Sarky, In my orifice please.

homah_7ft · 31-12-2005 11:41PM

Does your orifice have windows?

Shabadu · 31-12-2005 11:50PM

Just one. It unclenches daily.

It's a little bit greasy.

homah_7ft · 31-12-2005 11:51PM

Too much fast food no doubt.

Shabadu · 01-01-2006 02:17AM

Actually, it's the penguins tendency to eat oily fish that causes it. I've tried taking it up with sanncoo the sanitation comissioner, but she's always so distracted by her purple vibrating nodulated dustpan.

Matthewthebig · 01-01-2006 02:51PM

good help is so hard to find

arbeitsscheuer · 01-01-2006 11:56PM

Well stop gripping the "help" so tightly then

Shabadu · 02-01-2006 12:46PM

Surely that would rend the help slightly easier to find?

GRIP TIGHTER MOJU! DON'T LET THE NODULES FRIGHTEN YOU!

sanncoo · 02-01-2006 06:06PM

It's not the nodulated dustpans fault.....it's just so nodulated and purple and whirring.....it's...it's....it's fun I tell you! Fun!!

Matthewthebig · 02-01-2006 09:52PM

NODULES!

oh noes

arbeitsscheuer · 03-01-2006 12:45AM

Don't shout so fcuking loud, otherwise everyone will want one!

Chad ghostal · 03-01-2006 12:58AM

i'll have one nodule please.

arbeitsscheuer · 03-01-2006 01:06AM

There, see what you just did?!?!

I hope you're happy.

C0cktard.

/me Grabs remaining nodules and makes good my escape

HA HA, MINE, ALL MINE!!!!

Shabadu · 03-01-2006 01:07AM

You want flies with that?

they make it vibrate.

Sarky · 03-01-2006 12:54PM

What could possibly be wrong with using insects that feed on carrion, faeces, and other waste products for sexual gratification?

Shabadu · 03-01-2006 05:15PM

If it's wrong, then I don't want to know whats right!

arbeitsscheuer · 03-01-2006 05:16PM

Ignorance is indeed bliss...

*buzzzzzzzzzzz

Mmmmmm...

sanncoo · 03-01-2006 06:13PM

*sighs contently

mmmm! Nodulated!

BEAT · 03-01-2006 09:02PM

I have a pair of nodules all to myself...you cant have them unless you surgically remove them. . .:v:

Sparky · 03-01-2006 09:20PM

BEAT wrote:

I have a pair of nodules all to myself...you cant have them unless you surgically remove them. . .:v:

gets scalpel...

you were saying.

BEAT · 03-01-2006 09:53PM

Patients are not allowed to play with the scalpels..
/me smacks sparky s hand..
now go back to your room.

tba · 03-01-2006 10:06PM

kinkeh!

Shabadu · 03-01-2006 10:34PM

teebs! I so saw someone's profile on http://okcupid.com and thought it was you so I messaged him. It wasn't you. Now he's stalking me.

funky penguin · 04-01-2006 09:02PM

Shabadu · 04-01-2006 09:31PM

rrrrrrrRAR!

BEAT · 04-01-2006 09:43PM

unf I miss unf unf Sarky Unf Unf Unf

tSubh Dearg · 05-01-2006 12:28AM

Only 4 days to go!!!

\o/

Shabadu · 05-01-2006 09:43AM

Till what, o boobalicious one?

Matthewthebig · 05-01-2006 12:12PM

em i believe it is:

YORE MA

Shabadu · 05-01-2006 12:22PM

so'syourface

Sarky · 05-01-2006 03:45PM

Marco.

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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