Guy Wingfield Horan

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 02-10-2005 9:42pm

*walks in in party gear with bottle and blonde to find that the trap has just been sprung with no-one in it*

*confused*Wtf?

elephamt king · 04-10-2005 8:55pm

gimmee that! *grabs bottle*
*brandishes bottle*
now get in the trap!

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 04-10-2005 8:57pm

Where should I leave this?*motions to blonde*

elephamt king · 04-10-2005 9:03pm

i dunno, closet?
*continues brandishing*

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 04-10-2005 9:08pm

Oh okay. *puts in closet and steps into trap*

smiley_knees · 04-10-2005 9:22pm

*subtly joins blonde in closet*
What? you never said it was a girl *evil grin*

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 04-10-2005 9:27pm

Never checked!

smiley_knees · 05-10-2005 6:44pm

Should it not have been obvious?? At least I have an excuse...Can't see a damn thing in this closet...

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 05-10-2005 7:14pm

David Bowie's blonde. Not always obvious is it? Also think Marc Bolan and Freddie Mercury circa 1975.

Per Liefsonson · 05-10-2005 9:10pm

Jeff Hanneman has really, really blond hair. Although he's in Slayer.... The mystery blond could be John 5 (ex-Manson guitarist). Well he does wear lipstick you know.

elephamt king · 05-10-2005 9:10pm

Marc Bolan, eh?
*steals closet*

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 05-10-2005 10:06pm

But...! The trap!

Per Liefsonson · 06-10-2005 5:24pm

Fine, fine. I'LL be the one who gets trapped. *steps into trap* *gasp* Oh no!! How will I ever escape?! Is this the end of Per!?

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 06-10-2005 6:41pm

Hey! I'm meant to get trapped not you! :mad:

Per Liefsonson · 06-10-2005 6:57pm

Yeah but you're too busy with your blond/es.

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 06-10-2005 8:47pm

Gráinne is keeping her/him/them under control. Now would you kindly let me into the trap and wait your turn?

Per Liefsonson · 06-10-2005 8:58pm

Fine, fine, fine...

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 06-10-2005 9:26pm

*steps into trap* Guy, Marc's not in there, he'll be here later, so could you please spring the trap?

elephamt king · 07-10-2005 8:37pm

Mr.D.Leprachaun wrote:

*steps into trap* Guy, Marc's not in there, he'll be here later, so could you please spring the trap?

what the hell are you talking about?

Now wheres that cake?

Danni the Girl · 07-10-2005 9:25pm

Eeek!

Very very late cause I kinda just remembered this place exists... but...

Guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hug* Love you loads

Think you were the first non-girl I ever *spoke* to [did I mention the whole went-to-CTYI-right-out-of-Sixth-class-thing] and... and... you're wonderful

And never, ever, ever another face in the crowd.

D.

elephamt king · 08-10-2005 7:58pm

tanky doodles danni, *hugs back*, i take it youve got a few more years at ctyi*envy*

smiley_knees · 09-10-2005 11:16pm

Hey everyone!
Can we get a bit of Guy appreciation goin ghere??
Hugs & kisses
-G

elephamt king · 10-10-2005 12:18am

Grainne, i swear im gonna poke your kidneys till you pee, or bleeed, perhaps both...hmm, yes that would suffice.
also, i never had a black hat, liar.
also,also, 400th post *shakes nearby cat for change in celebration*
wait a minute,why is there a cat in my house?

smiley_knees · 10-10-2005 8:12pm

I know! How and ever, I didn't draw a flamey hat coz
a) i was lazy, and
b) You never wore it this year, you big homo! get your facts straight in future!!!
As to the kidney poking part, well Mr. Guy, i think you'll find I can be equally as ruthless...*cough*ankles*cough*
Hmmm, you'kll have to come to the Nov/5th reunion to poke me!!! Though you did send Dave Franklin to do you're dirty work last time...

Undergod · 10-10-2005 8:50pm

Grainne m'darlin, the likeness is uncanny.

So much so, I will not correct the above post's grammar.

elephamt king · 11-10-2005 10:26pm

Undergod wrote:

Grainne m'darlin, the likeness is uncanny.

So much so, I will not correct the above post's grammar.

In relation to the grammar, she's a drummer with big boobs, what did you expect?

Raphael · 11-10-2005 10:48pm

Very Rhythmic sex?

elephamt king · 12-10-2005 9:27pm

you'd be surprised at the amount of drummers with sh1t rhythm.
grainne has good rhythm, im just saying in general, same for bassists, people who are sh1t at guitar pick up bass or sit at drums and are still sh1t.

smiley_knees · 14-10-2005 10:54am

Yeah, the grammar did suck.. It'd would have been better were I not having sex with Guy's mother at the time!!! (oh yeah, I went there)

grainne has good rhythm,

Thank you!!!

You be an uber-cool bassist, mon chere!

Very Rhythmic sex?

Lol! You know it Raph

It wasn't me! · 16-10-2005 8:56pm

Yeah, Guy's the only bassist I've played with who can keep going whilst nearly falling over laughing at Pierce's "innovative" drumming.

elephamt king · 17-10-2005 1:04am

lol, tbh i was laughing at the "error in connection" between your guitar and amp, it was comforting to know that "every effort was being made to rectify the situation" *kick,kick*;)

It wasn't me! · 18-10-2005 7:03pm

That was irritating. I forgot to put the cable over the strap and I must have stepped on it and pulled it out. So stupid...

smiley_knees · 18-10-2005 7:51pm

Ahh yes, and the Electro Magnetic Pulse emitted from the Russian satalite at that particular time caused a slippery slope chain of events causing the guitar to implode!!!
See, I can speak musique...:cool:

Undergod · 18-10-2005 7:57pm

smiley_knees wrote:

Ahh yes, and the Electro Magnetic Pulse emitted from the Russian satalite at that particular time caused a slippery slope chain of events causing the guitar to implode!!!
See, I can speak musique...:cool:

In the minor pentatonic starting on F#. Ending with a IV-I cadence.

smiley_knees · 18-10-2005 8:04pm

Indeed. I take your point.
However, such a cadence cannot be achieved without the correct atmospheric pressure and wind velocity to determine it's volatility in a refluxing condition.

Undergod · 19-10-2005 1:34pm

smiley_knees wrote:

...to determine it's volatility...

"It is volatility?" What the hell does that mean?

Raphael · 19-10-2005 4:43pm

/me positively charges Bill then throws him into a cyclotron

SCIENCE WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH!

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 19-10-2005 4:45pm

Because nothing else could be so volitile it is the epitomy of volatility, IT IS VOLITILITY! *lightening*

Or maybe Gráinne's just a sloppy typist.

smiley_knees · 19-10-2005 7:31pm

Mr.D.Leprachaun wrote:

Or maybe Gráinne's just a sloppy typist.

*backhand across the face*
You question my authority, boy!?!

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 19-10-2005 8:34pm

No Mistress1:( :eek: Must I be put on the rack again Mistress?;)

Raphael · 19-10-2005 8:48pm

Well, Grainne DOES have a large enough rack to retrain and torture someone on...

smiley_knees · 20-10-2005 8:04pm

GO **** YOURSELF R4PH!!!
*pulls jacket self-consciously over said feature*
I'm gonna get a complex...*tear*

Raphael · 20-10-2005 8:42pm

An apartment complex? Built within your cleavage? Wouldn't surprise me.

It wasn't me! · 20-10-2005 9:29pm

Zing!

smiley_knees · 21-10-2005 8:00pm

*kicks R4ph mercilessly till he's lying in a big pool of his own blood*
What is your obsession with my cleavage??? I'm sure Cat would be interested to know about all this...Hmmm?
...
*kicks some more*

Raphael · 21-10-2005 8:17pm

I'm not obsessed with your cleaveage, I just have an interest in geography.

It wasn't me! · 22-10-2005 9:22pm

Mountainous regions and such... Ah, this is getting cruel.

elephamt king · 23-10-2005 7:38pm

It wasn't me! wrote:

Mountainous regions and such... Ah, this is getting cruel.

that was the joke.

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 23-10-2005 8:59pm

I thought at first that that was "ah, this is getting cruel" as in let's stop now but then I remembered it was Dave so it's more likely as in "YEAH!"

It wasn't me! · 23-10-2005 9:01pm

Yeah, but big-boobed drummers need it pointed out to them.

Guy Wingfield Horan

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