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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    sanncoo wrote:
    Coolsmileygirl that will be 3 squillion pestas please....
    /me sitebans sanncoo for touting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I petition for her release! I DEMAND IT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Free sanco!!!!!1 Honestly d mods r on sch a HUUUUUGE power trip all she did was try 2 make sum mony ON D FOR SALE BOARD i mean wtf?????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Free the orifice 1!

    /me starts rioting


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me starts pissing WWMan off with substandard arguments and comebacks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me calls all the mods ugly nerds who have probably NEVAR evn had teh seXX0rs!!1


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    hehehe I think that deserves a *wink* from me ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    BEAT wrote:
    Winky picture


    "Sorry, sorry, I'll get it in your mouth next time..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Shabadu wrote:
    /me calls all the mods ugly nerds who have probably NEVAR evn had teh seXX0rs!!1
    But! But! I'm a Sex Mod!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    You can say that again! naughty.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    most comedy is repetion....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    tba wrote:
    most comedy is repetion....
    most comedy is repetion....


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    But surely most comedy is in fact repetition :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Repetition? Isn't that most of comedy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Indeed comedy is repetion of mispelled words...

    next one to spell it right loses....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What's that? I lose if I spell it right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    All of a sudden, a meteor crashes into the orifice! We dwellers are thrown mercilessly about. After many moments filled with groaning, we struggle to our feet, and espy a glowing crater with a strangely symmetrical meteor within; the glowing outline of a door forms, and suddenly starts to lower into a ramp. Through the swirling mist, a silhouette, full of sultry malice and undulating tentacles... and it's NOT Elton John...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I'm trying to think who's going to come out of the meteor. Who wouold win in a fight? Linda Martin, or Dale Winton?


  • Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    oh my god i cant believe its.............


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    DEREK DAVIS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    *flees*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Right now folks....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    RAR! I AM DEREK DAVIS. BRING ME CREAM BUNS AND COMELY MAIDENS.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Just remember, it's eat the BUNS and make love to the MAIDENS.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Such rules are made to be broken, oh sarcastic and amply-bearded one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me uses bun to make love to maidens...

    eh.....
    eh.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    NO SERIOUSLY LADS, MY BLOOD SUGAR IS FIERCE LOW. I REALLY NEED SOME ICED BUNS.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme




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