Sarky, In my orifice please.

Rozabeez · 19-01-2006 12:53PM

I have a dog the size of a horse if anyone is interested.....?

Shabadu · 19-01-2006 01:16PM

Oh I'm interested alright... VERY interested. Tell me- would he object to wearing items of clothing?

Matthewthebig · 19-01-2006 04:27PM

shabs the hair is gone

Sarky · 19-01-2006 04:29PM

It is?

We shall have to get Regi to rename you Matthewthebald.

Matthewthebig · 19-01-2006 04:53PM

i still have a lovable shaggy mop

just the fringe is gone

Rozabeez · 19-01-2006 05:46PM

Shabadu wrote:

Oh I'm interested alright... VERY interested. Tell me- would he object to wearing items of clothing?

Well...he has a bandana!

Shabadu · 19-01-2006 05:55PM

Matthewthebig wrote:

i still have a lovable shaggy mop

just the fringe is gone

/me rubs thighs vigorously in anticipation of fluffage

arbeitsscheuer · 19-01-2006 06:03PM

Shabadu wrote:

/me rubs thighs vigorously in anticipation of fluffage

/me rubs Shabadu's thighs vigorously in anticipation of what will result from Shab's fixation of MatthewtheBig's fluffage

tSubh Dearg · 23-01-2006 09:39PM

/me watches Seb from behind a bush and rubs her thighs

Matthewthebig · 23-01-2006 10:05PM

Lesbian!

Shabadu · 23-01-2006 10:12PM

Duck!

Matthewthebig · 23-01-2006 10:19PM

I'll duck you!

Shabadu · 23-01-2006 10:35PM

*swoon*

Sarky · 24-01-2006 05:31PM

Wait a minute.

This is GRASS!

We've been eating GRASS!

tba · 24-01-2006 05:46PM

*laughs evily

Sarky · 24-01-2006 05:47PM

You lied to me Teebs, you said it was people! Expect a solicitor's letter in the morning. I want custody of the kids.

tba · 24-01-2006 05:54PM

soil unt greens?

It is people......

duh duh dih

tSubh Dearg · 24-01-2006 06:16PM

*gasp*

Matthewthebig · 24-01-2006 07:04PM

O:

Shabadu · 24-01-2006 07:34PM

*unswoon*

Sarky · 24-01-2006 07:35PM

There are a bunch of girls dancing behind me, rehearsing for some kind of musical.

*Is hypnotised by multiple jigglings*

arbeitsscheuer · 25-01-2006 01:56PM

*Waves hand in front of Sarky's face repeatedly to break the trance...

...

No response.

Rhyme · 25-01-2006 01:59PM

*Sets up chair*

*Sets up popcorn*

*Sets up giant grin*

*Oogles*

My first 'orifice thread' post \o/

Shabadu · 25-01-2006 02:08PM

Rhyme wrote:

*Sets up chair*

*Sets up popcorn*

*Sets up giant grin*

*Oogles*

My first 'orifice thread' post \o/

O.O

You never posted in the orifice thread? Madness.

Rhyme · 25-01-2006 02:10PM

I know... problem salvéd though... mmm, salve.

Shabadu · 25-01-2006 02:20PM

Mmm... Unguents.

tSubh Dearg · 26-01-2006 06:05PM

mmmm.... Shabadu and unguents, together, Ohhh yeah!

Shabadu · 26-01-2006 06:50PM

I'll unguent YOU! *rubs thighs with unguents*

Sarky · 26-01-2006 07:15PM

Apparently, I'm throwing a party in half an hour. Oh well.

Shabadu · 26-01-2006 07:25PM

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT TO GALWAY IN HALF AN HOUR?!

Oh... I see. ;_;

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