Fake Tan!!

ravenhead

Originally posted by Placebo
Ha, are u in university ravenhead ?

No ... finished a couple of years ago...why??

PersonalJesus

If this thread continues any longer existence itself will end.

See what me and me big mouth started bloody well started!

Please feel free to kill me and the yourselves!

Sleepy

For the love of Jeff:rolleyes:

Personally, I hate the stuff. I can't think of one good reason for a girl to wear fake tan but if you want to look like a muppet, that's your perogative. Just as it's the perogative of gothlings to pale their skin and wear nothing but black. Ye look as stupid as each other but then, who's to say that you don't think I look stupid in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt?

Different strokes etc.

And please girls, can we have less of the "you go girl" nonsense?

tman

Originally posted by Sleepy
And please girls, can we have less of the "you go girl" nonsense?

right on bro

Bard

Originally posted by Slutmonkey57b

Girls who wear fake tan are classy classy, independant, intelligent women who aren't slappers at all.

And anyone who says different is a soothsayer.

Sooth sooth sooth sooth sooth....

Lainey

Originally posted by Sleepy
For the love of Jeff:rolleyes:

Personally, I hate the stuff. I can't think of one good reason for a girl to wear fake tan but if you want to look like a muppet, that's your perogative. Just as it's the perogative of gothlings to pale their skin and wear nothing but black. Ye look as stupid as each other but then, who's to say that you don't think I look stupid in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt?

Different strokes etc.

And please girls, can we have less of the "you go girl" nonsense?

sleepy... your all missing ravenheads point, hence the arguments.. she agrees with ye on the score of don't slap on orange tan, don't try to overdose yourself in tan when your colouring doesn't suit.. she and myself, were only pointing out that if it is put on properly then it does suit some people, esp, dark haired, dark skinned people.. i would put it on sometimes depending on the clothes i'm wearing and noone notices it even.. and believe me, i have friends who would love to slag ya so it would be said..

ravenhead

Originally posted by Lainey
sleepy... your all missing ravenheads point, hence the arguments.. she agrees with ye on the score of don't slap on orange tan, don't try to overdose yourself in tan when your colouring doesn't suit.. she and myself, were only pointing out that if it is put on properly then it does suit some people, esp, dark haired, dark skinned people.. i would put it on sometimes depending on the clothes i'm wearing and noone notices it even.. and believe me, i have friends who would love to slag ya so it would be said..

Thanks Lainey, I couldn't have said it better myself....

Chinafoot

that should have been on the Humour Board.
quite possibly the funniest thing i've read in a long time.

Lainey

Originally posted by peachypants
that should have been on the Humour Board.
quite possibly the funniest thing i've read in a long time.

whys that.. ???

Chinafoot

Originally posted by Lainey
whys that.. ???

i just found it funny. but i suppose that makes me a big bra-burning, baggy clothes wearing feminist like Seraphina?

thanx for brightening up my day girls.

ravenhead

Originally posted by peachypants
i just found it funny. but i suppose that makes me a big bra-burning, baggy clothes wearing feminist like Seraphina?

thanx for brightening up my day girls.

Thats what we're here for ... to amuse & entertain......:p

Chinafoot

Originally posted by ravenhead
Thats what we're here for ... to amuse & entertain......:p

and u do it SO well.

now id rather not be held responsible for starting up this pathetic thread again.

buh-bye

Seraphina

too late peachypants, i already noticed this

Originally posted by peachypants
but i suppose that makes me a big bra-burning, baggy clothes wearing feminist like Seraphina?

where did THAT come from?

GuanYin

Are you gals *still* harping on about this?

Doodee

Syke, leave em too it.
When will *cute* women realise that writing or talking to people about stuff doesn't work, and the only way to resolve issues is in a paddling pool with your skimpiest bikini and lots of lotion.

*sigh*
some day i hope

GuanYin

Originally posted by Doodee
Syke, leave em too it.
When will *cute* women realise that writing or talking to people about stuff doesn't work, and the only way to resolve issues is in a paddling pool with your skimpiest bikini and lots of lotion.

*sigh*
some day i hope

I'm off to watch Wild Things again......

Chinafoot

Originally posted by Seraphina


where did THAT come from?

that wasnt a dig at you seraphina, i was referring to this response made to your comment about how ridiculous the whole thing was and how it píssed you off.

Originally posted by Ryvita
I mean we should burn our bras and wear really baggy clothes and stuff. The aim should be to look as unattractive as possible. We won't buy into that crap! I mean like I know being female there's no way I could be interested in my appearence and be taken seriously! Firstly my little brain couldn't handle the pressure of doing two things at once for a start. And you know men probably won't take me serious if I wear fake tan or makeup and try to look well.

and no we're not still harping on about it.......i just thought it was funny.

Doodee

god. its pretty clear that if women were a seperate race, they would probably have wiped themselves out long ago.

Chinafoot

Originally posted by Doodee
god. its pretty clear that if women were a seperate race, they would probably have wiped themselves out long ago.

im only trying to let seraphina know that i wasnt trying to be offensive to her.

sheesh.....sor-ry!

GuanYin

Originally posted by peachypants
im only trying to let seraphina know that i wasnt trying to be offensive to her.

sheesh.....sor-ry!

Doodee is First Prime to Seraphina, cross her and incurr his wrath.

DiscoStu

While in Liffey Valley on sunday to see Kill Bill 2 i happened to walk past a woman and her boyfriend. as i passed the couple the woman turned to her partner and uttered, "What did they do before fake tan?" This woman is clearly operating on a higher plane than the rest of humanity so i salute you, Fake Tan Girl, where ever you are.

Doodee

Originally posted by syke
Doodee is First Prime to Seraphina, cross her and incurr his wrath.

rofl.

spudster101

Women could still pull easily enough before fake tan became popular, why not now?

I think a few skin blemishes are sexy.

Sleepy

Whatever ye think girls, fake tan is always noticeable. Yes it works for the purposes of photos but think about it, J Lo looks attractive in most photos you see of her. It's called air-brushing. In person, fake tan is always noticeable and I don't think I know a single guy that likes it on girls.

Fake tan is about as classy as peroxide hair, which itself is about as sexy as a used condom stuck to a carpet. By all means use a light amount of make-up to accentuate what you've got. Plastering foundation over acne doesn't work so why do so many women thing that plastering fake tan over it will? Make-up isn't meant to be a complete face-mask, it's an adornment and at that, one wear the simple rule less is more is VERY true.

A tan, real or otherwise, is not sexy. Neither is bleached blonde hair. Neither are hoop earings, too much jewelry or wearing hooker boots with a short skirt and low-cut top. That's called trashy. It's taking your idea of what's sexy from cheap strippers and whores. Which, lets face it, just aren't sexy. You want sexy? Look at Audrey Hepburn, Gretta Garbo, Brigitte Bardot or in more modern times Ashley Judd, Kiera Knightly or Natalie Portman. What do they all have in common? In a word: class. That's sexy to any man with a brain. If you want a slack jawed yokel, dress trashy, you'll find one soon enough. Want the nice guys to approach you instead of the yokels? If you've enough brains to be classy, you have my point by now. If not, enjoy being a trucker's wife.

blue cuba

Some fake tan smells like cornflakes - can be off putting in the sack.

Mind you I'd say I don't smell of roses

strawberry

I recommend a trip to China - they love white people there, if you have a tan, you're a peasant.

GuanYin

Originally posted by strawberry
I recommend a trip to China - they love white people there, if you have a tan, you're a peasant.

Says the girl with the year long tan (thats not an insult )

Ryvita

Originally posted by peachypants
and u do it SO well.

now id rather not be held responsible for starting up this pathetic thread again.

buh-bye

Maybe you shouldn't take it all so seriously?

:rolleyes:

Civilian_Target

Peaches vs Seraphina would be an interesting fight I'm sure

Chinafoot

Originally posted by Ryvita
Maybe you shouldn't take it all so seriously?

:rolleyes:

eh who was being serious? i just thought it was funny!

god ya cant say anything on here.