Fake Tan!!

Karoma

here here! burn your bra?

tman

Originally posted by Ryvita
I'm just reading this thtread and asking myself why do we do this? Does it really make a difference?

Why do we go to all this trouble when men don't?

What happened to feminism?

I say this as someone who wears fake tan, makeup, uncomfortable shoes!

because you're dumb broads?

ravenhead

Originally posted by Going Demented
Baking Soda gets it off or at least "tones" it down. I kid you not. I had a disaster with fake tan a few months ago and this worked in toning it down. It kinda feels like your skin is burning when you put it on your damp skin and wash it off but it's either that or stay umpa lumpa style.

but the tan was fab when you put it on & now its a couple of days later & its starting to come off but it's coming off all patchy & horrible looking & you've tried exfoliating, moisturising etc & it hasn't gotten any better!!! I really want to show the legs this weekend but with the state of this I can't -- NEVER USE THIS TAN!!!!!

Ryvita

m-m-m-my Karoma ...

Bras are functional ... back support and all that ...

Nice try though!

Ryvita

'Originally' posted by tman
because you're dumb broads?

Can you say "Original response"?

Asok

Originally posted by tman
because you're dumb broads?

Sssshhh tman your trollling is keeping these ladies from the housework they should be doing.

ravenhead

Originally posted by tman
because you're dumb broads?

So your telling me that if your g/f let herself go & didn't bother anymore you wouldn't look else where????

& by the way - we don't do it for you guys - we do it for each other!!!!!!!! (Girls will know what I mean)

Ryvita

Originally posted by Asok
Sssshhh tman your trollling is keeping these ladies from the housework they should be doing.

Who saw that coming? Anyone?

"keeping the ladies from the housework" - please stop - I'm in pain with the laughter :rolleyes:

Ryvita

Originally posted by ravenhead
So your telling me that if your g/f let herself go & didn't bother anymore you wouldn't look else where????

& by the way - we don't do it for you guys - we do it for each other!!!!!!!! (Girls will know what I mean)

Em no .... you want to show your legs over the weekend for other girls?

ravenhead

Originally posted by Asok
Sssshhh tman your trollling is keeping these ladies from the housework they should be doing.

HOUSEWORK -- never......

SheroN

get your ass back in the kitchen and bake me some pie.

tman

Originally posted by ravenhead
So your telling me that if your g/f let herself go & didn't bother anymore you wouldn't look else where????

& by the way - we don't do it for you guys - we do it for each other!!!!!!!! (Girls will know what I mean)

hell, as long as she knows her place in the kitchen i don't give a crap what she looks like

Asok

Who saw that coming? Anyone?

"keeping the ladies from the housework" - please stop - I'm in pain with the laughter

Those pants do make your arse look big.

ravenhead

Originally posted by Ryvita
Em no .... you want to show your legs over the weekend for other girls?

No that's for myself.... I never dress for anyone else .. What's the point???

Karoma

Originally posted by Ryvita
m-m-m-my Karoma ...

Bras are functional ... back support and all that ...

Nice try though!

you're what happened to feminism! you've falled for the propoganda... :rolleyes:

Rabies

Originally posted by ravenhead
- we do it with each other!!!!!!!! (Girls will know what I mean)

i see what i wanna see

ravenhead

Originally posted by tman
hell, as long as she knows her place in the kitchen i don't give a crap what she looks like

Guess who won't be getting any tonight with that kind of attitude!!!!!;)

ravenhead

Originally posted by Rabies
i see what i wanna see

Sad man - very sad.....

Rabies

Originally posted by ravenhead
Guess who won't be getting any tonight with that kind of attitude!!!!!;)

He always has Pam and her five friends to keep him company

Originally posted by ravenhead
Sad man - very sad.....

I know, but it made me smile.

ravenhead

Question???? How did this go from a chat about tan to sexist man remarks?????

ravenhead

Originally posted by Rabies
He always has Pam and her five friends to keep him company


I know, but it made me smile.

I'd say he'll be getting used to it....

Karoma

Originally posted by ravenhead
Question???? How did this go from a chat about tan to sexist man remarks?????

because tman is a spamming off-topicing twunt...


hah! ;p

Asok

Hey dont talk about my boyfriend that way!!!

Karoma

Originally posted by Asok
Hey dont talk about my boyfriend that way!!!

you're not in prison any longer-that relationship doesn't count ..



the gay sign is now clearly visible high up in the sky... cue Azezil..

Asok

Sodomy is for life not just for a night in mill st garda station for conspiracy to commit public nudity.

Karoma

"conspiracy to commit public nudity"
such a bull**** charge. twunting gardai. who the **** told you about that!?!
is it still nudity if you're wearing body paint? how about fake tan..?

pork99

Originally posted by ravenhead
but the tan was fab when you put it on & now its a couple of days later & its starting to come off but it's coming off all patchy & horrible looking & you've tried exfoliating, moisturising etc & it hasn't gotten any better!!! I really want to show the legs this weekend but with the state of this I can't -- NEVER USE THIS TAN!!!!!

This might help

Gets into all those odd corners

the Guru

My ex was a make up artist and a propper dollie , she has that stuff slapped on all over her , what made it worse was that i had to put it on her back , she advised me that Jif Lemon juice works and wash the area with persil and the like to get it off ,

I would suggest the Jif as its not a rough on the skin and remember girl stay away from that stuff its evil stinks and ruins the bed sheets

Lainey

bronze express is the best i've found.. expensive but good and yes, a soapy shower will take it off and no streaking..

i'm sorry i missed this one earlier

SheroN

your inbox is full lainey.