Fake Tan!!

Doc · 29-04-2004 01:46PM

Would any of you guys put on fake tan?

I'd consider it if I was on a sun holiday as I burn easy and so cant be bothered to sit out in the sun but I hate being so pail on holidays when everyone else seems to have a tan.

What do the girls think about a guy putting on fake tan?

Lainey · 29-04-2004 01:51PM

no. its double standards but no..

a friend of mine used to burn easily on holidays so i suggested he try a sunbed before he went.. he started on it for only 5 mins gradually building it up and he got a colour on holidays.. not vanity as such with him, just he was sick of burning and burning on hols..

Ryvita · 29-04-2004 02:02PM

Originally posted by Asok
Those pants do make your arse look big.

Do they? Do you think so? Really? Maybe if I put on some fake tan over them it might have a slimming effect?

PLEASE LIKE ME!!!!!!!

PersonalJesus · 29-04-2004 02:04PM

To be honest it would look as gay as christmas in san fran(not that theres anything wrong with being gay) but people would either think ure gay and vain or just vain.

People questioned my sexuality because i own a pair of hairstraightners. I have long hair for god sake.

Doc · 29-04-2004 02:18PM

Well I don’t think I would use fake tan. I don’t think id be able to buy it in the shop out of embarrassment and I think I'd put it on wrong and have big finger streaks all over me.

ravenhead · 29-04-2004 02:29PM

Originally posted by pork99
This might help

Gets into all those odd corners

Sarky · 29-04-2004 02:30PM

I'd never put my lips anywhere near skin with fake tan on it. Orange women are missing out...

Ryvita · 29-04-2004 02:33PM

Originally posted by Sarky
I'd never put my lips anywhere near skin with fake tan on it. Orange women are missing out...

Maybe you could practise on this?

ravenhead · 29-04-2004 02:33PM

Originally posted by Sarky
I'd never put my lips anywhere near skin with fake tan on it. Orange women are missing out...

U probably have already without even knowing it ....

Lainey · 29-04-2004 02:36PM

Originally posted by Sarky
I'd never put my lips anywhere near skin with fake tan on it. Orange women are missing out...

your obviously thinking of women who wear tango tans.. if its on properly you wouldnt even know it's fake.. :rolleyes:

Sarky · 29-04-2004 02:36PM

Most definately not. I dislike any and all forms of makeup.

Ryvita · 29-04-2004 02:38PM

Originally posted by Lainey
your obviously thinking of women who wear tango tans.. if its on properly you wouldnt even know it's fake.. :rolleyes:

I'm not so sure Lainey. I mean if you see women in ireland walking around with tans in April you really have to wonder how they got it?

ravenhead · 29-04-2004 02:45PM

Originally posted by Ryvita
I'm not so sure Lainey. I mean if you see women in ireland walking around with tans in April you really have to wonder how they got it?

But most girls with any bit of sense make sure that it's subtle -- Less is more....

PersonalJesus · 29-04-2004 02:47PM

Well if less is more.......

How about none at all?

Bloody wimin who knows how there minds work. Pink things and kittens etc

Delerium · 29-04-2004 02:49PM

Hey, chlorine removes fake tan.
That's why I always avoid swimming pools on holiday cos all my effort from the night before dissappears immediately.

It's even mentioned on one of the fake tan websites, can't remember which one.

And for you guys out there who moan about it:

Please understand that some of us CAN NOT tan naturally, no matter what. Physical impossibility. Some of us have been teased to death about our pale skin and freckles. So fake tan is a god-send to some of us, cos it is the only way we will EVER get a tan............. and not appear the usual blue colour

Ryvita · 29-04-2004 02:50PM

Originally posted by ravenhead
But most girls with any bit of sense make sure that it's subtle -- Less is more....

True enough. Its nice to tone down the bottle milk white skin a little. It looks healthier. I really think most men would not be able to spot a subtle bit of colour.

ravenhead · 29-04-2004 02:52PM

Originally posted by PersonalJesus
Well if less is more.......

How about none at all?

Bloody wimin who knows how there minds work. Pink things and kittens etc

Ye're not supposed to know - that's the whole point!!!!

Sarky · 29-04-2004 02:54PM

Originally posted by Delerium
And for you guys out there who moan about it:

Please understand that some of us CAN NOT tan naturally, no matter what. Physical impossibility. Some of us have been teased to death about our pale skin and freckles. So fake tan is a god-send to some of us, cos it is the only way we will EVER get a tan............. and not appear the usual blue colour

You know, you could just stand up for yourself and be happy with your appearance, and not give in to such teasing...

Also, red-heads freckle. Tan with red hair is unnatural and replusive to me.

ravenhead · 29-04-2004 02:54PM

Originally posted by Ryvita
True enough. Its nice to tone down the bottle milk white skin a little. It looks healthier. I really think most men would not be able to spot a subtle bit of colour.

Very true - most of them wouldn't notice anyway ....... MEN .... they really don't have a clue about what it takes for girls to get ready for a big night out..

ravenhead · 29-04-2004 02:54PM

Originally posted by Sarky
You know, you could just stand up for yourself and be happy with your appearance, and not give in to such teasing...

Also, red-heads freckle. Tan with red hair is unnatural and replusive to me.

ravenhead · 29-04-2004 02:54PM

Originally posted by Sarky
You know, you could just stand up for yourself and be happy with your appearance, and not give in to such teasing...

Also, red-heads freckle. Tan with red hair is unnatural and replusive to me.

????? Y????

tman · 29-04-2004 02:56PM

Originally posted by ravenhead
Very true - most of them wouldn't notice anyway ....... MEN .... they really don't have a clue about what it takes for girls to get ready for a big night out..

i thought you did it for yourselves... not men?

/me scratches head

ravenhead · 29-04-2004 02:58PM

Originally posted by tman
i thought you did it for yourselves... not men?

/me scratches head

We do ...... I'm just saying that guys can't really tell when we have it on ... well that's if its done right (& yes there have been a lot of mistakes by girls). But most girls are quiet good at putting it on so you wouldnt even notice that is fake

Ryvita · 29-04-2004 03:01PM

Originally posted by tman
i thought you did it for yourselves... not men?

/me scratches head

Everyone likes to look nice ... it makes you feel good about yourself. Even if we do want to look good for men what's the problem? It's called going on the Pull?

I asked earlier in this thread why do we go to all this trouble? I've been thinking about it and I realise that I actually like getting dressed up for a night out. I like the actual getting ready part. I like going out with the feeling that I look good. I feel better about myself and have more confidence. It's not all the make-up etc. that attracts men (if I do) it's the confidence in yourself and you being in a good mood that shines through.

ravenhead · 29-04-2004 03:06PM

Originally posted by Ryvita
Everyone likes to look nice ... it makes you feel good about yourself. Even if we do want to look good for men what's the problem? It's called going on the Pull?

I asked earlier in this thread why do we go to all this trouble? I've been thinking about it and I realise that I actually like getting dressed up for a night out. I like the actual getting ready part. I like going out with the feeling that I look good. I feel better about myself and have more confidence. It's not all the make-up etc. that attracts men (if I do) it's the confidence in yourself and you being in a good mood that shines through.

Exactly.... behind it all we really do it for ourselves &if it helps to pull mores the better

Aurther Hugh · 29-04-2004 03:08PM

bleugh

Lainey · 29-04-2004 03:10PM

that would just sicken ya.. 'i don't like fake tans , i don't like women to wear make up, i like natural women' whinge whinge whinge... men are always at this and yet time and time again i have seen them turn into big sappy dogs with tongues hanging out when a babe walks in and it's obvious to every woman there that she has fake tan on, make up (maybe subltle) but there, long polished nails, hair coloured and straightened to within inch of its life, her body pulled to bits from waxing. and fair play to her i say.. she obv not there to impress the geeks who like this and don't like that.. she there to look and feel great and have a good time with the fine thing at the bar..

Ryvita · 29-04-2004 03:13PM

Originally posted by Lainey
that would just sicken ya.. 'i don't like fake tans , i don't like women to wear make up, i like natural women' whinge whinge whinge... men are always at this and yet time and time again i have seen them turn into big sappy dogs with tongues hanging out when a babe walks in and it's obvious to every woman there that she has fake tan on, make up (maybe subltle) but there, long polished nails, hair coloured and straightened to within inch of its life, her body pulled to bits from waxing. and fair play to her i say.. she obv not there to impress the geeks who like this and don't like that.. she there to look and feel great and have a good time with the fine thing at the bar..

You tell 'em Lainey!

tman · 29-04-2004 03:16PM

right on sister!

Ryvita · 29-04-2004 03:18PM

Originally posted by tman
right on sister!

Your just one of the girls really t"man"

Fake Tan!!

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