Sarky, In my orifice please.

BEAT

liar.
You mean to tell me you wouldnt drink hot whiskey from my flask of love?

pffft ya right :v:

Sarky

Well, if it can comfortably hold hot whiskey, then no I bloody wouldn't... :eek:

BEAT

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I have no response to that...excpet that I ,,,
well...

I dont really have a flask...yet

but I doubt Id carry it any place other than my lace hip band

BEAT

that was meant to say thigh band...

Sarky

I think, under the circumstances, it doesn't really make a lot of difference.

Ooh, last night I was accosted by three women at a cash machine. They thought my horribly cynical comments were amusing and entertaining. Not realising that I was talking about them being unable to witdraw money without group hugs, stumbling, and dropping all the cash, I called them all morons and left.

Felt great for the rest of the night.

BEAT

you just dont like it when people like you do you
humbug.

if you think about it...drinking from a flask inside a garter belt without taking it out of the garter belt could prove to be a fun game...but thats just my dirty mind at work again :v:

anyways...we both had a good night it seems ...huzzah!

Sarky

BEAT wrote:

you just dont like it when people like you do you
humbug.

It's not my fault I dislike people I wouldn't call braindead out respect for the few corpses I've seen. They do it to themselves. And as far as I'm concerned, such airheads can continue to do it to themselves.

Chad ghostal

this is a pos-i-lute-ly terrible turn of events..
there seems to be some sort of FLY on my desk..

BEAT

hmmm Ive heard of fly in my soup...but on my desk?

speaking of fly's... how many knotches till the zip-fly is all the way open on sarkys magic pants?


that is the question...


Lets ask Mr.Owl

tSubh Dearg

Mr Owl has reliably informed me: Twit Twoo twit twoo

Which translated means: Merry Christmas all those who reside in Mr F Penguin's orifice of delight.

Matthewthebig

of delight you say?

/me gets body choclate

sanncoo

Woohoo! A lathering we will go! Verrily, merrily, a lathering we will go!!

/Hops from foot to foot in anticipation.....

Capt'n Midnight

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Mr Owl has reliably informed me: Twit Twoo twit twoo

Which translated means: Merry Christmas all those who reside in Mr F Penguin's orifice of delight.

Some things you can't unimagine <cringe>

Sarky

Matthewthebig wrote:

of delight you say?

/me gets body choclate

I'm hope internal use of body chocolate is safe.

Matthewthebig

of course Sarky

now where has that delightful serving wench gone?

DAEDULUS

jesus...freaks

BEAT

Matthewthebig wrote:

now where has that delightful serving wench gone?

sorry I was...errr distracted
/me twirls over to Moju

what can I get for ya?

Matthewthebig

perfume and a plum served in a man's hat

BEAT

/me takes sombrero from Sarky's head and pours perfume de la toilet into it and plops a nice plum in for measure

whatever tickles your fancy I'spose :v:

Sarky

DAEDULUS wrote:

jesus...freaks

He certainly does, but only when the DJ plays the right music.

Matthewthebig

and he's taken those special pills

Sarky

The ones that turn all the ghosts blue and let him eat them?

Actually, the bible would be so much cooler if Jesus had been a gluttonous yellow ball that said "wakka wakka" all the time...

BEAT

sorry I had a remark to that but then the phrase...
lobster shaped devices popped back into my mind and its all I can think of...

thank you Sarky, thank you very much.
Lobster indeeed.

Matthewthebig

"jekkus jekkus"

BEAT

^ I think he's gone off the deep end kids...



in the meantime...anyone for singsong hour?

the song must be erotic to sooth my horny needs...

Matthewthebig

/me croons badly

"when i think about you i touch myself"

BEAT

hmm good start...me reclines back into chair...

Shabadu

Sarky wrote:

He certainly does, but only when the DJ plays the right music.

aaaaaaaaaaaawww

FREAK OUT!

Le freak, c'est chic.

Gwan the Jesus!

Matthewthebig

for his next trick, jesus will turn water into FUNK!

Shabadu

Eeeeeeewww