Sarky, In my orifice please.

Matthewthebig · 26-01-2006 08:19PM

where was my invite?

/me shuns Sarky

Shabadu · 26-01-2006 08:35PM

Dearest Matthew,

You are hereby cordially invited to a party chez moi, dans les pantaloons OF DOOM. Bring the usual supplies.

Shabbers xxx

Matthewthebig · 26-01-2006 08:55PM

UNF

/me gets hose, banana and monkey

Shabadu · 26-01-2006 09:43PM

Don't forget your hamster suit, cheeky-whiskerkins.

BEAT · 27-01-2006 12:17AM

party?! PArty!
I need more notice MAN, Im 3500 miles away FFS!

heheh

Im feeling much better now...I think Ill rejoin the world of Boards again

Sarky · 27-01-2006 03:30AM

That was interesting. It wasn't so much a party as it was an Invader Zim marathon.

I'm really quite sloshed at the moment. Frankly, I'm amazed I'm able to type without a spellcheck.

Matthewthebig · 27-01-2006 06:47AM

well Cathy was there!

tSubh Dearg · 27-01-2006 06:26PM

I loveded you Piggy! I loveded yoooooooouuuuuuuuuu!

Chad ghostal · 27-01-2006 11:11PM

/blows in with the tumble weed

And these "humans", they're tall, yet stupid?

tba · 28-01-2006 04:21PM

tall AND stupid

Chad ghostal · 28-01-2006 07:53PM

i blame jesus,
if he hadn't had sex with that snakes anus, then this would've never happened.. or so is my understanding of the bible.

Rhyme · 28-01-2006 07:59PM

Chad ghostal wrote:

i blame jesus,
if he hadn't had sex with that snakes anus, then this would've never happened.. or so is my understanding of the bible.

/me shakes fist

arbeitsscheuer · 28-01-2006 10:43PM

Chad ghostal wrote:

i blame jesus,
if he hadn't had sex with that snakes anus, then this would've never happened.. or so is my understanding of the bible.

I think I found the only bible-basher I'll ever need...

Chad ghostal · 30-01-2006 02:46AM

I'll take 'deep fried wolly mamoth' for 800 please bob.

i think the orifice pet has died

tSubh Dearg · 30-01-2006 11:50AM

We had a pet? No wonder it died, it never got fed!

Shabadu · 30-01-2006 01:10PM

Ah, the sphincter of life closes on another soul.

/ululates

Chad ghostal · 30-01-2006 06:07PM

i best cook it, see if it's tastey.
would anyone like to sing to the crotch while it's fryinG?

tSubh Dearg · 30-01-2006 06:23PM

I would! *sings along with Chad*

Talliesin · 31-01-2006 11:18AM

*adds garlic*

Shabadu · 31-01-2006 12:12PM

*starts trying to boss everyone around and brandishing wooden spoons*

*makes Talliesin do the dishes*

Rhyme · 31-01-2006 12:36PM

*Shakes filthily*

BlueSpiral · 31-01-2006 01:23PM

*shakes cleanily*

Talliesin · 31-01-2006 06:40PM

*deliberately drops plates and does a generally bad job to call Shabs' bluff on the wooden spoons*

Shabadu · 31-01-2006 07:06PM

ò_ó

*takes off slipper. Plastic soled.*

Talliesin · 31-01-2006 07:50PM

Ah ha! I see you remember my advice about plastic-soled slippers.

(which is, don't spank vanillas with them, they won't let you spank them again).

Blue Peter · 01-02-2006 04:16PM

What's going on?

Shabadu · 01-02-2006 04:21PM

We're about to have some delicious spit roast mammoth and spank today's designated subbie. Would you care for a drink?

Blue Peter · 01-02-2006 04:28PM

We're about to have some delicious spit roast mammoth and spank today's designated subbie. Would you care for a drink?

Still not really any clearer I'm afraid. I'm guessing a subbie isn't a kind of sandwich.

Talliesin · 01-02-2006 04:37PM

You spank sandwiches?

Weirdo!

Blue Peter · 01-02-2006 04:38PM

"spank" isn't a codeword for "eat" then?

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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