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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Maybe it was multiple choice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    No it was debating.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Did you, *snigger* did you present a good rebuttal?

    *Titter*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Go to sleep! Jesus! Why is noone else in awe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Of Sarky? We all are.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Because you've never once demonstrated anything like a 99% competence with English on these fourms?

    On another note, I was surprised to see Pighead back in AH. I wonder how long it'll be before he gets banned again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Right thats it im scanning that up!! I am good at arguing! Wait till I upload my test!! Hahahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me gets out large red marker


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    have a cup cake jezza


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Sarky wrote:
    On another note, I was surprised to see Pighead back in AH. I wonder how long it'll be before he gets banned again.

    wanna do a pool?

    I say Sept 30th at 6pm


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Can I come?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    jezza wrote:
    Can I come?


    Go masturbate and find out. Be sure to post the results up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Haha!! Your a funnie bugga ain't ya!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Well done Jezza- you obviously studied hard/made cromulent points to do so well. I for one have noticed that your grammar and punctuation have come along in leaps and bounds.

    Pighead i'm guessing will cop on this time. Mebbe. He *could* be a good poster if he, you know, totally changed?

    Any other news?

    Oh yes, pertaining to the previous page, /me strokes Sarky.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I feel so loved.

    Well, not so much loved as used, but I'm willing to settle for what I can get.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Thank you!!! *she wasn't being sarcastic was she?*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarky wrote:
    I feel so loved.

    Well, not so much loved as used, but I'm willing to settle for what I can get.
    You should be grateful.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    jezza wrote:
    Thank you!!! *she wasn't being sarcastic was she?*

    No she wasn't jezza.

    But you didn't even thank me for the cup cake! I spent all day baking that for you! :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I didnt see it. Sorry hun...*hugs*.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    It's too late for apologies now! *runs off crying*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    :-S Dont be sad... Its nearly my birthday.... And if you and Yeller feel up to having out with me and my mates! *which I VERY much doubt* Ye can join us! ;p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    can i come?

    if you are 17 or older i will help you enjoy your birthday

    as i am the worlds tallest doctor and then according to certain people should be matched in all areas


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    jezza wrote:
    :-S Dont be sad... Its nearly my birthday.... And if you and Yeller feel up to having out with me and my mates! *which I VERY much doubt* Ye can join us! ;p
    aww thanx for the invite , what dates the big day?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Im 17 years old on the 7th october!
    And its a club crawl!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    if you are 17 or older i will help you enjoy your birthday

    you have caused lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    if you are 17 or older i will help you enjoy your birthday
    Ah, Matthew's quest to manage to be found attractive by someone approximately his own age continues.

    Question for Matthew. Have you actually tried asking people out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Talli Sush don't ruin it.

    Matt just remember 'Safey First'.

    /Goes back to her growing Sarky homuncului in jars.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    How's the batch coming along. Remember, I'm down for the one with the extra-long beard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    hehe.
    older women wuv you matt.
    (go for it. young chicks dont have a clue anyways.)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Who said it was just women?


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