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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *stares in to her glass

    *Squints at Bartender Sarky

    Bartenderzzzzz....I'll have anuzzer one of the - hic- sssse!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sorry, the blender blew a fuse. In any case, we've run out of kittens.

    Can I interest you in a beaten orphan cripple sandwich instead?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *Ponders

    Does it come with fries (hic)?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    thaedydal wrote:
    http://cuteoverload.com/
    flaming death to them all

    Since when are flying squirrels cute, anyway... they looked like they'd shrank in the wash, all wrinkly and small and and and... I've had too much dying orphan adrenaline and it's gonig to my head...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me drops roofies in sanncoo's drink

    mwhahahaha


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    More wine! More wine!!

    /me falls off stool


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    me helps Jammy up,
    and puts another glass of wine in hand...fastens ass to seat with belt.
    that otta hold ya

    /me tapdances away


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    the word assoc is catching up ...I want to see some elbow grease people!
    get to typing!


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    I


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    will


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    get


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    the


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    monkey


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    balls


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    rolling


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos1721/6/41/56/82/96/0/96825641608_0_ALB.jpg

    My mom took a picture of her cat with the digicam saturday and the eyes are glowig such a vibrant green it looks like he is shooting beams out!
    Super cat!

    open the link above to see him...its freaky!!!!
    I dont know how to paste just the photo,
    I named him Oscar :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Freakin' wowzers... I want one for Christmas!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *stares at MOJU RULES tattoo on her left butt cheek

    How the hell did that there?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    it was a wonderful night

    how the hell could you forget me?

    /me runs of crying


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *winces in pain as she sits down..tattoo is strategically placed!

    Moju..don't! It meant..........loads!!


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Bah


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭sportswear


    hello . i am sportswear.

    sports wear


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I'm sure it did

    /me bursts into tears

    always the same

    love me and leave me

    I'm just too sexy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me kicks MoJu to the kerb


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me kerb-crawls MoJu

    /me waves bag of sweets, porno and booze luringly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


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    MUSHROOM MUSHROOM


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I like mushroom soup.

    There, I said it. Are you happy now? Well? ARE YOU?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    ?_?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    !_!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    ...




    touché


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