What's the etiquette here??

Is that a bonus level on PowerWash Simulator? (yes, that's really a game and people have actually paid money for it)

One of them was me…

ah jeez….having flash backs to a few weeks ago when the executive shitter was re-painted with explosive liquid shyits 🤢

If it's good enough for the King of Rock 'n' Roll it's good enough for any of us.

Similar start to the week for myself. Dropped a real hall of famer in the work stall. Sort of log you could roll in glitter and put on display. Didn't think the flush would shift it but it went off like a torpedo.

was reading there recently about gut flora and bacteria and decided to pick up a package of this complete greens powder with probiotics. Dreadful stuff to consume, but I’m happy to report I’m shunting out absolutely Wedgewood Quality stools. This was despite me having 11 pints of pale ale and a bellybuster pizza on Saturday. The whiff off them isn’t great but herself recently bought 6 cans of Neutrodal so I just put down a spray first (if I’m not crowning) and another few sprays after.

A mask is no use with that sort of miasma. I remember being in a pub in west cork a few years back and heading into the already pretty shambolic jacks. The fent on entering was absolutely astonishing - you could almost taste it. Straight up the nostrils and the brain goes immediately into threat flight mode. The sort of shït stench that seeps into the tile grout and starts to corrode the taps.

Turns out there was a well-known 25 pint man who was a regular there and everyone knew to avoid the jacks for at least 30 minutes if he had gone in there and taken more than 3 minutes. Even then there was said to be a warm hum that could be detected for the rest of the day.

Might be useful if you find yourself needing to break wind during a delicate time - in a funeral home staring into the coffin of an in-law, at the national concert hall during a long pause in a piece, meeting your new neighbours for the first time etc.

Handy tip, but beware: if you're on a wooden seat, or pew, it can make it worse.

Sounds like we have a few bog jockey sorts around here. Cock jockeys as well.

That reminds me of a time when the teacher announced a surprise maths test. My anxiety immediately jumped from zero to a hundred and caused my belly to rumble. I couldn’t hold in the gas and the resulting emission onto the wooden seat sounded like a pneumatic road drill. I shrivelled in embarrassment while the class turned and laughed and the teacher gave me absolute daggers.

Quick update on the complete greens probiotic powder. Absolutely top class. As streamlined and efficient as a German bobsleigh. Minimal wiping and a tremendous feeling of transformation and hope as you leave the shïtter.

Don’t know if it’s related, but I woke up this morning with a boner on me that you could poke a hole in a cheap door with.

my post is one character too short but the input box is going crazy. I'm only able to make a semi-intelligible post using the edit function. Otherwise it's fucked.

Vanilla is fucked. They're a complete bunch of losers who don't have a **** breeze, the notion that sites pay them to be fucked over by Vanilla is laughable!

You're not wrong Brendan, there's nothing like the feeling of well-being produced by a good clear out.

You are correct Bobby, wouldn't be pumping iron most days,. but I do at irregular intervals.

Fcukkers walking around on a stalk is not what I would encourage, and neither would I support corpulent cnunts

bending down drying their toes with the chicken skin bag of walnuts dangling in full relief.

After a bad round of golf that a sight you don't need Bobby.

Came I the other day after another 31 points and saw this cluster dangling in front of me and was sorely tempted to

give the fcuker a dab of a rescue club under the gusset to teach him a lesson.

Fcuking moronic cnunts.