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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #4652
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    /me runs away from tarantula dance


  • #4653
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me does creepy tarantula run after rhyme, hissing


  • #4654
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    That look suits you, I must say....


  • #4655
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Does my abdomen look big in this tarantula costume?


  • #4656
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    of course not....


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  • #4657
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    It's meant to!




    *runs away crying*


  • #4658
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    no need to thank me rhyme....


  • #4659
    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    What does it cost for a personal "consultation" from Sarky?

    Before the debearding....


  • #4660
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    two left thumbs...


  • #4661
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    And a vestigal organ.


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  • #4662
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Not to mention signing possession of your soul over to me.


  • #4663
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    And that's before the consultation itself, which involves no less than 8 nipple cripples.

    Make no bones about it, this is one helluva deal.


  • #4664
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    tba wrote:
    two left thumbs...

    Friend of mine has toes for thumbs....yuh.


  • #4665
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Well I for one am thankful that Sarky doesn't have one of these beards.

    Scethrog (n.) One of those peculiar beards-without-moustaches worn by religious Belgians and American scientists which help them look like trolls.
    images6rw.jpg


  • #4666
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    THAT'S SO DISTURBING I HAVE TO WRITE IN CAPS ABOUT IT.


  • #4667
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    happinesswearsabeard.png

    ALRIIIIIGHT, BEARD OK!!


  • #4668
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The shame.


  • #4669
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Rhyme wrote:
    happinesswearsabeard.png

    ALRIIIIIGHT, BEARD OK!!


    This is actually a picture of the rarely seen mating dance of the bearded beardo's...

    Here is proof that the mating dance went further than has been seen in 'modern' times....

    http://www.secretlair.com/babieswithbeards/


  • #4670
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    /me swoons

    Oh Sanncoo, your wisdom never fails to impress! <3


  • #4671
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Imagine what Sarky's children will look like...


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  • #4672
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    I'd rather not...


  • #4673
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    why, would you be ruined for all the ladies out there?


  • #4674
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    already am tbh, more worried about my already-threadbare mental stability...


  • #4675
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Shabadu wrote:
    Imagine what Sarky's children will look like...


    through extrapulation and an equation known only to a handful of people, I surmise that perhaps they might look something like this....

    beardedbaby.jpg


  • #4676
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    sanncoo wrote:
    through extrapulation and an equation known only to a handful of people, I surmise that perhaps they might look something like this....
    /me holds breath


  • #4677
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    yeah that pic link was b0ll0cks...

    unless...

    ARGH - they're gonna look like white blocks with red x's in the middle!

    /jumps thru nearest window, falls 2 stories to inevitable death

    ...

    I'm ok.


  • #4678
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    If it doesn't come out your computer is being tapped into by the 'Group against Hirstute Babies' or GAHB. No to be confused with God Awful Hairy Babies Inc or GAHBI.

    Run anti virus software now or our lives could be in danger.....

    *assumes ninja stance...


  • #4679
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My firewall trial period just expired. :(

    It's THEM, isn't it?


  • #4680
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Yes.

    Your illegitimate bearded babies, or "Babieards", are coming to murder you for your careless abandonment of them.

    Flee.


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  • #4681
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    He ate them all except the last one put a rock in his place which made him barf up all the babies... then they got him Silent Hill stylé.

    I stole that idea from Greek mythology... tee hee


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