Sarky, In my orifice please.

Adam · 23-07-2006 03:24PM

Matt Holck wrote:

It's not like I dropped bombs on cowards hiding amoung the innocent

Then stop being one of them, maybe we'll like you better.

...

Matt Holck · 23-07-2006 03:55PM

No

sorry

Adam · 23-07-2006 03:56PM

ooh,controversial.

Matt Holck · 23-07-2006 04:01PM

stop justify your wrongs
by caving to less than you can be

you might like yourself better

Adam · 23-07-2006 04:10PM

Matt Holck wrote:

stop justify your wrongs
by caving the less you can be

you might like yourself better

That isn't even proper english...You confuse me, I shall have no further interactions. Good day sir.

So Glad · 23-07-2006 04:22PM

I have just been discombobulated.

Adam · 23-07-2006 04:27PM

May I be so kind as to offer a recombobulation, with a free oil change?

So Glad · 23-07-2006 04:59PM

Why yes, just as long as the oil hasn't been aquired under illegal circumstances. Otherwise my combobulation remains.

arbeitsscheuer · 23-07-2006 05:09PM

What the fúck happened to the fúcking Orifice?!?!

Who the fúck is that fúck?! /points at Matt

Why the fúck is he attempting mysterious moodiness and artistic posts in the fúcking Cuckoo's Nest?!

Where the fúck are all the regular people?!

Fúcking disorientating, for fúck's sake.

Rhyme · 23-07-2006 05:15PM

/me takes out airhorn, brandy and evening wear for all

Adam · 23-07-2006 05:31PM

Marvellous Rhyme, spiffing idea!

/me pulls up old armchair and produces bridge set

Care for a game Seb?

So Glad · 23-07-2006 05:59PM

All on this bridge talk is enough to make a grown man shrink.

Sofaspud · 23-07-2006 06:06PM

Whether or not brandy causes grown men to shrink is not up for discussion.

Back on topic, who likes my new socks?

So Glad · 23-07-2006 06:16PM

Sofaspud wrote:

Whether or not brandy causes grown men to shrink is not up for discussion.

Back on topic, who likes my new socks?

I disagree with your socks for the sole reason that they were made in a sweaty factory. If the factories in question used Sure spray for factories then they wouldn't have those problems in the first place.

It's a flippin' outrage!

Sofaspud · 23-07-2006 06:20PM

That is a lie. It is a lie, it is a lie!

My dear ole' mum knitted this socks, and don't you forget it!

And why a flippin' outrage? are the regular outrages not good enough for you? THAT, my friend, is why we call them Alan!

So Glad · 23-07-2006 06:24PM

I know alan.

Sofaspud · 23-07-2006 06:26PM

We all know Alan. Alan is the founder of all that is gloriful in society and inventor of all that holds fruit!

*praises the lords of fruitbaskets*

So Glad · 23-07-2006 06:27PM

Your attemps to please him are fruitless!

Take that! :eek:

Adam · 23-07-2006 06:29PM

Thats AlLan... :rolleyes:

So Glad · 23-07-2006 06:31PM

fade_to_grey wrote:

Thats AlLan... :rolleyes:

I was mearly practical jokeing.

Jakers tonight.

Shabadu · 23-07-2006 06:52PM

*Official fan of Matt Holck*

Sofaspud · 23-07-2006 07:00PM

I once had a bird visit my special area. Shortly after, it left. Those were the best four seconds of my life. I was sitting all alone in my tree-house when out of nowhere, came this sparrow. It looked so pleased, and said "hello mister, won't you give me some lunch?"

Unfortunately I could not give it lunch, as I had not any.

The moral of this story is always carry a lunchbox with bread and some kind of fruit when visiting your special area.
Be good to yourselves, and each other.

So Glad · 23-07-2006 08:36PM

I'm sorry but I think you have just gone out of date...

Sofaspud · 23-07-2006 08:45PM

I think you'll know when I've gone out of date!

So Glad · 23-07-2006 08:54PM

Bloody socialists.

arbeitsscheuer · 23-07-2006 11:09PM

So Glad wrote:

Bloody socialists.

You rang, m'lud?

Sarky · 23-07-2006 11:12PM

Yes, if you could just stand up against that wall there, I think there's a revolution coming...

So Glad · 24-07-2006 12:58AM

Yeah thats right! Run for the hills before they run for you! Bloody hills! I mean who but them there anyways!? GRRRRRR. :mad:

Lone Wolf · 24-07-2006 12:38PM

So Glad wrote:

Yeah thats right! Run for the hills before they run for you! Bloody hills! I mean who but them there anyways!? GRRRRRR. :mad:

But the Hills are old and wise, the have cunning tactics, if we run at them surely they will destroy us!!

There must be another way!!

So Glad · 24-07-2006 02:45PM

My sources tell me them hills over yonder have eyes. :eek:

Don't eat my picnic blanket!!! NOOOOOOO!!!

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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