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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #6272
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    <licks vehemently>


  • #6273
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    hands fade a whip... you may be needing this!!!!


  • #6274
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    hands fade a chair... you will need this, its her only enemy in the jungle, dead scared of them..


  • #6275
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I did always wonder about that...


  • #6276
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    a whip and a chair.. sounds like office stuff alright!


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  • #6277
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    The trick is to get the chair inserted into your anus before you let the dozen or so randomers climb in and muck everything up with their pro-reality 5 fingers, 5 toes way of life ....

    <clings onto the boots>
    quick! before anybody realises that wasn't a coherant sentance

    Fly Jammie Fly!!!!!


  • #6278
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    <me flies away with Chad>


  • #6279
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    <*/me denotes far too much at once*>


  • #6280
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Careful that can cause head explodieitis!


  • #6281
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Only in the weak-minded simp-

    *splutch*


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  • #6282
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    how ignorant art thou in thy pride of wisdom!!

    <shuffles off to ominous hill-top castle to build a frankensarky>


  • #6283
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    One must take into consideration the sheer undulation of granting ones permission to violate the terms and conditions of an agreement which hitherto had no real point, and shall never come to the realisation that this post was intended for no reason, other than to allow the usage of a variety of relatively large words that one uses to invoke an air of intelligence and authority that generally doesn't exist in the reality of most beings.


  • #6284
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    how ignorant art thou in thy pride of wisdom!!

    <shuffles off to ominous hill-top castle to build a frankensarky>
    Don't forget to make frakensarky a frankenbride to keep him from being lonely.


  • #6285
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    ok, where's thaed gone? she's got feisty brains, she could probably tame/join him on during his inevitable rebellious murderous rampage..

    <whips out brain-through-nose-hook>


  • #6286
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    <creates frankenbride, complete with ear nuts, flat top head and inward penis, for those chilly nights where close just isn't enough>


  • #6287
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    It's alive

    it's aaaaallllliiiiivvvvveeee!!!!!1111oneoneoneoneone


  • #6288
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    <_<

    /Nick Tar|Naked

    >_>


  • #6289
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /spots Tar|Naked

    zOMGROFLMFAO!!!!11








    ....microscope?


  • #6290
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /Me rapes fade_to_grey


  • #6291
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    not with that you wont! :P

    /points

    EDIT:<points>

    i like to be backwards compatible


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  • #6292
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It's alive

    it's aaaaallllliiiiivvvvveeee!!!!!1111oneoneoneoneone


  • #6293
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    <_<

    /Nick fade_to_grey|Naked

    >_>


  • #6294
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    One of us is going to have to change.


  • #6295
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Yes. I vote you.


  • #6296
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Too bad you lose.
    Now, lose that skin.


  • #6297
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    Too bad you lose.
    Now, lose that skin.
    You like it like this baby?

    I brought a friend.




    sh371-td.gif


  • #6298
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sure, 'friend'


  • #6299
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Ok so he was actually the model for the statue of David but he doesn't like when people point it out so hush hush yeah? ;)


  • #6300
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    Ok so he was actually the model for the statue of David but he doesn't like when people point it out so hush hush yeah? ;)
    boogiedavid.gif


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  • #6301
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    has to be one of the funniest thing i have seen in here!


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