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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    that is freakin' freaky!!!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    It's like puberty, speeded up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And then reversed.

    "Look, his balls are going back in!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    I would pay to see that in slowmo o0 balls going back in, that is.

    Also: ahahahaha Sarky, green beard :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Quiet, you, that never happened.

    <_<

    >_>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    edibility wrote:
    I would pay to see that in slowmo o0 balls going back in
    Back in where?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That Talliesin. Always with the teabagging...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    sexeh


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    mmmmmm
    tea.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sweet dreams and flying machines, flying swiftly through the air...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Whenever I've seen Tar post recently I start singing 'Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue and Tar.Aldarion too, I forget your name'

    I don't even like the Beautiful South.

    Why is this happening? :(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Now, I don't know that song but I'll stop posting when drinking. :L

    Is it a depressing song? You can see right through me. :eek:
    No, I will not start a live journal, neverrrr.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Liar. You have five already. Don't deny it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Shabadu wrote:
    Whenever I've seen Tar post recently I start singing 'Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue and Tar.Aldarion too, I forget your name'

    I don't even like the Beautiful South.

    Why is this happening? :(

    A side affect from the flu your musicallity has been infected by the 90's lamness virus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oe noes shabasdu will bcoem teh lam0r!!!!!1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me restores streetcred with uberkewl dance routine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /me points and laughs

    Ha, everyone look at Shabadu trying to impress us! She's so lame!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    ;_;

    /me slowly does the hustle away...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Quick get her with lame tags!
    /me hurls

    [Lame]
    >[/Lame]
    >Shabadu


    Damn missed, next time gadget, next time!


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I likes her dancing....

    /claps hands imperiously
    Dance Shabadu dance!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /starts a rival dance for all us cool males so we wont get cooties

    c'mon Tar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /attempts to join in

    /trips, falls over

    /breaks coccix


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me takes Shabs away to a small darkened room, from which screams, howls, screeches and giggles and gasps can be heard.

    /me leaves the room to fetch 3 more large plastic buckets and a hand generator and then returns.

    /me releases Shabs who looks stunning and with a spring her step and is humming dear prudence.

    She should be fine now just keep her away from Banananananrama songs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Thaedydal wrote:
    She should be fine now just keep her away from Banananananrama songs.
    ARGH! The cure sounds worse than the disease!!!

    Banananananana-whatever FTW


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me walks like an Egyptian


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    That's only cos I footed you in your man gee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    It's wrong to pick on disabled ppl, Shabs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me shuns the capper kicker shabs....


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /me is there to comfort the tear stricken shabs with open arms, a bottle of wine and a glint in my eye.


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