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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #4202
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    but why not? sure there is enough tea to go around the world. . .

    ur not dying are you?


    dont forget to put me on your will ;)


    *the beard, magic pants and disco thong will do, oh and dont forget the kilt*


  • #4203
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Pff, you KNOW whatever I write in my will, Shabadu and MoJu will tamper with it so that they get everything, perhaps leaving you with a token beard hair, resulting in a made-for-TV3 movie of one woman against the odds in search of justice, or somesuch...


  • #4204
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Justice in this case meaning hot kilt-on-thong action, obviously.


  • #4205
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    nothing not 3500 miles, not even the great moju or shabs could keep me from the Beard/Kilt/thong/pants!
    it would be a fight to the death I tells ya!
















    Im nasty when I need to be /eveel giggle


  • #4206
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sure you are, BEAT, sure you are.

    :v:


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  • #4207
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    what...you dont think I could devise an eveeeel plan to take over teh world? or even...your pants?


  • #4208
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My pants are a FORTRESS. They are impregnable. IMPREGNABLE I TELL YOU!


  • #4209
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    pssst
    maybe if you let a gurl steal ur pants ud be a little more laid back :v:


  • #4210
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Look, we've been THROUGH this. Girls scare me. Girls and socks with individual toes.


  • #4211
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ooh, and wasps. Ghastly little buggers, wasps. Can't stand them...


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  • #4212
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    *shudders*
    wasps are devils with wings, they scare the living crap out of me...
    but the same can be said for most girls...
    so I do sympathise with you :p


  • #4213
    Undergod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Socks with individual toes are disappointingly uncomfortable.


  • #4214
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    so when are we getting our stuff from πkea?

    ie flatpacked nerd stuff


  • #4215
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    bartender where is my drink?


  • #4216
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i'll get it for you right away sir


    /decapitates buxom virgin
    /empties all bodily fliuds into filthy trough
    /garnishs with baby vomit
    /slides trough down the bar at moju


    ugh.. that'll be 309 eurons.


  • #4217
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    and good at that price?

    where's the regular bartender though?

    Sarky always had some great stories


  • #4218
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *grabs a stool next to Moju

    Hey Moju! Long time no type? What you drinkin'?


  • #4219
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Virgin juice avec le vomitte de bébé.

    Pff, uncultured yobbos...

    Shabadu! Stop kicking the Lurv Tester! If it said Cold Fish it said Cold Fish! No refunds!


  • #4220
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    /me hoola dances virgin juice over to moju


  • #4221
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And when did I hire Chad? Was I drunk at the time? If so, did I do anything else embarrassing?


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  • #4222
    edibility
    Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    big fish

    little fish

    CARDBOARD BOX


  • #4223
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Sarky wrote:
    If so, did I do anything else embarrassing?

    /me giggles


    pssssst ur not wearing any pants...


  • #4224
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ebon, you're alive!

    Are you saying I did something to these fish? Did I eat them?


  • #4225
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    edibility wrote:
    big fish

    little fish

    CARDBOARD BOX
    unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce
    unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce
    unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce


  • #4226
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about...


  • #4227
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    fish and chips?




    mmmmm chips


  • #4228
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I ate half a bag of oven chips just there.

    I don't feel great. I'm never trusting a vegetarian to cook food again. The little buggers just can't be trusted...


  • #4229
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I hear they like to kill and eat kittens.

    Well maybe not eat, but they like doing nasty, unspeakable things to them...


  • #4230
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    http://cuteoverload.com/
    flaming death to them all


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  • #4231
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's a well known scientific fact that there exists a relationship between how cute something looks and how tasty it would be if killed, gutted, and baked in a pie.

    Or X(cute)= Y(tasty)^2


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