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  • #6182
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    a new hammer..

    you likey?


  • #6183
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Hammer in the groin or football...

    Q. Think im gonna pick football, its the safest bet no?


  • #6184
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I think so too.

    Q: Why is there tuna on the internet????????????????


  • #6185
    plonk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,352 ✭✭✭plonk


    A:Because theres none in the sea




    Q: Do you like tuna?


  • #6186
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,060 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    that depends,

    is it a gay tuna?


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  • #6187
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. That depends...

    Q. Would you like it more if it was gay?


  • #6188
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,060 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    nah...then its a bit too fruity

    do you like gay tuna?


  • #6189
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Nope... Seafood in general is disgusting.

    Q. Unless it tastes like chicken?


  • #6190
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,060 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    that reminds of jessica simpson

    how can something be so dumb and so great at the same time?


  • #6191
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    shes not one bit dumb-shes uber smart

    didnt you pick up on that yet?


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  • #6192
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Nope...

    Q. So your saying she's so smart she makes herself look stupid?


  • #6193
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,060 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    no, she's dumb as a plank, but has some smart people behind her who now use that dumbness as a "cute" sellling point.

    doesn't she know, she'd be just as, or even more popular if she'd just get them out for the lads?


  • #6194
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    :rolleyes: im sure shes thought that through!

    why are ye's all the bloody same?


  • #6195
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Its the way god made us...

    Q. Your not questioning god are you?????


  • #6196
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i might just be.....

    he cant really be held responsible for the way ya's turned out now can he?


  • #6197
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,060 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    thats a matter of personal belief

    come on though, what are we on earth for at the end of the day?


  • #6198
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    to make a mess of the place?:D


  • #6199
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,060 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    no, thats what men are made for, women are for looking pretty & cleaning up the mess

    will i live through the day?


  • #6200
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    ha not with that attitude, no!!

    will it change?


  • #6201
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,060 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    not till i see my girlfriend

    testosterone fueled offices are not for namby-pamby types are they now?


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  • #6202
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    no.... the system is sound... the system works!

    have I been assimilated by the overloards?


  • #6203
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Not yet... Just keep saying " da na nana nana na na leader, leader, leader!!!"

    Q. Is it working?


  • #6204
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yep, sure is...

    surely you can live with that?


  • #6205
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. well i dont see that I have a choice...

    Q. Do I?


  • #6206
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    leader says nooooo..... da na nana nana na na leader, leader, leader!!!

    not working, what will I do... help me?


  • #6207
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Try this one "The leader is good, the leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date".

    Q. Working now?


  • #6208
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no, that'll never work..

    why you not working steve?


  • #6209
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    ahhh I couldn't be bothered today...

    are you the leader?


  • #6210
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i am indeed...

    sure there wouldnt be anyone better would there?


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  • #6211
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I don't know, maybe. :confused:

    Q: Would you like to wash your face with a bidet??????????????


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