Sarky, In my orifice please.

arbeitsscheuer

Rhyme wrote:

He ate them all except the last one put a rock in his place which made him barf up all the babies... then they got him Silent Hill stylé.

I stole that idea from Greek mythology... tee hee

I particularly liked the "stylé" part of that post. You can really hear the "eeeeee" as Sarky screams to be free from the beardlings torturing his soul...

Fun for all the (beardless) family!

Sarky

My beard is proving difficult. I think it knows that it might only have less than a week left...

arbeitsscheuer

It's going to strangle you in your sleep.

Best bet: Stay awake.


(Ooooh, it's like Nightmare on Elm St!!!)

Rhyme

10 minutes later... ^^ dead

Sarky

I wonder if that's what I'll look like sans chinfuzz...

Rozabeez

Keep on dreaming Sarky, keep on dreaming.

tSubh Dearg

To stop the speculation I have Expertly photoshopped a picture to show us what Sarky will look like with out his beard.

sanncoo

Excellenty done! If the beard gets it's way, it can go on holiday!!

Shabadu

Oy vey!

Matthewthebig

My iclke Sarky is all grown down

i say we shave him all over at the boards awards

Sarky

/me cancels weekend off.

Now you'll never see me in a suit, MoJu!

;_;

Rozabeez

NOOOOooooOOOOooOOOOOOOoooo! SARKY! I'll protect you, my love! *arms self with pepper spray and selotape*

sanncoo

Roza, you forgot the toilet roll insert! It's a weapon of mass destruction that could be used in your hr of need!!

Rozabeez

That's what you're here for Sanncoo, what would I do without my trusty sidekick?!

Matthewthebig

i don't want you in the suit

makes it harder to shave (:<

sanncoo

What if the suit was invisible?

dum dum duuuuuuuuuummmm!

sanncoo

Saving this from page 2 obscurity.....

Sarky

/me turns 24 years old today

<_<


>_>


/me legs it

arbeitsscheuer

It's his Birthday, don't let him get away!!!!

Rhyme

/me pounces of Sarky and gives him burfday batin's

sanncoo

Me feels old.....

come here old!!!

Matthewthebig

/me wedgies the underwear right off Sarky as is the tradition in my school

arbeitsscheuer

/me points and laughs, as was the tradition in my (first) secondary school...

Man I hated that place...

Happy birthday Sarky!

sanncoo

me gets eggs and flour and prepares to fling in Sarky's general direction...

tba

/me lassos Sanncoo's legs and hangs her from the rafter's.

sanncoo

Kinkeh!

tSubh Dearg

/me gets the popcorn and sits back to watch

tba

/me prepares the outfit of submission

tSubh Dearg can I have some popcorn?

tSubh Dearg

Of course you can.
/me passes tba the giant bin bag full of popcorn.

tba

/me dives in.