish pronounce Cranberry much like you pronounce strawberry? That's HAWT!

I'm horrible, aren't I?

Chad ghostal · 13-12-2006 07:20PM

No i'm afraid you're just 'orrible.. you'll need more training for the 'h'

What will i get for christmas ?

Lust4Life · 13-12-2006 07:22PM

I have a bag of coal from last year if you want it. I'm always a very bad girl.

Barbecue anyone? I've lots of coal! Need some?

Star Lord · 13-12-2006 07:46PM

Coal is no good for a barbeque! Would leave the food tasting horrible!!!

You have any charcoal?

Capt'n Midnight · 13-12-2006 08:02PM

yes but it's mixed in with sulphur and saltpeter

how quickly would it cook a potato ?

Kojak · 13-12-2006 11:20PM

A: In 2 shakes of a lamb's tail

Q: Will the midget be able to sheer the sheep??

Capt'n Midnight · 13-12-2006 11:48PM

sheer he will

did you hear about the midget clairvoyant who escaped from maximum security last week ?

Kojak · 13-12-2006 11:56PM

Q+A: No, what about him??

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 14-12-2006 08:56AM

A. I dont know...

Q. Will we ever find out that punch line?

Dirk Gently · 14-12-2006 09:14AM

A no, just assume it was funnyand laugh nervously like you know whats going on

Q why am I the only person to turn up to work so far today.

Donegal Lass · 14-12-2006 09:58AM

because the rest of them are at your xmas party and they didnt tell you!!

sad?

Lust4Life · 14-12-2006 12:25PM

How could I be sad? Clownbag got my PM's!

Is it wrong to wake up early just so I can have time on boards before work?

Kojak · 14-12-2006 01:57PM

A: Yes, seriously wrong.

Q: Why are parsnips offensive to hippies???

boneless · 14-12-2006 06:52PM

Only when rammed up their noses do they become offensive.

Do you want to see my new knickers?

Kojak · 14-12-2006 06:55PM

A: Jesus, Mary and Joseph NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: Why would you want to show them to anyone?????

boneless · 14-12-2006 06:57PM

They are nice.... and clean at the moment.

Is it wrong to "love" trees?

Kojak · 14-12-2006 07:04PM

A: Yes, VERY wrong.

Q: Do you like their "sap"??

Capt'n Midnight · 14-12-2006 07:46PM

mmmm. maple syrup

who's a small medium at large ?

Lust4Life · 15-12-2006 01:41AM

Medium Marple Surple? Yum! It's not just for Shrove Tuesday any more!

How many times must I hear this song over and over?

Black Swan · 15-12-2006 11:39AM

Until you wake up and post it in the dreamy forum.

Any snow to show?

Lust4Life · 15-12-2006 12:07PM

Nope! No snow at all! It was in the 50's yesterday!

And how did you know I woke up with that song in my head?

Kojak · 15-12-2006 05:12PM

A: I now all

Q: Why am I in Dublin???????

Lust4Life · 16-12-2006 01:06AM

so that I can perfect the art of astral traveling and take over your body and live there without the trouble of searching for a home or job. I'll just pretend I'm you.

Would that make me gay if I take over your body but still love men?

Kojak · 16-12-2006 01:08AM

A: Yes, that would make you gay.

Q: Why couldn't you go after a nice young cumly maiden???

Lust4Life · 16-12-2006 01:11AM

Oh, it's the whole Atari Jaguar appeal. I'l shove your soul into a computer while I borrow your body. Then when I take over the body of that Girl from Fas Opportunities, I can REALLY whore it up and let you have yours back.

Sound like a deal?

boneless · 16-12-2006 12:09PM

I accept on his behalf...

Can you see through me to my soul?

Lust4Life · 16-12-2006 12:11PM

Yes. It's beautiful in spite of your wicked ways.

Recovering?

boneless · 16-12-2006 12:13PM

I was good last night... by being bad!!

Are you jealous??

Lust4Life · 16-12-2006 12:17PM

I am jealous. For I was home alone.

Will I finish my Christmas shopping on Monday? (I haven't even started! Eek!)

boneless · 16-12-2006 12:18PM

Awwww... Poor Lusty... I won't tease then...

Finish the shopping and relax!!

Should I start my shopping?

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