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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #4502
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    No, but it *could* be a precursor.


  • #4503
    Blue Peter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭Blue Peter


    This is like word-association therapy


  • #4504
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Or the other way around. A light supper can set the mood.

    Or the subbie can prepare the meal afterwards, with the results on display.

    Or wait in such a manner while the meal is prepared (and of course no cushions allowed while dining).

    Oh so many pleasant ways to pass an evening.


  • #4505
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    hehehe blue peter
    get it: Blue Peter

    hehehe
    blue peter


  • #4506
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me lights candles, opens bottle of wine, and starts gently tinkling on the piano


    /me fetches mop


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  • #4507
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    I hope that wasn't an expensive piano.


  • #4508
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Thank goodness it wasn't an electric one.



    I hope it wasn't.


  • #4509
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Attention, stinking fleshmonkies, I am now typing this from the comfort of my sitting room.

    Broadband is me! This means I can now cyber with Shabby, tSubh, BEAT, AND Talliesin at once.


  • #4510
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Cry Freedom, bearded one <3


  • #4511
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    Cry Freedom, bearded one <3


    Why? Is "Freedom" the safety word?


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  • #4512
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    oooo cybering with sarkeh the bearded wan....
    *drool*


  • #4513
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    AND Shabs, tSubh, and Talliesin. Ooh, and MoJu. <3


  • #4514
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    a little late

    but <3 to be included


  • #4515
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Congrats Sarky


  • #4516
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Sarky wrote:
    Why? Is "Freedom" the safety word?
    No, it's the green-light word, to indicate you'd like the scene to step up a notch.


  • #4517
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bam!


  • #4518
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Argh!


  • #4519
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I like the way this is going.

    /me goes off to route out her beard fetishist kit.


  • #4520
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    I like the way this is going.

    /me goes off to route out her beard fetishist kit.
    Mmm... hirsute goodness


  • #4521
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Fanfare!

    Sanncoo returns to reclaim her purple nodulated whirring pan and brush.

    Removes mop from Shabs hands......Thanks for keeping it warm!!!


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  • #4522
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    *pulls Sarky's beard playfully, but painfully*


  • #4523
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I just heard someone talking about Itzacon on the Ray D'Arcy show. o_O


  • #4524
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    It's a con, though.


  • #4525
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me stalks Shabadu around boards posting just after her in lots of threads.....


  • #4526
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me wonders if the beard is long enough to fashion twisty mustashes for all out of the lenght of it when it is cut off.
    Shabadu wrote:
    I just heard someone talking about Itzacon on the Ray D'Arcy show. o_O
    Classy :)


  • #4527
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Moustaches for all!

    In other policy decisions; abortions for some, flags for others!


  • #4528
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Mini flags?


  • #4529
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Flag size to be determined by secondary legislation which is the relevant minister's perogative.


  • #4530
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    er... YAY!


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  • #4531
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Well, with so many "Flag size to be determined by secondary legislation which is the relevant minister's perogative." bumper-stickers around, it's obviously the vote-catching decision.


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