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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #782
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I SEE ALL!


    That'll make you blush in the shower...


  • #783
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    its making me blush right now :D


  • #784
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And in the shower, right?


  • #785
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    This is making me blush


  • #786
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Sarky wrote:
    And in the shower, right?
    *giggle* yes the shower too


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  • #787
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Steveire wrote:
    This is making me blush

    It's making ME horny.


  • #788
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    sarky has that effect on people


  • #789
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    I'd like to play her Xbox


  • #790
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    in the shower


  • #791
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    *Hey Nonny Nonny*


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  • #792
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    That dance. Its just so... Mesmerising ing ng nn g g g g.


  • #793
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Imagine getting email notification of every new post in TCN. WoWzA!


  • #794
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    yea coolio


  • #795
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me goes back to spying on Funky Penguin.

    Holy crap! :eek:


  • #796
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Steveire wrote:
    Imagine getting email notification of every new post in TCN. WoWzA!


    I get that, and i archieve all my e-mails. Still, I've only used 1% of my g-mail account space! :)

    /Me undresses in my window for Sarky.

    *Hey Nonny nonny*


  • #797
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    me undresses in the shower for sarky


  • #798
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    why only a few weeks?
    training them for somethinG?
    crazy lady and her idea's of world domination, coffee and tv..
    brain dead virtually..
    take me away from this big bad world..


    Nah it just turned up out the back garden one day, then it flew into the neighbours and the 2 dogs in there ate him!


  • #799
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Rozabeez wrote:
    Nah it just turned up out the back garden one day, then it flew into the neighbours and the 2 dogs in there ate him!
    Chickens can't fly!


  • #800
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Oh yes they can! *panto style*


  • #801
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    They're behind you!


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  • #802
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Rozabeez wrote:
    Nah it just turned up out the back garden one day, then it flew into the neighbours and the 2 dogs in there ate him!

    lol


  • #803
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    jesus.jpg


  • #804
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Jesus lols you!


  • #805
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Okay as offiacl mouth piece of Sarky the god, I declare myself and OLDYELLAR to be High Priestess of his Cult. Funky Penguin can be Chief Eunuch, a very privileged position :)


  • #806
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    so long as we get uniforms >??


  • #807
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me bows in front of priestess


  • #808
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    continue with the bowing


  • #809
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    hmmm maybe we should make Matt the Under Eunuch and Chief Minion?

    We get low cut diaphonous gowns to wear and tastedful crown like headpieces


  • #810
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me continues bowing


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  • #811
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    hmmm maybe we should make Matt the Under Eunuch and Chief Minion?

    We get low cut diaphonous gowns to wear and tastedful crown like headpieces
    i like it , f*ck yea to the crowns too!

    yea Matt can now officially be our minion :)


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