What's the etiquette here??

Just finished up listening to the latest The Rest is History series about Martin Luther. Tremendous stuff tbh. I was always aware of the love of describing a good bowel movement by the likes of Rabelais and the great Catholic humanists of the era, but I wasn't aware that Luther and his contemporaries took a rather more biblical view towards the act of "getting rid of the breakfast". Expunging a demon in some cases. Leaving a length of Lucifer in the pan.

Have we any Protestants here to give us a more Lutheran perspective on sending Satan to Ringsend?

Yours in meek enquiry.

I find the ‘covered wagon’ manouvre best at the piss trough.

Thumb at the side of the rod with the fingers shrouding the other side.

No leaning back with your hands behind your head and the wand spraying over three bowls.

Bad manners.

Well off the mark there Bobby, pecker like a ships hauser and bladder with at least 3 litres cold. or 3.5 warm capacity.

Now did see a lad as you describe entering the pissoirs in a south Dublin establishment , slightly unsteady trying to get the nobb out in transit and gushing a good quart into the strides he was wearing.

Had to be oxtered out by his mates into a taxi which was probably put off the road if he had more than 30 mins to go.

Fawn coloured stain spreading over the back of the strides.

^^omg lol

^^actually hotblack whatever your name is...I thought it was cool and funny that you related your **** situation to a Bob Dylan song but seeing as youre being so judgemental towards me with your stupid American valley girl song I see I was wrong. 😊

Excellent.

Us women don't have bowel movements lol .…we just hold it in until the time comes and it comes up the other way...eventually (no joke I read about that happening to someone 😮) and we puke it out. What else can we do to avoid it and be seen as unladylike?

You'll need the damp dishcloth for that lot Lewis.

Steep her in tepid water to shift the first tranche of muzzle rubble and only then reach for the Baby Wipes.

Cold items applied first thing to a hot hoop can upset the unit and make things worst.

Lad I know made that mistake after a large intake of hot curry and was in adult pampers for a fortnight after it.

Oh…. don't forget to 'decommission the dishcloth'.

They say Seamus Heaney's stinky Thoughtfox was inspired by a similar encounter.

To have a file or bard capture your seismic moment for future Literature students? Priceless.

Anusol?

Great for “personal itching”. Pretty much instant relief. Has a very pleasant tingling experience when first applied. Comes in a 100ml tube if you are a curry and 10 pints sort of chap.

Or in an emergency, make a paste with Tabasco sauce and baking soda

https://www.boots.ie/bepanthen-nappy-care-ointment-30g-10195185

This or sudo cream will do the trick,

Screenshot from a video the “professionals” took while cleaning up a “unit” that Brendan Brendar used.