Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky

/me begins flinging chocolate at BEAT again.

I'm helping!

BEAT

mmmm I have been eating an unsually large amount of chocolate latley...
it does help, thanks

Sarky

*SMACK*

K.O.! That's bonus points!

tSubh Dearg

Thank you all for your kind felicitations.

I think we now need to break into Space Travel!! I will go an order our moon rocket now. I think Shabadu should be in charge of organising the space food and the rest of you can fight amoungst yourself about what other essential things are needed before we become Pigs in Spaaaaaaace.....ahem I mean Orifice in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

Matthewthebig

i'll get the space monkey

Undergod

There's an episode of Bosco about outer space, I suggest you watch that to assist in your research.

Shabadu

/me stocks up on freeze died mars bars

tSubh Dearg

Hurra! Good thinking on the space monkey Moju, no space mission is complete without one!

I think we will also need space suity things, anyone want to volunteer to make those?

The rocket is coming along nicely, I've just installed the hydronics.

Matthewthebig

I'll make the suits

line up to be [strike]groped[/strike] measured

Sarky

I tried some Space Icecream once at a an Expo in DCU once.

F*cking disgusting, it was. We need REGULAR icecream, avoid the Space brand.

Matthewthebig

I have Soylent Brand

looks green though

tSubh Dearg

I've been thinking....I believe that we need to be some sort of space pirates and go around terrorising other spacefarers and stealing their stuff. Like cool robots and stuff and stuff.

I propose Sarky as the bearded charismatic space captain that gets it on with all the alien chicks.

arbeitsscheuer

Nay, he's too cynically celebate for such tomfoolery.

He prefers to watch.:cool:

tba

bags me the quite preacher with a past full of violence that I dont talk about but make plainly obvious through my actions.

Shabadu

I bags surly kick-boxing prostitute with a heart of gold.

Matthewthebig

I'll be the loveable hardass

sanncoo

Can I be the slutty one with the really slutty past but would like to turn over a new leaf but likes the sluttiness too much? Who is half alien (of course) and has regular surly moments cos she doesn't know to which species she really belongs.

tSubh Dearg

Well that seems to leave me to be the cool, logical one who seems ice-cold but really burns with an internal passion that will only emerge when I fall for the cute, naive man.

arbeitsscheuer

I spose that means I have to be the quiet, shy, retiring, nerdy type (with apt geeky glasses - natch) who is afraid of all physical contact especially violence.

But through his love for [insert female stereotypical character here] he faces up to his fear and thus, just before he is struck down defending here life and ensuring her survival, he truly... has... become...

A MAN!

Matthewthebig

shut up

geek!

arbeitsscheuer

ok, please don't hurt me!:eek:

...

Say, who is that attractive [female character] over there?
Why, her beauty almost makes me want to challenge my lifelong pacifism and physical-cowardice, and take umbrage at any threat to her well-being!

...

Ah, fcuk, now I'm dead.

Fcuking women.

Talliesin

Good morning Moneypenny, I'm back, sorry it's been so long.

No, I'm afraid I had to let people think I was dead. National security you understand.

Oh, just a scratch. I had a debate with a rather obstinate fellow in Prague, but he got the point in the end.

Well, I had just popped in to savour your charms [obstentatiously casts eyes down along Moneypenny's back, clearly taking in the curve of her buttocks and the turn of her heel], but I suppose I'd better pop in to see M.

Oh her, well yes she did add a certain flavour to my sojourn, but I always come back to you.

Ah, I'm afraid not, Queen and Country calls. But next time, definitely, dinner in the Savoy.

I know you do. Better see what the old buffer wants now then.

Jesus Christ! M's a woman. Feckin' Judy Dench, can act and everything. This is not going to go well. Bloody heck, at this rate Moneypenny will end up knowing about sexual harrassment.

Sarky

Best give her a good seeing to before then, eh?

Sarky

I spent about 15 hours watching Invader Zim last night.

I wanna make biscuits.

tSubh Dearg

Biscuits, biscuits! I like baking things. Maybe I will make biscuits tomorrow

Shabadu

Ok- Jamster, I have the following foodstuffs:

Mars Bars
Milky Ways
Galaxy Bars (all different sorts, with extra Galaxy truffle eggs)
Sherbert UFO's
Toblerones, because they're triangular, like aliens.
Those glow in the dark pigs from the orient.

Now, to blast off, we need to place this packet of bicarbonate of soda and this two litre bottle of coke through the sphincter from funky's colon to his stomach. Then we strap ourselves onto the walls, cover ourselves with flame retardent, and nature will take care of the rest.

Who will volunteer to bring these items to the tummy hole?

Shiminay

...and who's taking the horse to France?

Talliesin

No need, e'll just eat the horse here before we go.

Shabadu

I thought we had to go to France to eat horse, but sod it, if we can do it here may as well. I suggest flambé.

/me goes to get giant aerosol can and box of matches

I ate horse in france i thought it was steak it was nice