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  • #6212
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    dunno,....

    what's a bidet?


  • #6213
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    Q+A: is that a serious question?


  • #6214
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I believe it was ...

    Steve a Bidet is for you to wash your face it ;)

    /me laughs evil-ly


  • #6215
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I think we should educate the lad...:p

    Has anyone got a good idea on how to get rid of a smart mouse?


  • #6216
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    smart cat...

    should we worship DL like a golden cow?


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  • #6217
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: If you want to.

    Q: Is there a possibility of making money in Dairy from this new venture????????????????????


  • #6218
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,970 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    i'm not sure golden liquid is most peoples cup of tea

    shower anyone?


  • #6219
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I will not tolerate idolatory in this thread...


    Have you a smart cat?


  • #6220
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I do, and a thick dog!

    how about a dumb mouse to slow down the smart one?


  • #6221
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No, the cat can lecture in thermodynamics.

    Q: Why won't UCD let him lecture???????


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  • #6222
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    That might work... the little beast is giving me the finger at the moment... and my dumb dogs are not interested in chasing him away.

    Have you a dumb mouse there?


  • #6223
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    no

    but is a dumb rat any good?


  • #6224
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No.

    Q: Why is there a nerd looking in the window????????????


  • #6225
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,970 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    maybe he thinks its a computer screen and you are a next generation RPG

    i've got a senile elephant if that will help?


  • #6226
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    He's considering buying you out.

    Out of what?


  • #6227
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Out of banana's, perhaps.

    Q: What would be a good price for an obese gorilla??????????


  • #6228
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,970 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    don't pay more than 40 farthings, unless it can play a trombone

    can it?


  • #6229
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Q&A: Cant they all?


  • #6230
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I very much doubt it.

    Q: Would a large dose of prunes give the obese gorilla the shíts?????????????


  • #6231
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Prunes will do that. So will a bad pint of stout and a pickled cabbage sandwich.


    Is it wrong to want to murder a poor little mouse?


    *He's startin' to wreck me head....*


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  • #6232
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Kill the mouse. My cat got one last week. The mouse was preggers!:eek:



    Think I'll keep my cat?


  • #6233
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Keep the cat... I don't really want to kill him but he's out-witting me at all turns.

    Is a mouse really smarter than me?


  • #6234
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No, just able to get into smaller places to avoid death.
    Kill it.



    Have you no cat?


  • #6235
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No cat... two useless hounds who are aiding and abetting the beast of the biscuit barrel!!

    Can dogs be that unfaithful??


  • #6236
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I doubt it.

    Q: Would you like to examine Ian Paisley's "gadget"??????????????


  • #6237
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Nope....

    Q. What ever made you think up such a question?


  • #6238
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Because he has a gadget-astity belt that would put Batman to shame.

    How about Paisley as Batman and Jackie Healy Rae as Catwoman, Michelle Pfeifer-style?


  • #6239
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A&Q. You just like thinking about Paisley in spandex dont you?


  • #6240
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Definatly not.

    Q: Why is it so quiet in TCN this morning???????????


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  • #6241
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I have them all tied up under the stairs.

    Will I let them out?


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