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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #6152
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Having returned to Boards after quite a long absence, I realise how much I missed the humour, the fun, the comraderie.

    I hearby declare that the Orifice thread be put in ICU and let us work together to mend it. Let us bring it back to the greatness it once attained.....

    Everyone in favour say......

    Aye Aye! ;)


  • #6153
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,064 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    As i am relatively new to the sanctity of TCN and the Orifice I long to feel a part of a renewed push to re-attain the glory of days of old.

    Can one of the old school few please regail us with a tale of lusty adventures in the court of the Pig King, most famously known for vanquishing the lands of the large breasted babylonian snake women or some such piece of lore??? :confused:


  • #6154
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    We don't banish large-breasted women in this town, kid.

    It would end up just being me and tba flirting awkwardly.


  • #6155
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,064 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    even snake women with forked tongues flicking in & out of their boobies


  • #6156
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No.

    The furries would cry.


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  • #6157
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,064 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    yeah but i always found it awkward, if i wanted to kiss the woman i would, but if i wanted to suck boobage i don't expect a french kiss thrown in. also Isn't mating with them awkward though, what with the whole constriction & feeding your carcass to their young afterwards?


  • #6158
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Pfft. Noob.


  • #6159
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I saw an unspeakable piece of Corpse Bride fanart once, with Johnny slipping it to yer wan while a worm crawled out of her nipple.

    Ah, livejournal. What lulz will you bring me next?


  • #6160
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Shabadu wrote:
    I saw an unspeakable piece of Corpse Bride fanart once, with Johnny slipping it to yer wan while a worm crawled out of her nipple.

    Ah, livejournal. What lulz will you bring me next?

    Fresh lulz for you Shabbers







    edit:wrong linkeh


  • #6161
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Did someone say super robot monkey team?

    Super%20Robot%20Monkey%20Power%20Primate%20Otto.jpg


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  • #6162
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Sarky wrote:
    Where have the lulz gone?
    This line is forcing me to try and butcher something together out of that ancient ballad "Where have all the flowers gone"


  • #6163
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    May i suggest "lollers" as a two-syllable alternative to lulz? It makes for easier reading and rhyming.


  • #6164
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:
    Did someone say super robot monkey team?

    Super%20Robot%20Monkey%20Power%20Primate%20Otto.jpg
    Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force GO!

    Actually that show is deeply disappointing to watch.

    Also I've had legal warnings in the past for using the words monkey and robot in the same sentance, so robot monkeys just leave a bad taste in my mouth these days.


    (Regular monkeys still leave a lovely taste in my mouth though)


  • #6165
    Lone Wolf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Lone Wolf


    (Regular monkeys still leave a lovely taste in my mouth though)
    :eek:!!!!


  • #6166
    So Glad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭So Glad


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    Fresh lulz for you Shabbers







    edit:wrong linkeh

    He is just trying to rip off the guy who put his socks in milk. Still, made me hur hur.


  • #6167
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Carry on my wayword SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


  • #6168
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    bump


  • #6169
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no

    I'll be right here as the bands abandon you


  • #6170
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Matt Holck wrote:
    no

    I'll be right here as the bands abandon you
    Que?


  • #6171
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Where have all the lollers gone?
    Long time passing
    Where have all the lollers gone?
    Long time ago.

    Where have all the Lollers gone?
    Muppets broke them, everyone.

    When will they ever learn?
    When will they ever learn?


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  • #6172
    So Glad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭So Glad


    Well, your the ones with the sigs so you make the lulz.


  • #6173
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *gets out her whirring & nodulated (gasps all round) cleaning equipment and starts sprucing up the orifice for it's revival......

    Just whistle while we work. la la la la la la laaaaa
    Put on that grin and start right in
    to whistle loud and lo...

    Stops whistling as it may resemble flatulence - we are in an orifice after all.....


  • #6174
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I'll order some balloons for the garnd reopening


  • #6175
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ribbed balloons?

    >_>


  • #6176
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Of course only ribbed will do....

    Will they be flavoured?


  • #6177
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    We will find out when the spacetruck finally gets here and off loads it's cargo.
    Yes it is time for the next thrilling instalment of the Orrifice in SPACE.

    On the ever spinning space station orbiting uranus the hurely burely of interall life limps, shove and grinds onwards. Let just hope the CO2 scubbers stay on line this time an no one floods the reclaimation systems with laughing gas for the 3rd time.


  • #6178
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    sanncoo wrote:
    Of course only ribbed will do....

    Will they be flavoured?
    oooh ribbed balloons, for our pleasure?


  • #6179
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    But I shall turn them inside out... for my pleasure ;)


  • #6180
    So Glad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭So Glad


    Small balloons or big ones? We have to accommodate...


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  • #6181
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    One size fits all...


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